DEATH NOTE CRACK!
Just what all you little fangirls want.
There are a few rules in the crack.
The rules are;
No OC's.
Has to be... somewhat realistic XD
Yaoi/Yuri is accepted! :D
For my first story, I shall do one with a reaaally unlikely couple.
MISAXTAKADA.
I walked into the evening dinner prepared, ready to fire her down for my Raito. She's gonna pay! Misa will triumph! Hah! Tottally fired up, I said "Hello, Ms. Kiyomi Takada! What are we eating?" Takada looked up, and snickered. "Just steak, vegetables... and wine.." I sat down, and eyed the wine. "Fuck itadakimasu.." I grabbed the wine and poured myself a glass, ignorng the steak. Takada started eating, that damn perfectionest.. "So.. what's your relationship with Raito?" Takada glanced at me, and softly said "We're business partners. Actually, he's trying to get me secretly against Kira. But you wouldn't care." She quietly continued, "He's using you, isn't he?" She asked. It sounded more like an assumption. "It's so obvious, and we need to admit things freely." Of course, she noticed. Bitch. "Fine. Yes, Misa's pretty sure her Raito.. isn't.." I couldn't help it. I started to softly cry. "..But... even if he doesn't like Misa that way.. atleast Misa can be of use to him.. somehow.." I sighed, and poured myself another glass. "Poor Misa-Misa. Halle, you are dismissed." The tacky blonde wallflower in the corner that I had no idea was even there, bowed, gave a suspicious look, and left the room. Takada handed me the wine bottle. "Drinking helps. Trust me, I used to date him." I looked at the bottle, warily. "O-Okay.."
I downed the entire bottle. Halfway through the second bottle, she said, "Would you like to stay with me?" She asked, coaxingly. "That asshole doesn't deserve either of us." "Yeah! Let's -hiccup- goooo!" They walked out of the place, and into the dark, cold night. It was pouring rain, as they headed for Takada's car. "Say good-bye to your innocence, Amane." Takada said as she opened the door to the backseat of her car.
O_O Misa's getting raaaaped. :D
I take requests, so please review this,
I didn't put any smut/lemon in it cause,
I've never written yuri before, and I didn't see how I could work it in the story...
Thank you for reading!