Chaco's Quandary
It was late, late, late at night
He tried to turn his stiff head
And he didn't quite realize that
There was another in his bed
Chaco wanted to scream
Chaco wanted to flee
But he knew he'd best be still
It was Chaco's quandary
He was aware of Sid's warm breath
Heating up his frozen face
He could feel the weight of his arm
Across his skinny abdomen
He knew he had to escape
So he tried to slide to the edge
And halted when those eyes opened
"Chaco… Chaaaco, I'll eat you!"
Problem solved?