So, I've had this sitting on my hard drive for a long while, and I've decided to create a new home for my all-dialouge fics. I'm not sure if I like the ending to this or not. But, since I can't come up with a better one, this'll have to do.

Also, the concept is not an original one - neither the all-dialouge nor the "morning after" - and I would like to mention "Mornings and Mirrors" by oneperfectfit. To avoid being accused of plagiarism.

XOXO
--Wolfie-lou

P.S. I don't own Naruto and co.

"Ahhh! What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?!"

"Uh…sleeping? Or I was, since, you know, we didn't get there until the wee hours of this morning?"

"Urg! No, idiot, why are you even in my bed in the first place—and where are your clothes? Ah! Where are my clothes?"

"I believe most of them are in the living room and hallway. That's pretty much where all this started, after—"

"What was that sound?"

"That loud rumbling?"

"Yes, that loud rumbling! What else?"

"Probably from one of the people who are passed out on your living room floor. A lot of your friends snore."

"... so how many people know we slept together?"

"Probably too many, if total secrecy is what you're aiming for. And there was no sleeping."

"Bastard!"

"... ow... why are you hitting me? I thought you enjoyed yourself - ow - ow - ow... stop that... you're really hurting me... "

"Quit whining! Jackass! You didn't drink nearly as much as I did! Get - out - now!"

"You always did like to overemphasize your words with your fists, Sakura. Which is why I'm now covered in bruises... ow! Dammit, stop!"

"Let me go!"

"No. Stop yelling. There's a chance no one does know but if you keep shouting, you'll wake them up and then they will."

"... stupid logic. Fine, I'll stop yelling, but you are still leaving."

"... but I'm naked... and my clothes are... out... there... with them... "

"Then maybe you should have thought of that before you took them off. Besides, you're the quietest man I know, and you're not a ninja for nothing, Kakashi. You'll survive."

"Actually, you took my clothes off. And you're the toughest woman I know. You'll survive if I do this..."

"..."

"Was that a yelp? Did Sakura-chan just yelp?"

"... no...How could you just kiss me!"

"Ah... and now my ass is cold and in pain... and on your floor."

"Then maybe you shouldn't have fallen on it... moron."

"My ass or the floor?"

"Both."

"I didn't fall, anyway. You shoved me—onto both. It's really cold down here, you know."

"Then find your clothes and use them to get warm."

"Can I at least get a sheet to cover myself?"

"No."

"..."

"Give that back! That's my sheet, you bastard!"

"And now it's covering my lower half... unless you want to see my lower half? No? Well, then - stop throwing things - use that blanket to cover up with."

"... stop smirking like that."

"Like what?"

"Don't act all innocent, either, Kakashi."

"Innocent? No, really, smirking like what?"

"Like you know something I don't."

"Oh, but don't I?"

"Stop being cryptic and innocent and smirky! Gah! You're maddening!"

"You really shouldn't pull your hair so much - "

"Yaaaaahhhhh!"

"... Sakura, put the knife down and let's discuss this like rational adults."

"Tell. Me. What. You. Know."

"You shouldn't grind your teeth, either. You'll wear down the enamel."

"..."

"I'll be able to tell you quicker if I didn't have to dodge weapons every other second."

"..."

"Thank you. Now. You might want to shower up quick, and quite possibly burn your bed, before Akamaru comes a-sniffing with Kiba behind him. They'll be able to smell the sex in this room, and they'll know who had it."

"..."

"If your yelling and screaming hasn't alerted the entire village by now."

"..."

"You're adorable when you're homicidally angry, you know."

"..."

"..."

"Why aren't you out of my bedroom yet?"

"Why haven't you forced me out of your bedroom yet?"

"See those weapons in the walls? That was pretty much my hint."

"Really? I thought you just wanted to castrate me."

"... that too... "

"Well, thanks for having terrible aim."

"I don't aim that badly."

"Quick question before I leave."

"Quick. And then leave."

"On a scale of one to ten, ten being Gai getting a girlfriend and one being Asuma smoking, how weird was waking up next to me?"

"... it wasn't so much the waking up next to you part as it was the whole being naked and waking up next to you part... "

"..."

"..."

"... well? One to ten."

"... three-point-seven-five... "

"... three... point... so it wasn't traumatizingly awkward!"

"Kakashi, why are you sealing the door? You're supposed to be walking through it."

"..."

"Kakashi? Kakashi?! Kakashi!"

"What?"

"Why does it look like you're soundproofing my room?"

"Because I am."

"... okay... why?"

"So we don't wake the others."

"We don't have to worry about that. You are leaving. Now."

"But we have to find a way to get rid of the awkwardness. Especially if we plan on doing this again."

"I don't."

"Even the best-made plans go awry."

"..."

"Well, good morning, Sakura-chan!"

"... I hate you."

"Nah. Never. Now... let me do this again. And try not to shove me off the bed?"

"... fine. But you'll get this back!"

"That's an even trade... "

"... oh! Good morning, Kakashi!"