*~These works are parodies of real songs molded around TMNT characters. So here's how it works. To get the best effect, copy the link I provide under song's heading, and past it in your address bar. Your computer should then start downloading a midis song (or a cheapo computer song if you must) for you to sing the lyrics along with. It should only take a few seconds to download, and your browser should not change off of this page. Another program will pop up to play the song however. Got it? Okay! Let's begin!
Casey Jones- "Ninja # 5" (spoof of Mambo # 5)
(song link: http://www.geocities.com/ziptangoszone/midis/mambo5.mid )
(Ladies and gentlemen...this is ninja number 5)
One, two, three four five
The turtles' new side-kick has arrived!
He likes to go out and bust some thugs' heads
April thinks he's a slob, but the guys really like him
He and Raphael are the best of friends
Checking New York for victims to defend
He's cool, casual, handsome, and crazy
But you don't want to be on his badside when he's cranky
Sports and fighting are his only revel
and maybe a little bit of flirting with April
On his back he carries sport accessories
and kicks all the bad guys' fannies
A little bit of hockey in his life
A little bit of baseball by his side
A little bit of football is all he needs
A little bit of tennis is what he sees
A little bit of golfing in the sun
A little bit of wrestling all night long
A little bit of soccer here he is
A little bit of these make the bad guys scram
Wave your bat up and down and move it all around
Shake your helmet to the sound
Make the bad guys hit the ground
Take a swing to the left and a swing to the right
One to the front and one to the side
Smack his head once and smack his gut twice
And if it looks like Casey then you're doin' it right
A little bit of hockey in his life
A little bit of baseball by his side
A little bit of football is all he needs
A little bit of tennis is what he sees
A little bit of golfing in the sun
A little bit of wrestling all night long
A little bit of soccer here he is
A little bit of these make the bad guys scram
(Pump it and trumpet for ninja number 5!)
A little bit of hockey in his life
A little bit of baseball by his side
A little bit of football is all he needs
A little bit of tennis is what he sees
A little bit of golfing in the sun
A little bit of wrestling all night long
A little bit of soccer here he is
A little bit of these make the bad guys scram
He does it all to defend New York City
The bad guys can't run and they can't hide
Cuz the Ninja Turtles are on his side
*~by Ziptango
Casey Jones- "Ninja # 5" (spoof of Mambo # 5)
(song link: http://www.geocities.com/ziptangoszone/midis/mambo5.mid )
(Ladies and gentlemen...this is ninja number 5)
One, two, three four five
The turtles' new side-kick has arrived!
He likes to go out and bust some thugs' heads
April thinks he's a slob, but the guys really like him
He and Raphael are the best of friends
Checking New York for victims to defend
He's cool, casual, handsome, and crazy
But you don't want to be on his badside when he's cranky
Sports and fighting are his only revel
and maybe a little bit of flirting with April
On his back he carries sport accessories
and kicks all the bad guys' fannies
A little bit of hockey in his life
A little bit of baseball by his side
A little bit of football is all he needs
A little bit of tennis is what he sees
A little bit of golfing in the sun
A little bit of wrestling all night long
A little bit of soccer here he is
A little bit of these make the bad guys scram
Wave your bat up and down and move it all around
Shake your helmet to the sound
Make the bad guys hit the ground
Take a swing to the left and a swing to the right
One to the front and one to the side
Smack his head once and smack his gut twice
And if it looks like Casey then you're doin' it right
A little bit of hockey in his life
A little bit of baseball by his side
A little bit of football is all he needs
A little bit of tennis is what he sees
A little bit of golfing in the sun
A little bit of wrestling all night long
A little bit of soccer here he is
A little bit of these make the bad guys scram
(Pump it and trumpet for ninja number 5!)
A little bit of hockey in his life
A little bit of baseball by his side
A little bit of football is all he needs
A little bit of tennis is what he sees
A little bit of golfing in the sun
A little bit of wrestling all night long
A little bit of soccer here he is
A little bit of these make the bad guys scram
He does it all to defend New York City
The bad guys can't run and they can't hide
Cuz the Ninja Turtles are on his side
*~by Ziptango