Bella Sings?
At the volturi castle during new moon
bella; edward i'm scared
edward; yes well tahts to be expected
bella; -whiney voice- I...WANNA...GO...HOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEE
edward; will you be quiet !
bella; you dont love me -cries-
jane; GOD does she ever shut up
alice; fraid not its sad really
bella; what did yo say bout my mama
alice; nothing?
bella; -glares-
jane ; - opens large doors- HA I am strong :)
aro ; I send you for one and you bring back 2 and a half-
bella; 2 and a half men? I LOVE THAT PROGRAM...weres the tv?
Aro; HA bella did a funny
edward; -growls-
bella; but there is no funny in my tummy
alice; oh god
demetri; SHHHHHHHHH
alice; SHHHHHHHHHHH yourself
demetri; very well then
aro ; now edward
bella; is this gonna be long cos my dad is like really worried
aro; if you would have let me finis-
-hevy rave tune comes on-
aro; what the devil?
felix; its an iphone
bella; I AM LOVED WAIT 2 MINUTES
-answers-
bella; s'happnin peeeps
volturi; -look at each other-
bella; JACOB MA MAN DOG HOW YA DOIN?
edward; man dog?
Alice; dont ask
edward; ok then
bella; NAH hes not dead...yet
demetri and felix; -laugh-
bella; 2 mins jake -puts hand over speaker- SHUT UP AM ON THE PHONE
D & F; -silent-
bella; yes as I was saying-
-raised tones on other side of phone-
bella; DAD CALM DOWN AM ONLY IN ITALY SHEESH
aro ; oooohhh somebody's in troubleeee
bella; -glares- no dad...yes dad...PUT JACOB BACK ON...okay bye love you ….
edward; are you do-
bella; SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
edward; -silent-
bella; ok jake bye...-hangs up-
alice; finally
bellla; I heard you
alice; YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
bella; rudeness
aro; can we continue
bella; I suppose
aro ; ok …...EDWARD YOU SHALL DIE NOW
-nobody moves-
aro; -sighs- ninja possitions
volturi people; ooohhhh
bella; HAHAHAHAHA
aro; what
bella; yous are TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA VAMPIRES
creators of vampires
protectors of law (8)
aro; -falls of chair laughing-
bella; it wasnt that funny
aro; I no
bella; -backs away-
aro; felix
f; what
aro; the girl...catch her
bella; you shall never ca- oh you caught me well this sucks
felix; well we are vampires
bella; RIPPED IT too far mate too far
felix; -grumbles about how he never ripped it when he clearly did-
bella; OMG A SMALL SHINY OBJECT...MUST. HAVE. IT
aro; ha I have it first -picks it up-
bella; pfft pathetic
aro; so I have a shiny object and you dont
bella; shocking I tell you shocking
aro; yeh yeh yeh
bella; LE GASP
edward; RAWR
bella; AHHHHHHHH you trying to give me a heart attack jim
edward; jim?
Bella; nvr mind!
aro ; -goes to kill edward-
bella; waiiiiiiiiittttttttt...
aro; WHAT NOW
bella; kill me instead
jane; YESSSSSSSs
aro; really?
Bella; no am just sayin it for dramatic affect – rolls eyes-
aro; cheek I tell you
marcus; the child is so plain
bella; no because I wrote a song
marcus; go on
(tune of superchick – one girl revolution)
bella; I know volturi
they think am plain
I aint super I am nothing
edward dosent think that way
if all you see is how I look
you miss the vampire within
I bet they christined the titanic
just to watch the people swim
I have no right but I shall be myself
I have no right but I shall be myself
I have no right but I shall be myself
I have no right but I shall be myself
(chorus) I'll be everything that I wanna be
I seem to just thrive on insecurity
I am a voice not caring if am herd
I fall down bang its heard around the house
and i'm a one girl revolution (x6)
(chorus x2)
aro; that was definetly...the worst singin I have ever herd
bella; what?
aro; I meen you hevy scream the words dear
bella; -rolls eyes- can we go yet?
aro; yes leave now
PLEASEE...!
bella; nah!
aro; -death glare-
bella; i was kiddin calm it sake
aro; what the devil is she on about
bella; wit mahn hevy trippin on yer lollipop or summit
aro; the hell ?
edward; jst ignore her
aro; ok goodbye
bella; -skips away-
edward and alice; -follow her-
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