NOTE: Furst is a girl, Ferster is a boy...this actually was a convo that me n my friends had on facebook while commenting a pic...it was hillarious
Furst at 10:05am December 26
Haha... wow i love this convo....
and how everyone decided to contribute
:)
Tali Cullen at 11:56am December 26
yeah...we're a very giving group of people
Ferster at 1:32pm December 26
mhm like a family
Josh at 2:08pm December 26
Heyy ferst, u be trippin. Lets freak out the new girl..
Ferstyy, my ass still hurts from two nights ago, i think i should go see a doctor....
Ferster at 2:10pm December 26
well i told u not to stik that mp3 player in there
was it the perfect size or the pounding bassline?
Bruno at 7:24pm December 26
josh and ferster,
please continue this conversation PRIVATELy cus im a little scared of whats to come next...
Tali Cullenat 9:13pm December 26
wow bruno, i thought you would be more interested, because as i recall you went into the room with josh n ferster and were the last to come out....smiling
Josh at 9:50pm December 26
i especially liked the banana. it was funnn!!! o n bruno doesnt remember it because he went into the room got hit over the back of his head and then when he woke up we told him a joke.... he doesnt remember ne of it...
Tali Cullen at 9:51pm December 26
well he definitaly enjoyed it josh...haha...i just realized...bruno was eating a banana when he came out of there...i wonder *ponder muse ponder*
Bruno at 10:55pm December 26
??!?!? im lost... but that was funny that joke you told me...?
Tali Cullen at 11:10pm December 26
lol...wow bruno...when u got knocked out it reeeaaalllyyy effected your brain
Furst at 7:18pm December 27
haha nice try freaking me out... but you'll just have to try harder cuz i'm obviously not an idiot ;)
Tali Cullen at 7:32pm December 27
lol...she's onto us...ferst, josh how can we fix this?
Furst at 7:33pm December 27
haha... you guys crack me up
and as for fixing it - i wanna see you try
Tali Cullen at 7:34pm December 27
...you've never seen us at work...it's very intense
Furst at 7:34pm December 27
then show me
Tali Cullen at 7:36pm December 27
Unfortunately I can't due to the fact that my partners in crime are not online
Furst at 7:37pm December 27
well when they come on be sure to put them to work lol
Tali Cullen at 7:44pm December 27
i will and you can observe the intense focus and commitment we hav for creeping people out...it's beautiful once u get over the fact that its creepy haha
Furst at 7:44pm December 27
haha.... can't wait
Ferster at 7:47pm December 27
tali, whad u do with that strippers body? i know the meat packing place said they didnt want our business any more.
did the dog food people call back?
Tali Cullen at 7:49pm December 27
nope but u no that guy in london on fleet street tweeney sodd or somethin? yeah he gives his stuff to that Mrs. Lovett chick that lives downstairs from him
Furst at 7:49pm December 27
you guys are funnnnny.... i'm seriously cracking up
Ferster at 7:50pm December 27
yea we discussed that tali but i already told you we cant afford international shipping!
dont you ever listen!
Furst at 7:50pm December 27
tweeny sodd? i'm not stupid and btw tht's in london... last time i checked i was sure tht you guys lived in florida :)
Tali Cullen at 7:53pm December 27
omg! how do u no were i live!!!!!!!?????? lol...but i heard she's well off, ferst, so maybe she'll pay for the shipping!!!!!!!...and yeah i know fleet street is in london...cuz until mr. sodd came around Mrs. Lovett's meat pies tasted like shit...now their quite delectible...wonder what she did...hmmmmm??*ponder while eating meat pie*
Ferster at 7:54pm December 27
i dont live in florida o.0
Furst at 7:55pm December 27
haha... and is 'she' refering to me or mrs. lovett? and can't you guys just refer to me as furst?!!
Furst at 7:55pm December 27
i'm not retarded i know for a fact tht you live in florida... i saw you at a play :p
Ferster at 7:55pm December 27
tali, that girl keeps butting in on our business conversations. when josh gets online well try and freak her out, k?
Furst at 7:56pm December 27
i'm NOT butting in.. the whole reason for your story is to try and freak ME out.... gosh
Ferster at 7:57pm December 27
noo, we havnt started to freak you out.
what are youtalking about?
Ferster at 7:58pm December 27
ohh lmaoo tali
she thinks our livelyhood is out "attempt" at freaking her out
listen here ms. furst, please do not make fun of the way we pay for cell phone bills/gas
thank you
Furst at 7:58pm December 27
have you even read what you've been writing? tweeny sodd? a strippers body? i think it's obvious tht you're trying to 'freak' me out
Ferster at 7:59pm December 27
okay
read it again
figure it out
were talking money here
Furst at 8:00pm December 27
sorry mr. ferst i didn't mean to insult your livelihood... now if you could please refer to me as FURST it would be much appreciated
Tali Cullen at 8:00pm December 27
yea wait furst doesn't this stuff happen at ur school??? even though i go 2 different school then ferster there is interschool commerce...and she reffered to ...she's like loaded cuz her meat pies ROCK!!!...hanna (my sis) loves her vegy pies too...wonder whats in those...my sis is a vegitarian
Ferster at 8:01pm December 27
oh snap tali did hanna ever end up returning the cash to the bank or what?
Furst at 8:01pm December 27
well not to hurt your sister's feelings but something tells me tht mrs. lovett's pies are anything but vegetarian.. and no tht kind of stuff does not happen at my school
Ferster at 8:02pm December 27
you guys dont eat at your school?
que??
Tali Cullenat 8:02pm December 27
i dunno, cuz she said she did but she came home with a full tank of gas and i think she only left with like 1/2 a tank
Tali Cullen at 8:03pm December 27
...omg!!! they STARVE!!!!! we need to give them some meat...if u asked u culd hav had the stripper...ferster and i dont mind feeding the hungry
Furst at 8:04pm December 27
ok i'm officially confused.... as for eating at my school we do do tht but not mrs. lovett's meat pies, and as for what tali just wrote i have NO IDEA as to what tht's refering to
Ferster at 8:05pm December 27
i got it
i guess its a family thing
oh wells
Furst at 8:05pm December 27
haha belive me i'm far from hungry.. and i'm sure tht the food at my school is better than the food at your school.... no affence
Ferster at 8:06pm December 27
we dont take any "affence" from people who cant spell
dont worry
Furst at 8:07pm December 27
:( aww.. let's be considerate of the fact tht i'm not in the family and therefore we shouldn't have insiders
Ferster at 8:07pm December 27
english please
Tali Cullen at 8:07pm December 27
ya...we sympathize with the unejicated 2 ya no...if u dont no nothin ucant eat nothin cuz nobodies guna hire yus
Furst at 8:08pm December 27
what are you talking about? i can spell
Furst at 8:08pm December 27
eh?
Furst at 8:09pm December 27
shut up so i spelled offence wrong.. who cares?
Tali Cullen at 8:13pm December 27
we're kiddin fursty...we dont care but ferst is a very literal man...he likes things done the way they shuld be done...kinda liek OCD...but he gets a lot more pissed than a medically challenged person
Ferster at 8:14pm December 27
excuse me
i dont get pissed
i simply point out mistakes and if people dont correct them i remove limbs
nottt that complicated.
Furst at 8:15pm December 27
lmao... i can tell but i can sympathize with the whole OCD thing.. i'm kinda like tht but not to tht extreme :)
Tali Cullenat 8:16pm December 27
yes i know but to people like our dear rachy, thats abnormal, well nothing is abnormal in our house fersty right? i mean with a few vampires, pixies, werewolves and hybrids suprises arent very "common"
Furst at 8:16pm December 27
excuse me mr. ferst but 'not' is spelled with one n... not 3
jk
Tali Cullen at 8:17pm December 27
ooo yeah...and people with severe honesty (me)....damn ferst we hav 2 move AGAIN cuz i gave away our secret...damn curse...the pixies did that too me
Ferster at 8:17pm December 27
lmaoo
your really funny
i only put one "n
haha i had 3 "t"'s
your terrrribllyyy pathetic at the english language
Tali Cullen at 8:17pm December 27
and fursty he added 't's not 'n's
Furst at 8:18pm December 27
shit w.e. i should probably quit while i'm ahead.. at least you realized your mistake so at least tht's something :p
Tali Cullen at 8:18pm December 27
..you wuld think that pixies were all happy...nope...they like to mess with ur head...the vampires though...they like it...rough *wink*wink*
Furst at 8:19pm December 27
p.s. what's with 'fursty'? not tht i mind....
Tali Cullenat 8:19pm December 27
...ya ferst so wen u accidentally phased in front of that chick did she ever realise?
Ferster at 8:20pm December 27
nope
told her i had to pick up my mother and ran off
had no clue about the wolf
whatever, a new moon is a new moon
Tali Cullen at 8:20pm December 27
its a lil nickname...considering you cant alter my genetics i can call u what i want...the ppl in my house...they know how to mess with your cells reeeaaalllyyy well
Tali Cullen at 8:22pm December 27
ferst how many times do ihav 2 tell u..the "new moon" thing is mythical as in fake...you can phase when u want...but she was getting annoying so of course you overreatced and phased...its no big deal as long as she didnt remember...humans dont notice anything
Furst at 8:22pm December 27
ok now you guys are just getting plain weird....
Furst cuz your not human....
Ferster at 8:24pm December 27
thank you for the clarification ms. furst
tali, lets end this?
i dont think our conversations are going well with "her" interrupting every 2 seconds.
Furst at 8:25pm December 27
no please continue.. i'll be polite and not interfere.... tht's what you want right?
Tali Cullen at 8:25pm December 27
yeah well u no bein human is pretty boring...their just so weak and oblivious...except that one chick she was pretty observent...she noticed that the vamps didnt go out wen it was sunny...well she noticed there were ppl who never left the house...it was sorta crazy...we told her they all had a rare disease that meant they were allergic 2 sunlight...she bought it........they always do
Ferster at 8:26pm December 27
isnt that what your aunt wrote that story about?
Furst at 8:26pm December 27
tht's weird... someone tht's so observant tht they could catch on to a vampire bought your story about being allergic to the sun? i'm suspicious....
Tali Cullen at 8:27pm December 27
well i dont mind it, an innocent mind is nice to see once in a while...well i see more than ferst does that is...cuz im im a technopath so i can read ur thoughts through ur keyboard/fingertips its not really expected and hasnt been recorded cuz nobody "believes" these days
Tali Cullenat 8:28pm December 27
ya but of course she changed it up a bit...had 2 make it sappy so all the humans would like it...edward was thrilled that she wrote about him...but then he got creeped out cuz it talks about how hot he is and stuff soo...that was an awkward family reunion
Furst at 8:29pm December 27
just to let you know (not tht you probably care) i didn't read the twilight series so i won't understand anything if you talk about it...
Tali Cullen at 8:31pm December 27
its not even like sunlight hurts the vamps...its just so freakin hot cuz their senses are intensified...so the shade is nice 2 them...my aunt had 2 make that a bit more interesting..."glowing like diamonds in the sun" haha such bs...edward gets the funniest reactioons to the sun...its like he's itchy...so he dances around the yard scratching his ass....good times
Furst at 8:31pm December 27
still not getting it.....
Tali Cullen at 8:40pm December 27
o ya the twilight series was written by my aunt...i read them for a laugh...it was interesting cus there isnt a bella or an isabella in my house...wonder who she pictured edward with...he's pretty great to spind "alone time" with but i dunno...omg...ferst i had an epiphany
Furst at 10:08pm December 27
well tht's cool... but y would it matter if there was a bella in your house or not? and also, i still wanna see you guys really get to work with trying to freak me out/ mess with my head... believe me it's harder than it seems....
Tali Cullenat 10:21pm December 27
it matters cuz bella is the chik edward is supposed to hook up with....but shes human...hold up...i was just on the fone with my aunt...we were talkin about some crazy stuff and she goes "so bella, damn, i mean tali " and then she got really nervous....omg...epiphany!!!...does she think i'm gunna hook up with edward...like ewww he's great in bed, no doubt, but like ewww...he's sorta...nerdy...he reads and listens 2 classical music n stuff cuz everyone else but me n him r taken....well ferst is like a pet cuz he's a wolfie...right ferst?...ya n wen u never get tired havin a mate is fun...ferst has been around the block a few times with leah havent u...cuz ferst moved in with us after the wolves on his turf were bein mean....leah's the only chick wolf, she likes to make the others "work hard" for her...its funny...thats y she was with lil fersty...broke his heart
Furst at 10:26pm December 27
holy moley... let me get this straight (in all seriousness) ben lives with you? and edward is a real person? tht actually lives in your house, though you're not related, and tht's why your aunt wants you guys to hook up?!?! and i'm not getting the whole wolf thing... who's leah? and does she live with you too?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! If i'm not getting this can you explain it without the whole wolf and edward being into classical music (which there's nothing wrong with tht btw), please?
Josh at 10:56pm December 28
ok let me put this into perspective, the real story is that me and ferster run this factory that produces cups for football players. when we do it we smell all of them first and then stick them down our pants. when the football players get the cups they smell delicious becuase of course mine and fersters sacks just smell fantastic.... and then we all sit down naked to friday night shabbat dinner with our buddha statues and our crosses while we make tali here serve the food. sorry if i didnt contribute in the convo...
Tali Cullen at 1:48am December 29
josh is the only male pixie... the only reason y i serve you is cuz u are both incompetent idiots who cant walk without spilling soup...and im a vamp so im not clumsy in any way....ya ther are other male pixies in the world but josh is the only one down here...he doesnt get very lonely....selena said she doesnt like how ur crotch smells...shes the most difficul pixie 2 get with according 2 josh...not as desperate as the others....personally i think shes a lesbian but w/e....and i love shabat dinner at our house...YES we are jewish vampires and werewolves and pixies...its unexpected but true....lol...i remember wen edward n ferst had a bit 2 much vodka and woke up in josh's bed....the funy pat is that josh was totally sober and fast asleep in between them....he was smiling 2 lol....i still hav that pic 4 blackmail haha....dont worry i wont use it until josh gets married....if josh get married
Furst at 4:57pm December 29
wow... now there's a twist ;) well its nice to know tht you jewish pixies/vamps/ and werewolves eat shabbat dinner naked with crosses and buddha statues... anyhow i also find it very entertaining how josh and ferster own a cup factory and how they use the cups before sending them to the NFL (is tht even legal?!)... and as for selena good for her tht she doesn't let josh push her around... then again from what tali siad it seems tht josh is into guys so why should he care?....
Tali Cullen at 5:17pm December 29
i totally agree with you fursty...y is it that josh seems to love guys soooo much????????
Furst at 5:41pm December 29
i dunno... perhaps josh can explian to us why he loves guys so much.. ;)
Tali Cullen at 12:18am December 30
yes josh...is it coincidental that ur so happy around ur men???....i mean ur a pixie and usually pixies don't imprint like werewolves sooo...please explain
Josh at 12:31am December 30
well, i think that Tali totally took over this creepy thing. And i also think that she talking about Twilight or something, idk. Ferster just stopped talking because this thing took a turn for the worse and we lost many lives in this battle. As for the gay thing, its not true. its fabricated evidence produced by aliens to make me a secret CIA *cough* i mean Flower shop owner, look stupid. Now if you dont mind, i am going to smell some more of our pelvic cups if thats alright with you. Gooday to you sir and adiue to you sir. You are the weakest link! Goodbye!
Tali Cullen at 12:35am December 30
ya the twilight thing happened long before you re-joined this lovely rant on our magical-ness...ya those aliens are tricky...adiue, adiue to you and you and yooouuuu!...and the moral of the story is my dear fursty...THEATRE PEOPLE PWN....the end....i hope you enjoyed our little documentary on "how to creep"...thnx peace