And I want you to know
I got my mind made up now
But I need more time
And I want you to say
Do you know what I'm saying?
-Oasis 'She's Electric'
Ramble On Ron, Ramble On
Ah chess, this simple game has me king of men. Women throw themselves at me, men stare at me with wonder and awe. But I do not blame them .If I had met anyone as amazing at chess as I am I would fall in love with them well considering there a girl if it was a guy I would just worship them. Sadly my brilliance has scared people off which is why I have been sitting here for the last hour bored out of my mind.
Beside me Hermione is happily doing her homework really what was wrong with that girl it was a Saturday for Merlin's sake. Hermione has refused to play against me, she says its cause I turn into a big headed git every time I play chess but I know she really is too scared.
On the other side of Hermione is Harry I didn't even bother asking him if he wanted to play he was in his dark, moody hero thing. I snorted I could so be a moody hero too. Well it would be hard to be a moody hero with hair as bright as mine maybe I could find a spell to colour it just for a while you know temporally like … although I think I had an Aunt who did that. It didn't work though I think she tried to colour her hair blonde but the spell wasn't strong enough to cover the red and it turned it ginger.Yep I could be a moody hero if I didn't have red hair yep its all my hairs fault. Yep nothing to do with me...yep...so anyways.
Wow talking about hair look at Hermione's. The way it glittered from the fire made it almost golden looking in places. She was so beautiful. Oh sweet Merlin I did not just think that! I mean it's not even true just look at her teeth they are so horribly … straight. Yeah well her eyes are big and...warm and you know...everyone...like the small...cold...eyes.
OH SWEET MERLIN SHE WAS BEATIFULL!