Authors note: Do not ask about this fic, I have probably completely lost the plot and that has resulted in this. Not much else I can say. Oh, I haven't read the manga, I'll follow the anime and this follows after it. (BTW, glee knowledge not necessary)

Disclaimer: This work is a fan creation with no profitable intent. I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, I don't own Glee and I don't even own the laptop I'm typing on. They are owned by Various people/companies

Chapter 1: Why Tamaki shouldn't watch Television

Time had passed since the whole 'disbanding the club' incident and things had return to normal, well, as normal as they got for a Host Club. Honey was eating sweets, Mori telling him not to as if that would work, the twins were being they're usual selves, Kyoya was trying to make money by… Haruhi made a mental note to check were those hidden cameras were.

And Tamaki was… no-where to be seen. Well, that's odd, he hasn't missed Host club since, well, since the beginning.

"Hey Kyoya," Haruhi assumed he'd be the one to know, "Where's Tamaki?"

"No idea, I would find out, but I'm bound to regret it, he's got a stupid plan of some sort."

"How do you know that?"

"It's Tamaki, of course I know. Plus, he wants to announce something tomorrow, probably some ill-fated scheme to be more in touch with his 'commoner' self, which, if he does that any more I'm adding it to your debt."

"Oh come on, how bad could it be," Hikaru added, though Haruhi was unaware of when exactly they showed up, "Then again, it is Tamaki…"

"He's probably just recruiting some new stereotype to the group, that's what he does, he has been speaking to Renge a lot recently."

"… O.K," Haruhi replied, "NOW I'm worried."

The next day, Haruhi found that she couldn't stop thinking of that announcement. Since the disbanding of the Host Club, Tamaki hadn't been up to anything out of the 'ordinary'. Tamaki and Renge don't make a good combination, however and the old Tamaki was probably back. But that's a good thing… right?

Wrong.

Haruhi had decided that this was the absolute worst idea in the history of Ouran Academy, it didn't even have anything to do with host clubs, except to attract the attention of the academy, which was a good idea in itself.

"But why a glee club?" she asked herself.

"Where, may I ask," Kyoya said, "did you get an idea so nonsensical as that? Wait… not that show, Tamaki, no!"

"Why not, it's great idea, it unifies everyone."

"Sounds like fun."

"Keep out of this Hikaru," Haruhi retorted. Great, now the twins are on board.

"It's been a while since we've done something big, I'm in!" Honey added.

"Well, it's settled then! We start tomorrow!"

Haruhi sighed. This is going to be a long couple of months.

End of chapter

Yeah, short chapter, next one should be longer, reviews are welcome, next chapter "Recruit the club" will be posted when I get round to it.