One night, while having one of her many late night chats with her good
friend Kim, Cate suddenly thought of the strangest idea. (They chat on MSN
Messenger, in case you were wondering. And I know you were.)
Mmm...Tastes like failure. says: (CATE) I wonder if Dumblydore has any relatives
Kimli -- "you cant spell crap without ap" says: (KIM) Me too
Mmm...Tastes like failure. says: Its like..he cant just have popped out of no where.
Mmm...Tastes like failure. says: We should ask him sometime.
Kimli -- "you cant spell crap without ap" says: We should! Do you know where we can find him?????
Mmm...Tastes like failure. says: *thinks* I dunno! Does he live in Hogwarts?
Kimli -- "you cant spell crap without ap" says: I bet he does!!!! Let's go!!
And so that's how Cate and Kim's adventure to find Professor Dumbledore began. Since Kim lives in New York and had Spring Break that week, and Cate lives in Hell and hates school, they decided to start then. Kim also knows Cate's phone number and instead of chatting on MSN the whole time and making me copy and paste everything, they talked on the phone! What a great invention!
"So.Kim.where should we start?" Cate inquired.
"Ummm.how about.England!"
"Why?! What's in England??" Cate wondered.
"Well.I dunno. Where would you like to start?" Kim asked.
"How about...uhh.Alabama!! 'Cause like, no one would ever suspect him to live there and so he can live in peace!" Cate said.
"Dude! What a freaking good idea! You're so smart Cate!" Kim praised Cate for her impressive genius.
"I know man. Sometimes I just amaze myself. Okay so I'll fly out tomorrow and meet you in Mobile, sound good?" Cate asked her friend.
"Sound good to me! See you tomorrow! Miss you 'til then!" Kim shrieked.
"I'll miss you more!" Cate yelped.
"I'll miss you more!!!!!" Kim started to cry.
"I'll miss you more then th-" Cate was cut off. "What the hell?"
"Who were you talking to?" Lucifer, Cate's younger brother asked evilly.
"Why you little bitch! You unplugged the phone! I was having a very important conversation!!" Cate slammed Lucifer to the ground and started pinching him in THAT place. You know, on the arm, near the armpit. That hurts dude.a lot.
Mmm...Tastes like failure. says: (CATE) I wonder if Dumblydore has any relatives
Kimli -- "you cant spell crap without ap" says: (KIM) Me too
Mmm...Tastes like failure. says: Its like..he cant just have popped out of no where.
Mmm...Tastes like failure. says: We should ask him sometime.
Kimli -- "you cant spell crap without ap" says: We should! Do you know where we can find him?????
Mmm...Tastes like failure. says: *thinks* I dunno! Does he live in Hogwarts?
Kimli -- "you cant spell crap without ap" says: I bet he does!!!! Let's go!!
And so that's how Cate and Kim's adventure to find Professor Dumbledore began. Since Kim lives in New York and had Spring Break that week, and Cate lives in Hell and hates school, they decided to start then. Kim also knows Cate's phone number and instead of chatting on MSN the whole time and making me copy and paste everything, they talked on the phone! What a great invention!
"So.Kim.where should we start?" Cate inquired.
"Ummm.how about.England!"
"Why?! What's in England??" Cate wondered.
"Well.I dunno. Where would you like to start?" Kim asked.
"How about...uhh.Alabama!! 'Cause like, no one would ever suspect him to live there and so he can live in peace!" Cate said.
"Dude! What a freaking good idea! You're so smart Cate!" Kim praised Cate for her impressive genius.
"I know man. Sometimes I just amaze myself. Okay so I'll fly out tomorrow and meet you in Mobile, sound good?" Cate asked her friend.
"Sound good to me! See you tomorrow! Miss you 'til then!" Kim shrieked.
"I'll miss you more!" Cate yelped.
"I'll miss you more!!!!!" Kim started to cry.
"I'll miss you more then th-" Cate was cut off. "What the hell?"
"Who were you talking to?" Lucifer, Cate's younger brother asked evilly.
"Why you little bitch! You unplugged the phone! I was having a very important conversation!!" Cate slammed Lucifer to the ground and started pinching him in THAT place. You know, on the arm, near the armpit. That hurts dude.a lot.