It was a normal day in Hyrule, the sun is shining and Zelda is getting kidnapped again. A messenger is running to Link's house to tell him to save her and all of Hyrule. When he gets there he sees Link leaving.
'Link! You found out about the princess already?' the man asks.
'Oh no I'm returning some stuff I was using back.'
'Link that can wait, the princess needs saving!'
'Yeah but she gets captured all the time.'
'your the hero that is supposed to save her though!'
'The hero is only supposed to save her once yet I've done it over 10 times.'
'but..'
'Listen, that princess needs to learn how to save herself for once and stop having me go get her.'
'She doesn't need to save herself when she has you!'
Link starts walking away when he realizes that he is getting nowhere with talking. The man tries to get Link to come back but it does seem to work. Then he gets a great idea... have Zelda wait 7 years for Link to help her! Wait, she is a princess and could never wait that long... Or have Sheik save her. No... Sheik is Zelda, but if Sheik is Zelda then couldn't Zelda save herself?
He gets tired of trying to find a solution and just leaves. Hopefully the princess can save herself. Obviously Link isn't going to help and she seems capable.
Man where is Link!? Zelda asks herself while she is sitting in a crystal. I thought he would save me by now, unless he is chasing chickens again. Let's hope that I don't have to wait 7 years again for him because that was horrible!
I decided that I would try and attempt to make a one shot. I hope that you like it.