WHAT THE FUCK! NO BLOODY FUCKING TWEEKEN (TOKENXTWEEK)! NOT ACCEPTABLE, IF CRYDE EXSISTS TWEEKEN EXSISTS AND IS FIVE TIMES BETTER! Well it exsists but as they have mentioned it, never had it. AS A FULL FLEDGE LOVER OF CRAIG AND THOSE GUYS I SHALL WRITE A TWEEKEN STORY AND I AM ALSO WRITING A CRAIKEN+CLEEK STORY YES I SAID IT CRAIGXTOKEN! BOW DOWN BITCHES! I'M DOING THE UNTHINKABLE BUT CRAIKEN EXSISTS HELL YA! YOU KNOW WHY! BECAUSE CRAIG AND TOKEN ARE MEANT TO HAVE FUCKING AWESOME ANGRY SEX! YES THEY MUST! AND TWEEK LIKES HIS MEN LIKE HIS COFFEE; TALL, DARK AND RICH, AND THEY KEEP HIM UP ALL NIGHT AND ARE THERE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING! AND GUESS GOD DAMN WHAT...HE ADDS HIS OWN MOTHER FUCKING CREAM! !
P.S. THIS WILL GET BETTER I JUST NEEDED TO POST SOMETHING. THINK OF IT AS A TEASER.
TEASER
"Master, it is time to wake up." The servant jumped as a blonde mass sprung at him, attaching itself to the tall, strong man.
"GAH! Token, I-I'm SO -Gnk- sorry!" The servant looked over his master's shoulder, to see the usually elegant, stylish room completely in shambles.
"W-What were you trying to achieve, young master?" The servant chocked out, trying to get over the shock of the obsessively tidy room in total destruction.
"I-I know how much you -Gnk- work, s-so I thought I'd g-GNK-give you a break a-and dress myself!" The master screeched, clutching his head. "A-As I was putting my -Gah- s-sock on when I saw an s-spider!-"
"And I'm guessing that it scared young master?" The servant chuckled, going to grab clothes for his master.
"Y-Ya." The master stuttered, facing going into a heavy blush.
The servant smiled, carrying that day's clothes to this master. He gently grabbed the top of the long shirt his master was wearing for sleeping. "I will always be here for you, master."
"FUCKING RACIST BASTARD!"
Tweek was SO going to get it.
I AM not rasict. Tweek was originally going to be the servant. But then I thought not historically correct. But I really want a servant Tweek. So if this seems rasict I'm sorry. It's not trying to be.