Orochimaru sighed delicately as he gazed at the fat ninja, eating away, oblivious to the Sound nin who was watching him from behind a tree. "Do I love him?" the old ninja thought. "Yes," he admitted to himself. "I love him more than life itself." After making his decision, Orochimaru stepped out from behind the tree and coughed, trying to get Chouji's attention. Chouji whirled around. When he saw it who it was, he glared. "Orochimaru, what are you doing here?" he asked. Orochimaru whistled innocently. "Chouji-san, there's something I need to tell you."
Chouji blushed, then stuffed a handful of chips in his mouth to hide it. "Chouji-san, I..."
SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE THE HOKAGE ATTACKED AND HURT POOR OROCHIMARU SO CHOUJI WAS DEVESTATED AND TOOK OROCHIMARU AWAY INTO A RANDOM FOREST AND NURSED HIM BACK TO HEALTH AND THEN THEY KISSED AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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It's a parody, okay?