The Glacier Wedding.
Summary: drama/romance/humor. What I think will happen when my van driver (to my performing arts school) gets married… in Alaska… on a glacier.
AN: Yeah. I was talking with my friends Haley and Grahame about how our van driver wants to get married on a glacier in Alaska, and we thought up a great (horrible, but great) idea. nyeh he he. )
Tom- driver
Joy- his fiancée
I don't get why Joy even accepted the proposal, let alone started dating him, in the first place. 1, cause he's old. 2, cause he smells.
Well. Enjoy and review! …sorry if it's short. Review anyway.
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The boat stopped at the side of the glacier, and Joy jumped out. She loved Tom, but one can only stand a disgusting stench for so long before they go insane. Tom was too excited about his idea of getting married on a glacier to notice the wrinkling of his fiancée's nose. He grinned, and took her hand, leading her up to the altar. They were both dressed warmly, with Joy in a white velvet long-sleeved dress, and Tom in a wool suit, and a scarf.
Joy forced a smile on despite the smell that wafted back to her. She truly was happy… but hey, it's hard to show your happiness when your husband-to-be smells like the walruses they had passed on the way here!
The ceremony started when all the guests (an: I don't know how they got on the glacier but I'm not going to worry about that) got settled. Tom beamed happily as the priest started talking.
Everything was going just peachy; but there's always something bound to go wrong.
"Do you, Tom, take Joy as your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do."
"And do you, Joy, take Tom as your lawfully wedded husband?"
Tom glanced at the ground, and Joy took the opportunity to let out the breath she had been holding in.
"I—"
Tom gasped, interrupting Joy's sentence. A look of horror came onto his face as he looked back down at the ground.
Joy, confused, looked down also and saw the problem.
The glacier was splitting in half, and they were practically standing on the crack.
She screamed, and the crowd ran in all directions (as far as they could, seeing as I don't know how big this particular glacier is. D). She jerked her head up to look at Tom just as the ice gave way underneath them. Looks of terror were pasted on the couple's faces as theyplunged into the freezing water underneath.
The End. hehhehe.
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AN: it's bad. But I didn't feel like getting too into it. ). And yeah, so I don't know how glacier weddings are supposed to be done. So what. lol. No seriously, I just made everything about going up to the altar, and getting there in a boat up. I have no clue how it's done. Well. Go click the review button. I'm counting on it!