A/N: My english teacher gave me a D on this so it isn't that good. I wrote it in 5 minutes so it's not a masterpeice
Edward Cullen can't be a heart doner
He's a stupid shiny Volvo owner
Edward is cold, fast and clean
He looks young but was born in 1918
He could take over an empire
Because he is a vampire
Edward is a mind reader
When he plays chess he is a cheater
He loves a girl named Bella Swan
The got married and had a kid in Breaking Dawn