June 3rd, 2016
9:30 A.M.
Abel has created Team Building Chat
Abel has added Cain, Deimos, Phobos, Praxis, Ethos, Helios, and Selene.
Abel: Hey guys, Keeler said that doing something like this would strengthen us as a team.
Helios: Cool!
Cain: the hell is this
Cain: when did we get this skype shit
Cain: what even is this
Phobos: Maybe if you listened to the CO you'd know what's going on, shit-for-brains.
Cain: you wanna fight? I can take your scrawny navigator ass
Cain: meet me in the pit and fite me
Ethos: ...Isn't it 'fight'? (・・ ) ?
Cain: i can fite you too you overgrown hair floof
Praxis: Leave Ethos alone, Cain.
Cain: hey look who showed up
Cain: its pirate himself
Praxis's nickname is now Pirate.
Ethos's nickname is now overgrown hair floof.
Pirate: Cain so help me I'm going to beat your fucking ass in PT today.
Cain: calm your fucking tits it wasnt me
overgrown hair floof: Guys, I think you should stop fighting. Abel said this was a team building exercise
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Abel: Yeah, it is.
Phobos: Well you guys all suck
Phobos has left the chat.
overgrown hair floof: Hey, should we add Phobos back? He is part of the team, technically
Cain: nah let him be a pussy ass princess
Cain: we dont need him anyway
overgrown hair floof: ┐('～`;)┌ okay then.
Abel has added Phobos to the chat.
Abel: Phobos, you can't just leave the chat whenever you want.
Phobos: Yes I can. Just watch me.
Phobos has left the chat.
Pirate: Just leave him alone. I'm pretty sure he's going to come back later.
overgrown hair floof: I have to go study the Colteron's organisms, be back later, guys.
Pirate: have fun studying those orgasms.
Pirate: SHIT. I mean orgasms.
Cain: what the shit do they have you guys looking at on the bridge
Cain: fucking teron porn or something
Abel: CAIN NO
Abel: WE DO ACTUAL WORK
Pirate: Sorry, my depth perception is fucked i can't hit the right keys.
Cain: lame excuse pirate
Pirate: Okay I want my name changed back
Cain's nickname is now Fuckboi666
Pirate: Haha. Nevermind, this is good.
Fuckboi666: alright that shit aint funny
Fuckboi666: hoever the fuck that was change it back
Selene: whoever*
Fuckboi666: same thing, ur all hoes u grammar nazi
Selene: You're, and you. Please type like a decent human being.
Selene: And for the record, I'm part Indian.
Abel: I apologize for him, Cain is an ass.
Selene's nickname is now grammar Indian
Grammar indian: CAIN THAT IS NOT FUNNY. CHANGE IT BACK.
Fuckboi666: it wasnt me you fucktard
Fuckboi666: and if it was me i wouldve changed my own name back by now
Helios: hey bois waddup.
Grammar indian: Boys* and what up*
Helios: Selene? Is that you man? This is great.
Grammar indian: Yes, it's me. Cain changed my name.
Fuckboi666: for the last time it wasnt me who changed ur goddamn name
Helios's nickname is now Helium
Helium: what the fuck, cain
Fuckboi666: it wasnt me for fucks sake
Abel added Keeler to the chat.
Abel: Just read up, and you'll see how much of a good team exercise this has been.
Keeler: sweet baby jesus on a stick
Abel's nickname is now Yes Daddy harder.
Keeler's nickname is now Daddy.
Daddy: I would like to say 1) Encke deserves this name, not me, 2) you guys need to be better teammates, and 3) who is changing all the fucking names
Fuckboi666: did a superior officer just swear in front of us
Fuckboi666: fucking scandalous
Helium: we all think its cain whos changing the names
Fuckboi666: well it isnt me otherwise id have changed my own name
Daddy has added Phobos to the chat.
Daddy has left the chat.
Phobos: tf
Phobos: You guys are all idiots, you know that?
Phobos: And Abel, you're a double idiot.
Phobos: You wanna know who was changing the names?
Fuckboi666: yES
Phobos: Fucking Deimos, that's who
Phobos: I can see his screen from here, that little fucker
Deimos: I would say i'm sorry but i'm not.
Phobos's nickname is now Slut keep ur mouth shut
Slut keep ur mouth shut: See, it's Deimos.
Fuckboi666: Deimos change my fucking name back
Deimos: #yolobitch
Fuckboi666's nickname is now fITE ME M8
Deimos: I changed it.
fITE ME M8: you little shit
overgrown hair floof: Hey guys! I'm back! ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ
overgrown hair floof: Oh God, what happened while I was gone? 〣( ºΔº )〣
Pirate: Deimos is the name changer
Pirate: Speaking of which, Deimos, can you change my name back now?
Pirate's nickname is now Praxis.
fITE ME M8: YOULL CHANGE HIS NAME BUT NOT MiNE
fITE ME M8: WHY? UR ONE OF MY BITCHES
Grammar indian's nickname is now Selene.
Yes Daddy harder's nickname is now Abel
Helium's nickname is now Helios
fITE ME M8: FUK U
Slut keep your mouth shut's nickname is now Phobos you hoe
Phobos you hoe: REAL MATURE, DEIMOS.
fITE ME M8: deimos you have three fuckin minutes before i come over and shove my entire foot up your ass
Helios: Considering the way I've seen him look at you he might enjoy that
Praxis: I got to go.
Helios's nickname is now BITCH WHAT.
Praxis's nickname is now Pirate.
Deimos: That was not me.
BITCH WHAT: its kinda obvious it was you deimos
Deimos's nickname is now DIEmos.
DIEmos: who did that?
overgrown hair floof's nickname is now Ethos
Ethos: Uhh, it was Phobos (⊙_⊙)
Phobos you hoe: *Cain's excuse*
fITE ME M8: what the fuck is that supposed to mean
Phobos you hoe: It means that I'm too lazy to reiterate the fact that if it was me who changed Deimos's name then I would've changed mine back first
fITE ME M8: fuck off
DIEmos: Ethos.
Ethos: Yes?
DIEmos: this means war
Ethos's nickname is now Pirate Wench
DIEmos's nickname is now Deimos.
Pirate Wench:!
Deimos's nickname is now guess who still sleeps with a stuffed animal.
Phobos you hoe: It's true. He does.
fITE ME M8: holy shit deimos does what now
Phobos you hoe sent an image
fITE ME M8: holy shit he does
fITE ME M8: deimos you fucking liar
Guess who still sleeps with a stuffed animal: What?! Its not true.
Phobos you hoe: Ethos, how did you know?
Pirate Wench: You wanted me to go get your tablet from your room, and when I went in to go get it there was this stuffed hippo very badly hidden under a pillow
Pirate Wench: It's also your homescreen (=⌒‿‿⌒=)
fITE ME M8: wait whut.
BITCH WHAT: BITCH WHAT
Selene: it was unnecessary to say that out loud as well as type it
Guess who still sleeps with a stuffed animal: well ethos has this bonsai tree named herbert that he and pirate co-parent
Pirate Wench: It's a tree, not a stuffed hippo
Pirate: That's a lie.
Selene: No it's not, when I walked Ethos back to his room and he opened the door he showed it to me. Besides Ethos isnt denying it.
Pirate Wench: Praxis, Herbert is a tree. It's fine. It's not like we sleep with Herbert, unless you have something to tell me
Pirate: I don't sleep with Herbert. He is my son.
Pirate: There was that once when I fell asleep on the desk next to him but that's it
fITE ME M8: you and the hair floof have a tree for a kid
fITE ME M8: well isnt that domestically endearing
Pirate's nickname is now Tree daddy.
Pirate Wench's nickname is now Mommy kink probs.
Guess who still sleeps with a stuffed animal: that wasn't me
Phobos you hoe's nickname is now Queen Bitch.
Queen Bitch: This is my fucking kingdom now
fITE ME M8: oh shit Encke just pmed me, gtg later bitches.
Tree daddy: Abel you should totally change the background on his tablet
Abel: To what?
Abel: Any suggestions?
Selene: Helios just whispered "Dis dick."
BITCH WHAT: Omfg Selene I did not
BITCH WHAT's nickname is now DIS DICK
DIS DICK: DEIMOS NO CHANGE IT
Guess who still sleeps with a stuffed animal: It wasn't me this time
Mommy kink probs: Speaking of name changes, Deimos, you still haven't changed your's back yet
Mommy kink probs: Does that mean you're not denying that fact anymore? |･ω･)
Guess who still sleeps with a stuffed animal's nickname is now Die Ethos.
Die Ethos: You're still Mommy kink probs. Is that true?
Queen Bitch: You'd know all about his kinks don't lie.
Die Ethos's nickname is now Guess who sleeps with Ethos and stuffed animals
Tree Daddy: Yes, and?
fITE ME M8: holy shit, i came back at a great time.
fITE ME M8: you actually do threesomes?
Tree Daddy: I never said that.
Tree Daddy: But at least I know how to share, unlike you, Cain
Queen Bitch: Holy shit. And I thought Ethos was a virgin. I was kidding about them sleeping together.
Mommy Kink probs: Why does everyone think I'm a virgin? (・_・;)
fITE ME M8: dude you look like the literal definition of 'cinnamon roll, too pure'
Mommy Kink probs's nickname is now The Kinkiest Fucker here Surprise.
Abel: Guys its lunch, eat.
DIS DICK: Abel is right tbh
Queen Bitch: We'll be back after we eat the shit the Alliance calls food. I wanna hear more of this shit. And Ethos, we need to talk.