A/N: Hey everyone! Thanks you so much for reading and liking the stories that I have posted thus far on here. I just wanted to let you know that I have recently started a blog on WordPress sometime earlier this week to help those who are just starting to write and also give some tips in drawing as well as some posts that relate to fashion as well. For those who are interested, look up Uniquely Basic Reads and it should pop up.

Oh! Also, this has been a story that I have been wanting to do for some time now. So, for those who are Doflamingo fans, thanks for reading this and if at all possible leaving any future comments as well. For those who absolutely despise him, *points towards the exit button on the tab leading to this story* click on that and your troubles are solved almost instantly.

My OC is a plus sized, thick and curvy woman who is nearly nine feet tall and is modeled after the Great Pyrenees Mountain Dog in terms of looks and personality. I don't understand people who pair a woman who is normal height with a man who is TEN-FEET-TALL! I'm sorry, but I don't think any sane woman would want a man who is twice their height and have sex with them unless they are masochists. Because that's got to hurt much more than it is to feel pleasure if your female OC is that small. Sorry, but no absolutely not. Again, the exit button's right there if any of this doesn't sit well with you or if you can't stand me already.

Anyways, hope you all enjoy reading the intro to Joker's Queen! :D

Introduction

It was a wonderful afternoon in Dressrosa. The sun was out and everyone was going about their way in the land of passion. Though it was quite different in the walls of the Dressrosan castle.

"Young master, perhaps it's best for you to find a queen to be at your side."

The large 10-foot-tall giant looked to his Diamond Executive, Diamante, with his usual smirking face that hid his curiosity, amusement and slight irritation.

"Now why would I want to find a queen when I have all of these women at my disposal Diamante?"

"Do not mistake me for being pretentious Young Master. I only want to help secure your seat as King of Dressrosa. Having a queen that the people can relate to will have them in your favor even more than they have been since the … incident with King Riku."

"Fuffuffu, I suppose you quite right Diamante. However, can you explain to me just how I am supposed to find a queen of high standards in the New World?"

"That is where we will help you with that Young Master. Trebol, Pica, and I will begin the search as soon as you give the order to do so."

The man looks at his Executive with a pensive expression accompanied by his usual smirk. Perhaps it will do him some good to have a wife and queen at his side. Although he had to admit, at least to himself even if it was very reluctantly, he was lonely. After spending so many years using whores and prostitutes to satisfy his needs as both a man and to temporarily sate that loneliness. The large blonde-haired giant looked towards Diamante through his sunglasses and nodded.

"Go as far as you need to do to find me a bride worthy of being my queen."

"Yes, Young Master. Is there any specifics that you would find desirable?"

Doflamingo tilted his head as he instinctively let out what came to his mind first in a very controlled manner.

"She has to be tall. At the very least come up to my chest. I find it very irritating to bed a woman half my size. Also, curves and meat on her bones would be very nice as well. Soft but firm features. My bride has to be almost the exact opposite I am, but can still dish out some sass and spunk when necessary. I will not have a woman so weak-willed that she can't handle the force of my own will. Especially whenever I have to use my Haoshoku Haki."

Diamante had a blank, but thoughtful look on his face before a proud and triumphant smirk nearly split his face in half.

"If I may Young Master suggest a woman who fits that direct description? I have heard that she's even more beautiful than the great Queen Sola of the Germa 66 and Boa Hancock combined."

This had Doflamingo sitting up in a rim-rod straight position as he looked at his Diamond Executive in pure shock and astonishment. Even his trademark smirk was gone as he glared at his officer very seriously and intensely.

"Who Diamante? Who is she?"

The slightly taller man gave a chuckle as he straightened out himself in response to the eagerness of his captain and boss while folding his arms behind his back.

"Why, that would be Queen Sola's sister, the 'White Lady' Rosetta."