Short story about Randy and John set before Fatal Fourway. Hope you all like it!
Oh and I don't own anybody :( wishing that I did though XD
"Hey WWE Universe! I'm Heather Langdon WWE's newest diva and please welcome my guests at this time Randy Orton and the champ John Cena!" John and Randy appeared on screen one on either side of Heather.
"Heather I would like to be the first person to say welcome to Raw." John said smiling at the petit brunette standing beside him, Orton just rolled his eyes.
"Why thank you John I am happy to be here. So my question for both of you is; have you made some sort of strategy going into the Fatal Fourway match?" Heather moved the mic in the direction of Randy and smiled up at him.
"Well Heather I would never share my strategies with someone I still loath!" Randy said smirking, fairly pleased with his answer, he then glared at John and John glared back.
"Wow you could cut the sexual tension in here with a butter knife!" Heather said smiling but wiping it off quickly as Randy glared at her. "I...I mean... nope can't get out of it." Heather said looking down.
"Did you just say sexual tension?" Randy growled, Heather looked up and nodded her head. "What do you mean sexual tension?"
"Well I thought it was fairly obvious but if you need me to explain what it means then I would be more than happy too." Both men didn't say anything so Heather saw this as a chance to continue. "The definition of sexual tension is when two people such as yourselves either haven't done it in a while or you have never done it and you are just in denial." Heather explained nodding her head, seemingly happy with her explanation.
"There is no sexual tension between us! Firstly I am NOT gay, secondly I HATE him and thirdly I think that Randy meant for you to explain why you thought that there was sexual tension between us and not for you to tell us the definition of it!" John said getting louder the more he spoke. Heather's mouth made an 'O' shape as Randy and John both glared at each other.
"Well for one you constantly glare at each other." Heather said waggling her finger between the two.
"But he glares at everybody!" Cena said in quite a high pitch, earning him an even colder glare.
"Yes that may be true but you always glare back, it's like you can't keep your eyes off of each other."
"Well that is only one point." John said basically challenging the new diva to say some more.
"Okay then, haven't you noticed that Randy always puts more submission holds on you than anyone else."
"That is just because I am harder to beat." Cena said smiling, causing Randy to roll his eyes again.
"Yes but he is always rubbing his body up against you and for viewers over the age of about thirteen, we can see that he is clearly trying to get your attention." Randy snarled as John raised an eyebrow at him.
"I have never tried to get John Cena's attention! I don't need nor want John Cena's attention!"
"Oh don't worry Randy, John has got some secret signs too." Heather said nodding her head. Cena's head snapped to face her as soon as she said this.
"What do you mean?"
"Well your shirt, you see it says CENATON."
"Yeah so?"
"So that means Cena and Orton, CENATON." John and Randy both looked at her still confused. Heather rolled her eyes; she then went off screen and then came back with a pen and paper. "Look," Heather said while writing something down the piece of paper. "You see it's like bradgelina, or zanessa." Heather said smiling as Randy and John both looked up from the piece of paper to realise that their noses were practically touching. Suddenly 'the Viper' struck pulling John into a ferocious kiss. Heather quickly moved to the side, she glanced back at the two still making out, smiled and walked off.
Well that's it, hope you liked it XD
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