15 Things Mike Newton is not allowed to do
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. *sobs*
Bella and Edward were in her room making a list of things that Mike Newton wasn't allowed to do.
1. Ask Bella out.
2. Tell Bella that Edward was making a move on him.
3. Tell Edward that Bella wants to break-up.
4. Tell Edward that Bella is pregnant and he (Newton) is the father.
5. Tell Charlie Bella is pregnant and he is the father.
6. Tell anyone that Bella is pregnant and he is the father.
7. Tell anyone that Bella is pregnant period.
8. Try to get Bella to dump Edward.
9. Tell Bella he knows the Cullen's secret.
10. Then try to get her to tell him.
11. Get Bella drunk.
12. Then try to take advantage of said situation.
13. Then tell Edward she was the one who was hitting on him, when Edward walks in.
14. Touch Bella's butt when she walks by.
15. Touch Bella any where EVER!!!
16. If he violates any of these rules epically 10-15 he will be arrested for harassment!