Thor and Loki were fighting on Earth. Spear on Hammer.
"Yield! You shan't win!" Loki yelled.
"Why must we fight, brother?! Just come home!" Thor yelled back. Loki knocked the hammer out of Thor's hand, then grinned triumphantly as it flew off into space.
"Aha!" Loki cried.
- Meanwhile, at the ISS (International Space Station) -
*BOOM*
"Woah, what was that?!" cried one of the astronauts. It seems something hit them.
"It seems we hit something!" Called another astronaut. The first astronaut blinked.
"How did us hitting something make that big of a bang?!" He cried incredulously. The other astronaut shrugged.
"I dunno! Go check!" astronaut #2 said. Astronaut #1 nodded and got their helmet on. They went out to the section that seemed to have the thing they hit.
"Hey, um, you might want to see this..." astronaut 1 says.
"Why? What is it?" replied astronaut 2.
"It's... ummm... a hammer..." astronaut one says, obviously confused.
"A WHAT?" says astronaut 2.
"A hammer. I can't move it, and it's not stuck in the ISS," replies astronaut 1, trying to yank the hammer free but failing.
"Weird... one second, sending some others out," astronaut 2 says.
- One Hour Later -
*All the astronauts are trying to move the hammer when it suddenly starts moving in the direction of the Earth*
"Woah, what?" says astronaut 36.
"Why are we moving?!" says astronaut 22.
"I don't know!" says astronaut 5 and 32 at the same time.
- Back On Earth -
*Thor is calling his hammer down when all of a sudden it comes to his hand and there are fifty or so astronauts clinging to it*
"Oh? And who are you strange big-headed people?" asks Thor, utterly confused.