Bonjour people! My name for the sake of this website is K! I've written a couple other fanfictions on here and other sites before, but none in the category of the show Naruto. I usually try to write in the rating for teens but I'm no stranger to mature stories SO if you do not enjoy yaoi or such things as that then I'm warning you now not to read this :P for those of you who do not mind then hello :) this will be a SasuNaru fic AND a sort of ItaKyuu/Naru fic (you'll see) so sorry if one of them bothers you _ it will go back and forth throughout this whole story so if you don't like this idea then don't read it! Also people this story is meant to be sometimes serious but also sort of a joke so don't get all mad when it isn't completely super serious and realistic.. I don't want to give away more than I have already though so...

K:...what are you waiting for Sasuke do it!
Sasuke:...
K: Come on your making me look like a fool!
Sasuke: Then maybe you shouldn't have put Itachi in this fic aswell K -_-
K: Well I'm sorry for being creative just do it!
Naruto: I'll do it! K does not own any of us and gains absolutely nothing from this story! Not even friends! \^.^/
K:..Thanks..Naruto :I on with the cra-I mean story heh

For as long as Naruto could remember he had always had a voice in the back of his head. Not that one voice that tells you your hungry or the one that tells you to shut your mouth or maybe think about something before you say it, because honestly Naruto doesn't have THAT kind of voice. (Hey!). But a literal voice that talked to him, advised him, made fun of him etc. A voice that certainly wasn't his own. At first Naruto hated this voice. It was the voice of the nine-tailed fox demon that had been sealed within himself. But after years Naruto had actually come to love Kyuubi as a sort of older brother. And as much as Kyuubi would hate to admit it he felt the same.

Which was why they had both been very excited when they learned that Naruto could actually let Kyuubi control him. Kyuubi never tried to like, you know, kill anyone or anything drastic like that, but it was just nice to finally be able to have some kind of body back after years of being caged in Naruto's mind. His horribly uneducated, stupid, torcherous mind.

When Kyuubi takes over Naruto's body, and he can only do this with Naruto's consent, his appearance does not change nor his voice, but Kyuubi is able to talk, walk and do just about anything with his body. No one would be able to tell they had switched if they just looked at him but it was obvious in his actions and words that something was different about him when they switched.

At the times when Naruto would let Kyuubi take control of him, he would still be able to see and hear and even feel everything, but he himself would have no control of his body, it would almost be kind of like being trapped like Kyuubi usually was.

The only downside? Well Naruto had a boyfriend. They had been dating for 8 months now and they both cared for each other a lot. His name is Sasuke, yes Sasuke Uchiha. I know what your thinking, "Psh Sasuke and Naruto are not gay together gawd," but it would seem that they kind of are. But only for each other, Sasuke feels no attraction to any other men or even women for that matter, they all annoy the crap out of him.

Anyways back on track to the downside. Sasuke knew about Naruto's little demon predicament and was happy for him when Naruto told him of this new development, but both were concerned about when they actually let Kyuubi out to play. It would seem that even though Kyuubi knew about Naruto and Sasuke's relationship, he himself felt nothing towards the raven haired Uchiha but distrust, hatred and etc. On the other hand it was starting to become quite clear that Kyuubi did however have quite strong feelings for a certain different raven haired Uchiha.

Not only did this disgust and freak out both Sasuke and Naruto, but it also concerned and worried them. What if Kyuubi tried something while taking over Naruto's body? Naruto would have no control over anything and would just have to sit there and take it while "he" made out with Itachi.

To Naruto this was gross and freaky but to Sasuke this was disgusting and unacceptable. He did not trust his aniki one bit and while he trusted Naruto not to do anything, he could not completely trust Kyuubi with Naruto's body. Sasuke was very protective of his blonde and wanted no one not even Itachi to touch him.

If they let Kyuubi have his way then he and Itachi would be on the floor right now ripping each others clothes off. Itachi also knew of what Naruto and Kyuubi could do and was also attracted to Naruto, not that he would ever tell his otouto this. So this was a plus because he could get Naruto's body and Kyuubi's intelligence so whenever Kyuubi was given free rein he loved to spend every moment with the blonde fox talking and flirting.

Sasuke was deeply worried his older brother would try to steal his blonde away from him, even if it wasn't really Naruto he would be with. Sasuke tried to convince the dobe not to let Kyuubi out so often but Naruto said this would be unfair to Kyuubi to keep him locked away inside all day every day.

"Naruto, maybe it's not a good idea to let Kyuubi out so often. What if he does something crazy inside your body? And no one would be any the wiser, they'd all believe it was you. They aren't going to believe that you 'switched' bodies with a nine-tailed fox demon dobe, and that could get you into serious trouble."

"Calm down teme geez! It's not like were going to run around murdering people!" "Well it's not like he hasn't done it before," Sasuke said under his breath. "What was that teme?!" "Nothing dobe just forget it."

Sasuke was deeply concerned about Kyuubi and Itachi's attraction towards each other, because in the end this could only mean bad things for everyone involved. Naruto had promised him though that he would stay away from his older brother, in control or not, so this calmed him down a bit. As long as Naruto stayed away from Itachi, then nothing bad could happen. Right? Hah no the author isn't that nice.

To take their minds off things the two boys decided to go for a calming walk in the park, alone just the two of them together. Along the way Naruto talked to him about random things.

"Did you know that in some places you can marry yourself Sasuke? Talk about egotistical geez. I could totally see you marrying yourself though teme," Naruto whispered. "What did you just say dobe?! If your going to be rude then maybe I WILL end up marrying myself." "Ah calm down sassy-Sasu it was just a joke," Naruto snorted. He loved calling his boyfriend sassy-Sasu it always pissed him off.

"Hey Sasuke I think I'm going to let Kyuubi out real quick." "What? And spoil our walk, why?" "I'm not gunna spoil it teme I just want to let Kyuubi have some fresh air, he's been asking me all day to let him out and its getting annoying. It will only be for a few minutes Sasuke." "Fine dobe but don't say I didn't warn you when he ruins our walk."

On the outside Naruto just looked like a stupid brain-dead idiot standing there doing nothing, but on the inside Naruto was talking to Kyuubi, telling him he could come out only for a few minutes if he promised to behave. "Does behaving mean treating that young Uchiha well because I'm afraid I can't do that." "Kyuu, you need to promise or else I won't let you out." "C'mon kit you know I don't like you dating that stupid duck butt, why should I have to be nice to him?" "Because he is my boyfriend Kyuu and you need to respect him as long as he is respecting you." "Fine but the moment he says anything funny I get to be rude to him again." "Alright deal, but only if he is being a complete teme."

Of course no one but Naruto and Kyuubi could hear this internal conversation so Sasuke had stood there awkwardly that whole time waiting for the dobe to switch with Kyuubi. Sasuke could always tell when they switched because Kyuubi was more, lets say, mature even if he was a bit hostile towards Sasuke. He then watched the dobe hunch over and hold his stomach as the seal started to glow. This happened every time they switched but neither of them knew exactly why. When he straightened back up moments later he was scowling at Sasuke.

"Hello young Uchiha, I see your still as duck buttish as usual." "Kyuubi, how nice of you to join us," Sasuke said sarcastically. "Well I wouldn't miss out on one of my baby brothers special 'walks' with his boyfriend. What kind of protective demon brother would I be if I did?" Kyuubi said this a bit threateningly.

*Kyuu stop, don't fight with Sasuke today, please?* *I can't help it I despise your boyfriend Naru.* *You promised Kyuu.* *..Fine kit but this isn't for him.*

"I won't bother insulting you any more this time Uchiha, but this is only because I promised Naru I'd be civil. Otherwise I'd take my fist and shove it right up your-." "Hey Sasuke!" They both turned around to see none other than Itachi walking towards them. Of course. Because why not right? The author of this story is a giant a-hole.

Reflexively Sasuke put his arm around Naruto and held him against his body in a shielding and protective sort of stance. "Hey otouto, hello Naruto." Itachi greeted his brother normally but greeted Naruto with a bit more warmth.

"What the hell are you doing you stupid duck butt Uchiha get your filthy hands off me!" Kyuubi yelled. "Ah, now I see, it's my little demon fox. Hello Kyuubi." Itachi said a bit too warmly.

Kyuubi giggled, YEAH GIGGLED, like a little school girl flirting with Itachi. "Hi Itachi," Kyuu said. "What brings you out here on this beautiful day? Nothing compared to you of course," Itachi flirted. Sasuke growled lowly. Even if this was Kyuubi's mind it was still Naruto's body which meant his brother just called Naruto beautiful. Kyuubi blushed bright red. "Well unfortunately my baby brother decided to come out here with your duck butt brother. But I guess my day just got better now that you are here," Kyuu smiled.

*Oh please Kyuu calm down it's just Itachi*

Sasuke really wanted to punch both of them in the face, but he couldn't risk hurting Naruto and plus his brother would most likely hit him back twice as hard. He needed to get them out of here before Kyuubi did something he'd regret. "Kyuubi I think maybe it's time you gave my boyfriend his body back so we can go home," Sasuke said heatedly.

Kyuubi looked over at Sasuke seemingly annoyed. "Hmm, yeah I don't think so. Actually, I think I want to go home with Itachi tonight," Kyuubi said back. Itachi smiled like a creep and Sasuke stood there pissed off and shocked. "Kyuubi give Naruto back his body," Sasuke said angrily. "I don't think I will duck butt. This is going to be payback for all the times I've had to watch you make out with my baby brother. Don't worry Sasuke, I'll make sure the kit is just fine, anything is better than with you anyway," Kyuubi smirked. "Come on Itachi I've had enough of talking to this lame duck butt my kit calls a boyfriend."

Sasuke wanted to grab him and run, but they were in the middle of a park with people watching, and unfortunately for him this wasn't an option.

Kyuubi and Itachi started to walk away but before they could get more than five steps away, Kyuubi turned back around and went over to Sasuke. He bent over to Sasuke's ear to whisper, "Oh yeah and one more thing Sasuke, though he has no control over his body now, Naru can still see, hear and feel everything. You should give up now because by the end of the night, he'll be in love with Itachi." Sasuke stood there shocked not able to move, and then they were gone.

All the while Naruto stay trapped in the back of his mind yelling the entire time for Kyuubi to let him out. Naruto got worried when Kyuubi said that he would be in love with Itachi, but he wouldn't let that happen. The author wouldn't let that happen..right? He loved Sasuke. He just hoped Kyuubi wouldn't do anything with Itachi for he did not especially feel like having the older Uchiha's tongue down his throat all night.

There you have it folks, were just gunna end it right there for now. I feel like this is a suitable stopping point :D

Sasuke: I..am going..TO KILL YOU!

K: O-O

Sasuke: Give me my dobe back!

K: Not until next time, maybe not even then hehe

Sasuke: GRRR!

Itachi: Until next time little lovely readers, leave a review with your honest opinion, and I promise we will try to make this story to your tastes to suit each and every one of you ;D Toodles! *Glomps Naru* "Let's go we got lots to do before the next chapter."

Naruto: NOO HELP ME!