Ok, I don't know where this idea came from, but I just had to write it


Disclaimer: Did you see Sora and Riku making out at the end of Kingdom Hearts? Did Kairi die a horrible death? No? Then I don't own Kingdom Hearts.

Riku was running.

Now why was he running? He wasn't trying to lose weight because he didn't need to anyway. And he wasn't getting chased by his rabid fans. If he was, he would have been running faster. No, he was running from something scarier: a full grown man. Now for Riku, this wouldn't be so scary, but because of certain events that happened a few hours ago, getting away from this man was the decision between life and death……

Flashback

"Come on Riku! Just try it!" Selphie said, holding a bottle of some suspicious blue liquid.

"No!" Riku said, running as fast as his legs can take him. Unfortunately for him, he ran into a dead end, which gave Selphie an opportunity to back him against a wall. "Come on Riku, why won't you try it?"

"Um, let's see……… because I want to live to see my next birthday! Plus, I don't want a repeat of the last time I tried one of your 'potions'. Remember that?" Riku said, looking around trying to get away from Selphie.

"Oh come on!" Selphie said. "So you threw up a lot for a month. That isn't such a bad thing."

"YES IT IS!"

"I swear this time is different! I'm sure this one will work without any bad side effects!" Selphie said, moving the bottle of liquid closer to Riku's mouth. Suddenly, without hesitation, Selphie opened the bottle and forced it into Riku's mouth. Riku tried to spit it out, but Selphie held his jaw closed. "Good boy. Now swallow." Selphie said. Riku swallowed it, his face squinting up as it went down his throat.

"Thanks Riku!" Selphie said, skipping away happily, probably going to torture another innocent soul. Riku personally felt sorry for her next victim. He started to walk back to his house, but he started to feel very tired. "Why am I so tired?" Riku said to himself. He never got the chance to answer it because he suddenly collapsed to the ground.

When Riku woke up a few hours later, he was a little confused and disoriented. ''Ow, my head…'' Riku thought to himself, bringing his hand up to rub his head. As he was rubbing his head he noticed something. ''Something doesn't feel right. I somehow can't feel my fingers……'' He brought his hand down and made the shocking realization: ''I DON'T HAVE HANDS! I HAVE PAWS! Oh god, I lost my opposable thumbs! What will I do with out my opposable thumbs!?'' Riku then scampered over to a nearby puddle and saw the extent of the damage. He had silver fur in place of hair; his sea-green eyes were wider than normal, and he had a wet black nose. As he was studying himself, this thought came to mind: ''Hey, I look good……… (1)''

Riku starting walking along the beach. Well, if you called walking taking a few steps and falling every other step walking, then yes, he was walking. As he was "walking" he heard a deep voice calling out to him.

"HEY MUTT! GET BACK HERE!" A man yelled, running towards Riku quickly with a net. Riku's little dog brain started working as hard as it could to send him this message: RUN!

And so Riku ran as fast as his little doggie legs could take him.

This is how Riku got in his current situation: Running away from a huge guy with a net. Riku ran as fast as he could, but was still tired, so he was starting to slow down. As he was running, he saw a house in the distance. "Yes!" Riku thought in his mind. "I'm home free!" As he was approaching the house (Which happened to be his.) someone stepped in his path and blocked the way up the stairs.

"AWW! What a cute little doggie!" The person said in a high pitched voice. Riku stopped in his tracks. "Oh god, not her. Anything but her. If there is a god up there, please help me!" Riku chanted in his mind. He looked up and saw……


(1) Wow, even as a dog, Riku still cares about his looks……

Cliffy! I know, I'm evil. Can you guess the person Riku is talking about? I already gave you one hint: The person is female. I wonder who it could be. Well, R&R please!