The Terribly Terrible Beginning That Really Doesn't Deserve a Real Title:
Setting: Hogwarts (in Prof. Snape's room)
Harry: I hate this class.
Hermoine: I do too.
Ron: I love this class! -gets pelted with cauldrons-
Snape: -ish in love with Ron- GOOD JOB, Ro-er- MR.WEASLEY! -throws cauldron at Malfoy-
Malfoy: WHAT THE F-?
Everyone in class: -GASP!-
Dumbledore: -runs in- Everyone, listen closely. Cursing is bad. Very bad. You are NOT to say any naughty words in Hogwarts, or anywhere else, for that matter. Do I make myself clear?
Everyone in class: Yes, Professor Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Yes. Now...WHERE THE $ DID MY LEMON DROPS GO! -runs out of the room-
-There's a big blast and, suddenly, the cast of FFX appears in the middle of the room.-
Seamus: GREAT EFFECTS!
Everyone in room: -claps-
Malfoy: That's so stupid. -gets pelted with cauldrons-
Tidus: No! Don't look at me! -hides behind Yuna-
Yuna: HE'S TOO PRETTY FOR THE LIKES OF YOU! -throws cauldron on Tidus' head- See- now you can't see him!
Auron: You- boy- -points at Harry- Where are we?
Hermoine: DON'T YOU POINT A FINGER AT HARRY! -throws students aside and dives at Auron- AVADA KADAVRA!
Auron: Stupid girl, I'm already dead! -evil laugh- -lightning flashes in background-
Tidus: -pulls cauldron off head- MY HAIR! S--!
Dumbledore: -runs in- Everyone, listen closely. Cursing is bad. Very bad. You are NOT to say any naughty words in Hogwarts, or anywhere else, for that matter. Do I make myself clear?
Tidus: -ish ashamed- Yes sir...
Dumbledore: Now...-pulls out gun- WHO THE #$ TOOK MY LEMON DROPS! -shoots around like crazy, then runs off-
Snape: YOU! BOY WITH THE HAIR! YOU ARE DISRUPTING MY CLASS!
Yuna: DON'T TALK TO TIDUS' HAIR THAT WAY! -dives at Snape-
Harry: -stands up and is surrounded by holy aura- Don't worry Snape, I'll save you! I am, of course, THE HERO!
Tidus: WHAT! No, I'M THE HERO! -holy aura shines-
Hermoine: -hugs Harry- No, Harry is soooooo much better!
Yuna: -runs up and hugs Tidus- No, Tidus is soooooo much better!
Wakka: NO! I'M SOOOO MUCH BETTER!
Everyone in room: -blink-
Harry: Who're you?
Ron: -ish eating lemon drops- What an idiot.
Malfoy: -ish eating lemon drops- You're stupid! -throws lemon drop at Wakka-
Dumbledore: -runs in- YOU! -points gun at Wakka- YOU TOOK MY LEMON DROPS! -ish not noticing the bag of lemon drops in Ron's hands- -dives at Wakka-
Wakka: LULU, SAVE ME!
Lulu: -ish playing cards with Rikku, Kimahri, Auron, and Seymour- Yeah, yeah, whatever...Go fish...
Wakka: -screams like a girl-
Dumbledore: -drags Wakka out of the room-
Seamus: YEAH! A REVOLT! -follows-
Tidus: -turns to the rest of the room- So, guys, who do you think is more SEXY!
Dumbledore: -runs in- Everyone, listen closely. Cursing is bad. Very bad. You are NOT to say any naughty words in Hogwarts, or anywhere else, for that matter. Do I make myself clear?
Tidus: -blink- Umm...I didn't curse...
Dumbledore: ...-runs back out-
Hermoine: I think Harry is MUCH sexier!
Yuna: I think Tidus is MUCH sexier!
Suddenly Buckbeak runs in-
Buckbeak: NO, I'M SEXIER! -strikes pose-
Ron: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S...BUCKBEAK! -faints-
Malfoy: I hate you, Buckbeak.
Buckbeak: YOU! MINION! GET ME A DEAD FERRET!
Malfoy: -ish in trance- Yes, Master! -runs off-
Seymour: -gasp- It's a big furry bird!
Ron: -ish now awake and ish watching PBS- NO! BIG BIRD IS BETTER! -points at screen where Seasame Street is playing-
Buckbeak: -shakes head- No, MINION! I used to be a bird...but then...-looks off into the distance- I was gifted...with this...er...gift!
Everyone in room: -blink- -awkward silence-
Buckbeak: DON'T YOU GET IT! NOW, I'M SEXY!
Everyone in room: -applauds-
Fred & George: BUCKBEAK, OUR MASTER! -runs over- WE WILL FOLLOW YOU WHEREVER YOU GO!
Buckbeak: Good, MINIONS! Now go! And fire that blonde kid for not bringing the dead ferrets!
Fred & George: Yes, Master! -runs off-
Everyone: Look, how Buckbeak commands them! -ish in awe-
Harry: I bet I could command them better!
Hermoine: Quiet, Harry! Buckbeak is soooooooo much better! -hugs Buckbeak-
Ron: Mm...lemon drops!
Yuna: BUCKBEAK! -waves pom-poms- -hugs Buckbeak-
Harry & Tidus: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! -blink- Oh well. -they turn and start square-dancing-
So...should I continue this or not? -snik snik- I THINK I SHOULD! OH, THE RANDOMNESS! And Buckbeak is sexier than Tidus. -huggles Buckbeak- Lol...Dumbledore has a wild streak, doesn't he? Lol...just had to put the lemon drops in there!