Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or any of the other stuff which other people own. I do own a pencil.

This is the song "I'm too sexy" done by Malik. I'll do a story that it fits in later, but I'm already having trouble with writing all my other fanfics.

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*Malik strikes a pose*

Malik: Oh yeah, I'm too sexy for my robe, too sexy for my robe, too sexy, too sexy, yeah!

*Takes off purple robe, throws it on the ground.*

Malik: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy, too sexy, yeah!

*Tries to take off shirt, then realizes he doesn't wear a shirt under his robes.*

Malik: I'm too sexy for my mind slaves, too sexy for my mind slaves, too sexy, too sexy, yeah!

*Malik glares at mind slaves, they all run away in terror.*

Malik: I'm too sexy for my kilt, too sexy for my kilt, too sexy, too sexy, yeah!

*Malik takes off kilt (A/N Nice mental pictures!) to reveal white boxers with little millennium symbols on them.*

Malik: I'm too sexy for my rod, to sexy for my rod, too sexy, too sexy, yeah!

* Malik throws away Millennium rod, it hits Anzu in the face. She starts rambling on to the rod about how friendship is so important ect*

Malik: I'm just too sexy!

Bakura, Ryou, Yami, Yugi, Marik: ^_^;; Riiiight........

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Well, that's all! Oh yeah, Marik/Malik is sexy! Please review, flames will be used to keep me toasty warm as I am freezing right now.