Hello people! This is a dream I had at 4:00 in the morning, and just had to wake up and write down! I personally like Bella, (I mean, I don't hate her, but she can be annoying sometimes) so if it seems like I hate her and are making her seem stupid, I'm not.
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Edward came up to Bella after school one day, and said, "Come with me."
He lead her into the woods, and turned to her. "I'm sorry Bella, but I don't love you."
She stared at him, shocked into almost speechlessness. "Wh-what? Edward, what are you talking about?"
He sighed. "I'm sorry Bella, but… I'm really, really handsome, right? Almost every sane girl in the world is crazy with love for me, right?"
Bella nodded, still not understanding. "Do you know what all handsome men have in common?" Edward asked.
Bella thought for a second, but her mind was empty (as usual) so she shrugged. "I don't know. Edward, what are you trying to say?"
"They're gay Bella. And so am I. I tried to make myself straight by pretending to love you. But I can't. I'm gay Bella, I don't love you. I'm sorry." Then he disappeared, leaving Bella all alone.
Bella sank to her knees, sobbed, then started crying and crying and crying and crying.
And then an octopus jumped out of the tree and ate her.
The End