Aye, welcome one and all to my madness. After watching some Strong Bad Emails and some SMCA, I thought to myself, "Hmmm I wonder. What if one of the senshi answered emails like Strong Bad?" Then I had to figure out who would be the best candidate and how would they do it. I'm a child of the 90's so I decided to stick with stuff dated prior to 1999.

So after all who's to say that an interdimensional computer couldn't fall from the sky? Who's to say that Minako called dibs on it? Where is The Cheat? What are you waiting for? RR

Email #1: Mythological Creature

The blonde made her way into her room where they agreed to keep the really cool and awesome computer that appeared from the future as a gift. Since there were so many paradoxes created, the senshi of time, Setsuna had no problems with them keeping the computer. She fought with Ami about keeping the device and she won by use of blackmail.

Ami would do anything to keep her smutty romance novels she's authored a secret. It didn't take Minako long to figure out that A.M. Icestorm was in fact Ami Mizuno.

Minako scooted her desk chair in and she turned the computer on. The screen turned on with a chime vaguely familiar to the failed Mango computer company's startup noise.

"Time to check the emails!" Minako exclaimed.

Artemis looked up from her bed and yawned.

"I told you not to play with that interdimensional computer," Artemis said.

"Yeah, yeah," she was typing in the function for her email. "You also told me that you didn't get into the Christmas tinsel."

"Touché," Artemis said.

]lovegoddess69_email.exe_

Subject: Mythological Creature

Dear Sailor V,

If you can be a mythological creature, what would you be.

Your friend,

Olenna T.

From Highgarden, NH

Minako sat back in her chair and tapped her chin. She really wanted to answer the question but she couldn't think of any creature. So she turned to the only source of inspiration in her room, the mirror. After staring into the mirror she was no closer to an answer so she turned to Artemis.

"Artemis, what would you be?" Minako asked.

"I'm a talking cat," Artemis said.

"You are absolutely no help at all," Minako turned back to the computer and started typing.

]Olenna,

I'm not sure what I would be. Artemis (my cat) is no help when it comes to thinking up an idea. I'm sure Ami, Usagi, or Michiru know what they'd be. But me, I don't know.

I guess it would be cool to be one of those bird horse things, what are they called? A pegasus? A hippogriff? Just being an awesome creature that flies would be cool.

Then again it would be nice to be a lazy talking cat too.

Until next time,

Sailor V

There were printer noises coming out of nowhere and a paper dropped from the ceiling. Minako flailed as she fell from her chair.

"What the hell is that?" Minako shouted as she got up and hid behind Artemis.

Artemis sighed, "I told you not to play with the computer."