I'm a Super Dude Too!
Chapter 1: Hello
Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans, any related products, a house of my own, or even this plot.Its an odd story, a pal o mine asked me to post this for him, I guess he didn't register with fanfiction (no clue why).
This is his work so don't blame me,(though I am legally culpable) but please reveiw of course. From this point onthere is no one but the author (But I may poke my head in from time to time).
Responding to a distress call downtown the Titans spring into action discovering some familiar masses of mobile metal compiled together from junk wreaking havoc.
"Hey, don't those look like Johny Rancid's "dog"". said Raven
"I guess so, but how did he get uh... one,two... six of them?" said Beast Boy
"It doesn't matter take them o--"
Robin was interupted by an even bigger one smashed out of a store storefront.
From a speaker on it's head came Rancid's voice.
"There's seven, they're Rex's sons; oh and they're mad about what you did to their father."
As he said the final part all the creatures turned to face the team.
Robin yelled "Why aren't you here, coward?"
From the speaker came "I have better things to do" then under his breath "plus last time I was eaten by a bug." "Enough, Rex Jr. attack!"
"wow, how original"
the pack of seven monsters then attacked at once
Starfire flew overhead raining starbolts on the charging creatures pushing them back. Meanwhile Beast Boy charged one as a triceratops, Raven uprooted a light pole and bashed one in the face a few times. and cy and robin tried a "sonic boom" on Jr. the expolsions made him yelp but the canon didn't register.
A crowd of passerby and cops began to gather at a safe distance from the battle
Robin shoved his staff right into the open jaws of rex junior jamming them open.Cyborg poured more power into his shot yet still it didn't react as it tried to close it's mouth.then beast boy slamed his into a building and quickly turned into a humming bird to escape the falling rubble only to fly right in the mouth of another "puppy". star charged up a shot as she flew closer to the one menacing robin. while raven impaled hers with the light pole and looked around for something else to throw. cyborg finaly gave up and fired at a different "dog" which exploded instantly.
"what the...?" he said
just as starfire was about to throw her bolt Rex Jr. turned his head firing a familiar blue blast from his eyes.
"Starfire!" robin said as star collided with a building.
"aw man hes not only immune to sonics, he absorbs it" said cyborg
Raven focused her attention on a vehicle and levitated it, just then beast boy transformed into an elephant exploding the monster he was in.
"he should have watched what he ate" quiped beast boy turning to face the explosion behind him as another "dog" fell.
"hey, my car!" shouted someone in the crowd. but the titans payed no attention to this
"two left titans, focus."said robin
starfire then flew in and laser-eyed the one of the last ones leaving rex jr. by himself. his head began twitching as the titans moved to surround him. his head began to shake faster and faster until it exploded.
the titans turned to the guy approaching them
he looked about 16 was 5'10" had brown hair down to his shoulders and green eyes. wearing an orange shirt and jeans as well as a red bandana that was carefully adjusted to cover his entire forehead and a pair black leather gloves only his head was uncovered .
"wow that was anticlimactic" he mumbled
"hello, i've heard of you, Teen titans"
"and who are you?" asked Raven
"Me, oh i'm just the guy whose car you destroyed."
"so?" Asked robin
"So, why did you destroy my car?" asked the guy trying desperatly to stay calm.
behind them no one noticed the assorted scrap heaps slowly crawling toward each other
"duh, to stop the big junk piles from destoying the city, dude" replied beast boy
"of course the same powers that can lift a 3000 lb. vehicle couldn't disasemble a scrap heap?"
"um..."
"no, of course not, seriously, when faced with the decision to rip apart a monster or lobsomeone elses property at it you'd alway's choose to... wait we already know that, now don't we!"
the piles formed into one big dog shaped mass of metal
"I think you just need to re... lax... dude!" Said cyborg as heturned around to see the humongus creature behind them
the monster slowly approached as the titans took their battle stances
"hey, dudes you recked my car, what are going to do to right the situation here?"
"can't you see we're busy?" said robin
"you're super heroes, get over it, besides you're not going to get out of this"
"Beast boy, get him away from here" Said robin
"no, you're not gonna just sweep this under a rug, dudes I want full repairations"
"okay but still dude, its dangerous here, you need to get away" said beast boy grabing his shoulder and draging him away while the other titans attacked thelarge newthreat
"Now Get Your Hands Off Me You Idiotic Dumbass I'm Not Some Stupid Starstruck Civie YOU CAN JUST GET RID OF AT A WHIM YOU BUNCH OF( Censored because i'm not going to bother righting a long line of obsenities and anatomicaly expicit gerunds so i'll just cut to the part where it ends)AND MAYBE THIS WILL GET YOUR ATTENTION"
suddenly the guy burst into flames and upon raising his hands a collassal column of fire surrounded the monster until it was reduced to molten metal
"whoa... dude!"beast boy said