Warning: Strong language and opinions that are on the right side of history. Don't read if this will "offend" you.
Disclaimer: Please don't sue. No characters mentioned are mine.
In utter frustration, Sarah gulped down the rest of her wine and winced in disappointment when she noticed that the bottle only had a minuscule amount left over as well.
Why had she not gone to the liquor store when she was considering getting another bottle? She had known that the one bottle of wine would not be enough since it had already been open.
Spying a bottle of vodka, she quickly mixed herself a screwdriver, went back on Facebook and Twitter, mourning the state of the world as well as arguing with nitwits from places she called "flyover country".
"Fucking rural uneducated fuckwads," she mumbled.
"Somebody with aptitude and conviction should buy the FAKE NEWS and failing nytimes and either run it correctly or let it fold with dignity!" Cheeto responded to reporting of protests after his Muslim ban.
"You fucking piece of shit and your 'alternative facts'".
Her glass was empty. Yet again. She could feel an extreme buzz and knew she should stop but didn't care at all at this point.
Pouring herself another glass, she continued reading comments on a FOX "News" article regarding the Orange Menace speaking with Angela Merkel.
"We MUST help Europe KICK OUT the likes of Angela Merkel and other liberal fascists in power. Return Europe to Europeans, just like we Americans have done it here. I'm so proud of being an American after a long span of 8 years. God bless America, the land of brave and free. #GoTrump #ProudTexan #ProudAmerican"
Another example of Republican ignorance. Fascism was on the right side of the political spectrum. Not the left.
Why was she doing this to herself? She felt sick and was sure if was not just due to the alcohol.
She wondered if there was anything she could actually do to stop the madness and suddenly started giggling.
Of course. The crazy dream she had had when she was 15.
That would work.
"No, it wouldn't," her mind added unhelpfully.
Whatever. She didn't care. She was drunk and being silly. Why not?
"I wish the Goblin King would take Trump and Pence away. Right now!"
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