"T you better tell me now!"
"El, what would be the fun in that?"
"Do you like seeing your best friend worked up like this?"
"Heck yeah. Its my Monday morning hobby"
"Your impossible"
"El, you're the one being impossible. I told you, Chad was drunk. You know what he's like when he's piss-"
"Mr Bolton, I do not tolerate that such language in my classroom. I recommend you rethink your choice of words in future reference, that is if you have your future planned out. Its highly doubtful, a ball and a hoop can only take you so far…"
"I think my ears gone numb"
"Don't be such a drama queen"
"I thought you only liked Drama Kings?"
"Is there a point your trying to make here?"
"Well all I am saying is that you and Evans is spending a lot of time together lately"
"Oh my gosh, are you jealous of Ryan?"
"What? NO!"
"You so are!"
"Ella, I am not jealous of the pink poodle"
"He's not a 'pink poodle' and you are, other wise you wouldn't of spat out his name like it was poison"
"Yeah well I'm your best friend and have been for the last, 12 years. So that means you should spend time with me not him! I mean seriously what man wears pink, I feel for his farther rea- Ow, what the fuck woman, are you mental?"
"Shut up Troy. Ryan's comi- Hey Ry, what's up?
"Hey Gabs, nothing really. Oh hey Troy, didn't see you there"
"I'm sure you didn- For gods sake woman will you stop with the hitting!"
"…"
"…"
"Well this has been nice but um, I should be heading off. You know got rehearsals. Yeah, see you later Brie? Troy"
"Brie? So he's got a nickname for you too huh? Should I be worried? I mean, he does seem quite the masculine type, he probably knock me out if I even breathed the same air as his Brie"
"Oh for gods sake Troy. Taylor and Kelsi call me Brie. Chad calls me Brie, everyone one calls me bloody brie so why does it bother you when Ryan does? I am not your property."
"…"
"…."
"Not the point"
"How isn't it the bloody point?"
"Okay, I will back off! Chill out"
"Anyway back to my mission. Who do you fancy?"
"Ella. Chad was drunk, he also said that Chelsea Roselyn was a virgin but we all know what she does behind the bike shed or should I say who"
"Who would imply it was the same person all the time and she's made it quite clear that the men vary and don't change the subject"
"Ella!"
"Troy, I swear I'll ask Chad, or worse your dad"
"…"
"…"
"Ella, get your arse back here!"
"Coach"
"Ah, Gabi. Is there something I can do for you?"
"Whose Troy fawning over this time?"
"Dad, I swear to god…"
" Why wont you let no one tell me! Its not like its me or anything"
"…"
"Is it me?"
"…"
"Oh my gosh its me!"
"Maybe"
"That's why you were jealous!"
"I wasn't jealous!"
"Yeah right"
"Dad, whose side are you on?"
"You so were jealous"
"Was not"
"Was too"
"Not"
"To"
"Gee you only found out a minute ago he liked you and your already arguing"
"Put a pipe in it Chad"
"Shit, I'm meant to kiss you know aren't I?"
"That would ease my worry yeah"
"…"
"…"
"Guys Darbus!"
"Miss Montez and Mr Bolton, no lip locking in the corridors you are setting bad examples to the younger generations. The ones who are not already corrupted by their older siblings attitudes towards certain aspects of life…"
A/N Okay guys this is Jess and Hillary's attempt at working together. Pretty messed up, but hey its for fun! We only own Zac Efron in our dreams. And Hsm belongs to Disney, I think?