A/N: Yeah...I got bored.
I'd actually love to see Kieron do this
John Paul awoke to the sound of loud knocking. He grunted angrily, before tearing himself from the older man's embrace, sitting up, and putting on his boxers. Kieron twitched, so the younger man switched on the stereo – which he knew helped his lover to sleep. He then walked out of the room, to the source of the knocking.
"JOHN PAUL! OPEN THE DOOR!" A woman's voice yelled from the other side of the wall. The boy sighed – opening the door - revealing his mother – rage written all over her face.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU" The woman started, pushing past her son, and walking inside of the warm flat.
"Missing your sisters' 18th party to...canoodle...with your boyfriend!"
John Paul sighed, slumping down onto the sofa heavily.
"It wasn't like that..."
"It was EXACTLY like that!" Myra yelled angrily, crossing her arms tightly over her chest.
"I..."
The boy was interrupted by his lovers' shrieks rattling through the small flat, and the sound of footsteps pounding on the floor.
"I LOVE THIS SOONNNNNNNNNG" Kieron shouted, pulling open the bedroom door – the sound of "IamXray – Pretty Rave Girl" filling the flat.
Before John Paul could warn his lover that his mother was in the room – Kieron came bouncing into the living room – stark naked as the day God made him.
"I WANNA BE A RAVE GIRL!" He sung – shaking his hips and madly waving his arms in the air.
"Oh God…" John Paul whispered, sinking down into his chair, burying his face in his hands.
Myra stared at the dancing naked man at the other end of the room with wide eyes, and laughed out loudly, as he attempted to moonwalk.
Kieron's eyes flew open, and he froze on the spot – only his side showing to the couple on the sofa.
"J…John Paul?" He croaked – not turning around.
"Kieron…"
"Your mum here isn't she…"
"Yes…"
"Can she see me… and my…manly area?"
"Afraid so…"
"Crap."
John Paul smiled, seeing his lover go bright red, and his hands flying to cover up his 'manly area'.
"I've seen a penis before Kieron." Myra said – breaking the awkward silence.
"Not mine…" The ex-priest said – running back to the bedroom – and slamming the door shut.
"Cos that wasn't embarrassing…" John Paul groaned – lifting his knees up to his chest and hugging them.
"Nope…"
There were a few moments of awkward silence before John Paul said, "He got the words wrong..."
Myra smiled, uncrossing her arms and sitting next to her embarrassed son. "How comes?"
"He said "I wanna be a rave girl." When it's..."I know this pretty rave girl" I've told him before..."
"That's Kieron for ya..."