Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek.
Author: Well. It's a first. I hope it was as hilarious to you as it was to me. Please, give me feedback. Though, I don't expect to get much, considering it's so short.
Enjoy.
-thedeathberry
Just Another Day On The Enterprise
"What?" Captain Kirk asked, suddenly turning to his Commander. "What nonsense are you blabbering about?"
Spock said, "I have been wondering what…these pornographic books are doing in your room, Captain." He practically dangled the magazines in the Captain's red face.
The whole crew then turned to the Captain with an awkward look that was directed toward Kirk.
"What is this woman doing to the other woman? Is she in pain?" Spock asked curiously, trying to process what the women on the front cover were doing to each other.
Kirk then reacted somewhat violently, trying to obtain his magazines from the Vulcan, who held them high above his reach.
"Mr. Spock! This is obviously not a good time to be stubborn!" Kirk glared.
"Why? I presumed you to be a man without shame." Spock said, "But I am curious as to why you have these. This is a disgrace to women." He said, pointing at the cover. "That woman does not look very happy."
Kirk was at the end of his rope.
"Mr. Spock! This is unnecessary to speak of in front of my crew!"
Spock could only ask why, with only a growl as a reply from a flustered Kirk. Realizing he was getting nowhere, Kirk soon paged Doctor McCoy.
As McCoy walked onto the bridge he said, "Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor not a babysitter!"
Spock looked at the Doctor, the magazines in his hand, "Doctor, I believe our Captain is having problems."
McCoy just gave the Vulcan a strange look before looking at his Captain and saying, "I'm a doctor not a psychiatrist!"
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Just another day on the enterprise...