A/N: Co-written with Ali Shanonn. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

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It was a bright, sunny morning in the Gryffindor Common Room.

Harry and Hermione were up and waiting for Ron, who was just coming down from the domitories.

"I'M HUNGRY!" Ron screamed, deafening a nearby nameless first year.

"Okay, okay, we'll go get breakfast!" said Hermione, covering her ears.

So they did, Harry making sure to keep away from Ron.

They sat down, and Harry and Hermione began to eat.

Ron sat still.

"Where are the muffins?"

A passing first-year, (possibly the same one who was deafened earlier and suddenly regaining his hearing for the purpose-

"SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH THE BLOODY STORY!!!!" screamed Snape.

Sorry.)

said "We have no muffins today."

Ron went very quiet. Harry glanced at him nervously.

"No...muffins...?" whispered Ron.

"Yes." squeaked the first year.

"I WANT MUFFINS!!!!!!" roared Ron, re-deafening the first year and sending him screaming from the room.

He jumped onto the table.

"MUFFINS!MUFFINSMUFFINSMUFFINSMUFFINS!"

Suddenly, with a clap of thunder and a strike of lightning, Voldemort appeared on the table.

Everyone gasped. Ron went on screaming.

"How did you get here?" demanded Harry over Ron's screams.

Voldy shrugged. "I Apparated."

"But-but-but...you can't Apparate inside the Hogwarts grounds!"

Silence feel as Voldy struggled to find a good reason.

"I JUST CAN, OKAY! SHUT UP!" he finally screamed.

Ron pushed him out of the way and went on screaming for muffins.

Then, a brilliant idea struck Harry. This brilliant idea came in the form of a lightning bolt.

"OW! Oh, wait, I got it!" and he pulled out his wand.

"Voldemorticus Muffinicus!" and Voldy was instantly turned into a muffin.

"MUFFIN!" screamed Ron. He ate the muffin.

"YUCK! Never mind, WAFFLES!"

Suddenly, a random dude appeared from YouTube.

"Do you like waffles?" he asked Ron.

In reponse, Ron ate him.

Everyone backed away.

"WAFFLES!" and everyone ran screaming away, Ron transforming random people into waffles and eating them.

It was a dark day for Hogwarts.

But it was a good day for Ron and his waffles.

THE END

(WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!)