So I was on Google, looking at Shadow Hunters jokes, and I found this hilarious one. I thought it would be a perfect idea to make a short sing-fic/parody out of it. I hope you like it!
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Magnus stands outside the door to the room where the wedding is being held. Alec and Lydia's wedding.
Oh, well imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
He paces back and forth, looking through the door. Alec and Lydia stand at the front of a room on the step, saying their vows with not much emotion. This was a forced marriage, after all.
And I can't help but to hear,
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of word,
"What a beautiful wedding!" sighs Clary.
"What a beautiful wedding!" says a Shadow Hunter to a Daylighter
Magnus shakes his head. How anybody could be enjoying this. This looked so unnatural. "You may kiss the bride" he hears the pastor say. So unnatural.
Everyone claps and they all stand up when the music starts.
Lydia leaves to go get congratulated by her family and friends.
Magnus walks up to Izzy and Alec, who are standing off to the side.
"And yes, but what a shame," Izzy says "what a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
Magnus and Alec both look disgusted.
"Woman!" they say at the same time.
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I might continue this if I get a lot of positive reviews. Or I might do a different song. I'm sorry, but I just don't ship Malec. I don't have anything against gay people, but I just don't ship the same gender.
Thanks Guys! Check out my other stories of you like Hunger Games or Divergent!