A/N: This is just a preview, the real first chapter will be posted soon! owo
"There you are. I've been waiting a while. Did you like my puz- OW! WHAT THE HELL?" Gohma shouts as she lifts her left foot, a small dagger penetrating her armor. She snaps her head back up, glaring at the young kokiri.
"You know, it's considered rude to stab someone while they're talking! You impudent boy! Now, as I was saying, I hope it was enjoyable and chall-fffffffuhhhh..." She droned out, falling to the ground.
"Good job Link, you hit her right in the eye! Now get your sword back quickly and finish her!" Navi squeaked.
Obeying his partners orders, the hero grabbed the Kokiri sword and rapidly slashed at Gohma's eye. And with the finishing move, he thrust forward, impaling her right in the pupil.
A/N: Sorry it's kinda short. I don't want to spoil too much. And yes, it'll be much more humorous. ^^
~Miyumi