Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or Harry Potter

Selected Hogwarts students were in gloomy Forks, studying vegetarian Vampires. Each student had been assigned their own vampire to study, as the Cullens did not mind at all. However while everyone else was enjoying their time in Forks (Particularly Ginny, as she and Alice got on surprisingly well) Hermione, much to her irritation, was selected to study Rosalie. Despite her and Ron's pleas to swap- Ron fancied Rosalie, and Hermione and Carlisle were well suited- she was forced to listen to Rosalie's droning about her beauty and how she styled her hair. Hermione, being a good sport, tried to look on the bright side, but eventually, she snapped.

The day she snapped, Rosalie was particularly annoying, having bought a new lipstick. "It really brings out my hair… Ah, my hair, I bet you are so jealous, yours being a brown flea ball… seriously, do you inflate it or something? Mine always looks perfect, no matter what I do to it. It just takes a little brushing in the morning and… Voile! It looks 100% gorgeous! I bet it would take a century just to braid yours…"
This was the last straw for Hermione. Drawing out her wand, she yelled "Taglio!" A huge shower of sparks engulfed Rosalie's hair. As they cleared, her mane of gold waves fell onto the ground, leaving a hacked-about crop sticking up from her head. Rosalie watched a strand of hair flutter to the ground, then she screwed up her face, shaking like a volcano about to explode. All was silent for a few minutes…
Then Rosalie screamed louder than anything ever had, her pale face turning red, her hands balling into tight fists. Hermione burst out laughing and scampered off, clutching her sides as she ran. "Adios, spoilt brat!" She yelled, climbing onto Harry's broomstick and shooting off.
Rosalie was still screeching angrily as she sped off.

A.N: Short, but what do you think? This Idea just flitted into my head a few minutes ago while I was doodling and I though "Why not?" so I grabbed the laptop and started typing it instantly.