The random demented freakishly weird Shorty-mck-short-short story

Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw were training in a clearing one day, when a random falling object falls from the sky.

"Oh my good golly gosh!! What in the name of pi (3.14) was that?" Brambleclaw yelled and started poking the random object randomly.

"What in the hell is pi?" Squirrelflight asked, walking over to Brambleclaw. After many awkward moments (gay baby is born) she joined him in randomly poking the random object randomly.

In a poof of magical magicalness, a sponge and starfish appear.

"SpongeBob??" said the star fish "I don't think we are in Kansas anymore, and I still can't find my pants!!"

"Patrick, you lost your pants in New York…., but look!! I think we landed in Texas!! For we have found relatives of Sandy!!!" SpongeBob said, pointing at Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight.

Without thinking, Brambleclaw ate the starfish. "It doesn't taste like what I thought it would", Brambleclaw said, coughing the starfish back up.

Then, out of nowhere, two wizards magically appeared (magically).

"OMG!!!! A sponge wearing pants!!! I never thought this day would come!!!!!" squealed one of the red-haired wizards as he started hugging the pants-wearing (now choking) sponge.

"Oh Ron!! My life is now complete!!" Harry yelled (squealed)

Another magically poof. Voldemort appeared. "Voldemort!! My life is now complete!! For I have seen the pants-wearing sponge!! Please Kill Me now!!" screamed Harry. (o.0)

"Ummmm…. Well...I wasn't expecting that. Well,… if you really want to die that bad, I have some Paris Hilton CD's you can listen to…."said (gay) dark lord (we call him Oldie . )

Brambleclaw- O.O

Squirrelfight- o.0

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! That is the ultimate torture!!!" Harry squealed.

And so, Lord Oldie Mort dragged Harry away to his unending, Paris Hilton influenced doom. Ron hugged SpongeBob to death and Patrick flew to Russia in the quest to find his missing pants (along with his brain). Ron used his magically (gay) unicorn to fly back to Candy Mountain (Charlie) aka, Hogwarts.

"Well that was…umm..Weird" Squirrelflight said.

"That wasn't weird, that was the random demented freakishly weird Shorty-mck-short-short story ever!! Now if you excuse me, I'm off to eat tator-tots." Brambleclaw said as he walked off to eat his tator-tots.

And that, kids, was the day Squirrelflight finally lost her sanity .

So be warned, Paris Hilton is out to eat your children.

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