If you haven't watched an object show, this fanfic will make little sense. I recommend watching an object show before reading. (Battle for Dream Island, Inanimate Insanity, etc.)

There were 12 contestants battling for $10,000,000. Their names were Diamond, Dirt, Piano, Coal, Smartphone, Basketball, Water Bottle, Stop Sign, TNT, Pillow, Quill, and Icicle. I am your host, Arcade Machine, and this is Battle of the Inanimate!

EPISODE 1, PRE-CONTEST:

"This episode's contest is a round of dodgeball." Arcade Machine said.

"I love dodgeball!" Basketball excitingly said.

"Me too!" TNT exclaimed.

"Lets team up." Basketball said with a less exciting tone.

TNT and Basketball high-fived.

"Oh no!" Diamond said. "They are in the same team!" Diamond continued.

"Don't worry, I will team up with you!" Quill said.

"Me too." Pillow softly said.

"I want to team up with Quill too!" Piano said.

Diamond tried to shove him away, but she couldn't shove hard enough.

"I don't want you in the team." Diamond said, while still pushing Piano away.

"But Piano is my friend!" Quill said.

Quill then tried to push Piano towards Diamond's group.

"There can be only 2 contestants in each dodgeball team!" Arcade Machine said.

Quill and Piano decided to split away from Diamond's team.

Dirt wanted to team up with Coal, and they both agreed.

"Icicle, Stop Sign, Water Bottle, and Smartphone still have no team." Arcade Machine said.

"Do you want to team up?" Icicle said to Water Bottle.

"I guess." Water Bottle said.

"Since Stop Sign and Smartphone are the only two left, they are automatically teamed up!"

"OMG I finally have a team!" Smartphone exclaimed.

"Why did I stop deciding to make a team?" Stop Sign asked to himself.

"OK, now since you have teams, it is time for the contest." Arcade Machine said.

EPISODE 1: CONTEST

Everyone walked to the dodgeball arena, which looked like a normal rectangular room with a hardwood floor.

"The rules are that you should not continue to play when you get hit by a ball. Pushing, kicking, punching, and slapping are all allowed. The last 2 contestants to be hit by a dodgeball get to choose the teams for the length of contest. Also, friendly fire is off." Arcade Machine announced.

"Yay, we get to shove people!" TNT yelled.

"Why can't friendly fire be on?" Stop Sign asked.

"Because, you chose the teams." Arcade Machine said.

"But you chose my team!" Stop Sign yelled.

"3, 2, 1, Start!" Arcade Machine said.

Everyone was given 1 dodgeball shortly afterwards.

TNT threw his dodgeball in Piano's direction, but Piano walked as fast as he could to the right.

The dodgeball hit him anyway, and a loud, low note played that made everyone cover their ears except for Quill.

"Quick, hit TNT with your dodgeball!" Piano wanted to say quietly but said loudly.

Quill threw his dodgeball at TNT, and it hit.

a few seconds later

The loud note stopped, and everyone stopped covering their ears.

Diamond threw her dodgeball at Dirt, but it missed.

Coal threw his dodgeball at diamond, and it hit.

Pillow threw her dodgeball at coal, but it bounced off of the wall and hit her back.

"Oh come on." Pillow said in a normal voice.

Icicle threw his dodgeball at basketball, but he dodged.

"You have to be better than that." Basketball said, then throwing his dodgeball at Icicle.

The dodgeball hit Icicle, and then he shattered.

"Three Pointer!" Basketball yelled.

Water Bottle threw his dodgeball at basketball, and it hit.

Stop Sign threw his dodgeball at dirt, and it hit.

Coal then picked up the dodgeball that missed Dirt and threw it at Stop Sign, and it hit.

Smartphone threw her dodgeball at Coal.

It hit Coal, shattering him.

Smartphone picked up the dodgeball that hit Stop Sign.

Quill did the same, except with the one that hit Piano.

Smartphone threw her dodgeball at Quill.

It closely missed Quill, but he glided close to Smartphone and threw his dodgeball at her.

"Quill and Water Bottle, you get to choose your teams!" Arcade Machine said.