i was bored...
The Cullen family were sitting in the living watching Date movie
Emmett and Esme couldn't stop laughing about the name: Fockyerdoder
"I CAHANT STOP LAUGHING! IT HURTS IT HUURTS!"Emmett laughed
Esme just kept laughing and laughing
"Ok guys it's not that funny" Rosalie said
"Y-yes it is!"Esme yelled
"EMMETT! YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT FOCKYERDODER AND THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE!"Rosalie yelled and then she slapped Emmett
"FINE I'LL SING!"
"Oh god no" Alice said
"Nice going Rose" Jasper said
"RA RA AH AH AH ROMA ROMAMA GAGA OOH LALA"
"god dammit"Carlisle cursed
"TO THE LEFT TO LEFT EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN A BOX TO THE LEFT!"
"Emmett" Edward said
"TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME"
"Emmett I swear-"
"COME HERE RUDE BOY BOY CAN YOU GET IT UP"
"Emmett I swear to go-"
"THE WAIT IS OVAH"
"EMMETT YOU SHUT THE FU-"
"SOMEBODY CALL 911 CUZ SHAWTYS FIRE BURNING ON THE DANCE FLOOR"
"EMMETT!"Rosalie yelled
"MY LIPS LIKE SUGAR"
"I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL YOU!" Alice threatened
"I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK"
"EMMETT!"
"YOU CHANGE YOURE MIND LIKE A GIRL CHANGES CLOTHES"
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
"LETS GET LOST YOU CAN TAKE ME HOME"
"EMMETT!"All the Cullen's yelled
"HE WAS A BOY SHE WAS A GIRL CAN I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOS"
"SHUT UP!"
"WHEN YA SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL"
"I'LL GIVE YOU HELL IF YOU DONT SHUT UP!"Esme yelled. everyone was quiet after that because Esme never yelled
"...when darkness turns to light it ends tonight..."
Songs used (in order) Bad Romance-Irriplaceble-Teenagers-Rude Boy- Wait Your Turn-Fire Burning- Sugar-I kissed A girl-Hot N Cold- Summerboy- Sk8er Boi- Gives You Hell- It Ends Tonight :) Have a nice day