one day illumi just merdered some1 an went to the bathroom to wash his hands from blodo. when he open the door hisoka is lying seductively on the bathrrom floor.
"hello" says hisoka raising eyebrwos sexily,,,
illumi thinks hes wierd so he goes to the sink to wash a hand.
but hsioka follows him and illumi can se his sexy face in the mirror.
"wot u want" illumi sais.
"lets go cmaping" says hisoka.
illumi so confused poor guy... he spent all his life killing randos so he doesnt kno about friedship. he feels his kororo go dokidkoi but he doesnt unerstand y.
hsioka is like "u spend all ur life killing randos so u decieve a break now."
illumi is so shccked that hisoka red his thouts. in the mirror he can see his face go red.
hisoka smells at him. "what do u say?"
illumi tries to spek but he cant feel his heart betting rite up in his oesophagus next to all his undigest food. he cant breth. he coffs and trys again.
"yes" illumi says.
"ok see u next saturday" hisoka says and leaves misteriusly.
illumi needss time to prosecc what happened so he just lie on the bathroom floor until next saturday.
nex saturday
somhow hisoak and illumi r standing in a field in the countryside. the field is green and natural and the air is fresh and the cows are black and white.
illimi is nerves but he is smart and has a rational thout process so he says "if were gogin to camp we need a tent."
hisoka rises his eyebros. "ohohohohohohoho" he chockeles. "i hav a tent rite here" he says, indicating his boner,
butt illumi, beeing a pro merder, doesnt rly know what a boner is so he thinks hisoka is saiyan that he actully has a actul tent in his clown trousers. so illu pulls on the wasteband of hisoka's trousers (theyre infused with bungee gum, which has the properties of both rubber, and, gum,) and looks inside.
hisoka doesnt wear underwares so illumi can see his dick shining in the countryside sunlight. the cows nearby also see it and there scarred for life.
illumi is so fasenate hisoka's massive cosk. it is large and big like an elephant but sexer. he feels himself hard now.
theres a lil shepherd walking by with his sheep and he looks slighty scandalised and so do the sheeps so husoka removes illumis hand from his pants. illumi notices the shperd and all the sheeps and cows and feels self conches.
"dont worry" hisoka says and gets a literal tent from nowere with his clown magic so they can have some piracy. he puts the cloth bits on the field and then theyre supposed to hold it down by banging pegs into the ground but theyre too much horny so instead hisoka just holds illimi down and bangs him into the ground.
after they are done hisoka's clown makeup is smuged (very sad) and illlmi doent rely know what happned but he had a gud time *thumb up emoji*