Okay! Before I start this weird as heck fanfiction, I want to say that I am NOT offending girls. I'm not retarded. Let's not forget I am girl too. This is just what guys would think, I know. I don't know how I just do. This is extremely weird and has to do with girls and their periods, you have been warned. For those of you sticking with me, thank you. Okay!
"Ugh...finally a break!"
"Yea, tell me about it!"
The four guys were all hanging out, it's been a while. It always is, at that time of the month. The time of the month where the guys never get a second to just sit and relax. That's right, the time of the month when unicorns migrate. No, the time of the month when hell breaks loose: when the girls get their periods.
"It's always get me this, get me that!" The pink haired salalmander said.
"Lucy is always making me get her things. She asks me to buy...tampons. can you imagine how weird it feels to be that one guy with tampons in your hand, you know you get all of the weird looks and the store clerk just stares!" Natsu continued.
"When Lucy gets her period, does she get over emotional and you end up getting drenched in rain?" Gray asked.
"Yeah, I didn't think so." He finished after getting no reply.
"About every two seconds I have to gwt up and buy another tub of ice cream and another bag of chocolates! Why can't the little shrimp do it herself?" Gajeel complained.
"You haven't seen nothing..." Jellal said.
'Really? Why is it so much worse for you?" Natsu questioned.
"One word: Erza." the blue haired teen replied simply.
"Oh..."
"Y'Know I have always wondered what the strongest female mage would be like on her period..."
"Well...er...pretty much every day all I hear is 'Jellal, my stomach hurts', 'I need Ice cream', "I want chocolate', and sometimes she says suicidal things.."
"Suicidal?"
"Mhm.."
"Whoever thinks Jellal has it the worst say I,"
"I"
"I!"
"Definetely I,"
Then, Natsu stood up.
"Where are you going?"
"To get more god damned tampons!"
Soon after, Gray followed.
"Juvia neeeds more fucking cookies..."
Then Jellal.
"Erza needs me home...for..er...reasons..."
Then Gajeel got up. Before he left, Jellal looked over to him.
"She needs more motherfucking ice cream!"
Soon they were all gone, and they were going back too Hell. No, Hell would be better.