"Walter. We need to go underground."
"Why?" Said Walter as he looked at his wife. "What's the matter?"
"Walter, there's a tornado approaching!"
"Oh, shit! Where's Phillip and Carol?" Screeched Walter, scared for his shoes.
"I don't know!" Shouted Maude as she grabbed the Doritos and ran with Walter. "Quick, grab the pledge for the table!"
Walter grabbed the furniture polish and said "Eheres Florida?"
"I don't know!" Shouted Maude as the roof began to rattle. All the sudden, there was a huge farting sound coming from outside and they were super scared.
"Help, mother!" Screamed Carol as she was trying to grab a raindrop that was falling down. Soon they tornado ripped a huge fart and a piece of shit flew into the living room and knocked Maude unconscious.