BOJACK THE ALMIGHTY
Prologue:
At the Intergalactic Tournament
"Arrgh father help me," Gohan pleaded to the heavens as Bojack slowly crushed the last of the air from his lungs. Trunks and Vegeta were off in the distance fighting Bojack's henchmen.
King Kai's house
"King Kai! Please I need to help my son!" Goku pleaded back at the makeshift home they had built since Goku destroyed the old planet of the North Kai.
"No Goku, it is forbidden, it is up to Gohan to save himself now."
At the Intergalactic Tournament
"Dad I'm sorry, I can't," Gohan gasped for air but received non getting squeezed harder and his heart stopping.
Piccolo looked up from his position in a crater on the fake street below. "GOHAN NOO!" Trunks and Vegeta looked over from their battles to see Gohan falling lifelessly to the ground.
Sensing the distraction the two male goons under Bojack sent out their energy ropes. The one with the turban had Vegeta trapped and the big one was holding Trunks. The blue girl with orange hair held out her palms facing the two Saiyans having reverted back to their base forms after losing too much energy.
"Now die." She released two huge beams of light shooting through Trunks' chest and Vegeta's stomach. Unlike Trunks, Vegeta was not killed instantly and had just enough time to see his son's body drop in front of him before losing consciousness and dying.
"Vegeta, Trunks," Piccolo whispered barely getting to his feet. The big henchman looked over to the pile of unconscious bodies of Krillin, Yamcha, and Tien and released a huge ki blast. "Noooo!" Piccolo shouted putting his hand to his head to charge a special beam cannon to deflect the blast. But he was too late as a cry sounded out before getting cut off.
"Yes sir we've got the camera back online." The announcer looked to the crowd, "Don't worry folks, Mr. Satan is probably already finished destroying those freaks." A roar sounded thought Battle Island number 2 before a scream was released by someone in the audience. The monitor showed Trunks' body with a hole in his chest and next to him Vegeta in a pool of blood.
"Oh my," Bulma fainted into Chi Chi's arms.
"Quick turn the camera we don't need people seeing this." The announcer said into his headset. The camera angle changed to show Piccolo taking small steps forward.
Oolong shouted, "Yeah get em Piccolo, you can..." he stopped short as a hand sliced through the Namek's neck decapitating him.
"Turn the camera turn the camera." the man was now frantic. The next camera angle showed a group of blue aliens tossing the limp body of the boy Gohan around in a circle.
Chi Chi dropped Bulma and screamed, "Mr baby!" before Master Roshi karate chopped her in the neck to knock her out.
"Quick Oolong grab Bulma and baby Trunks we have to get them out of here before all Hell breaks loose." Roshi said throwing Chi Chi over his shoulder. "They're all dead, I sensed it."
"What about the others, Yamcha, Tien," Oolong asked but Roshi just shook his head, "Krillin?" at the sound of his pupil and the boy who had lived with him for twenty years Master Roshi had a tear in his eye but again just shook his head no before jumping over the crowds of people to the exit. Oolong transformed into a giant eagle and picked up Bulma and the baby in his claws gently carrying them out of the arena.
"Don't worry everybody there's the Champ he'll save us," The announcer shouted causing the panic to die down a little. The entire audience started cheering Satan's name before watching in horror as the last chance the Earth had at survival was crushed with a sickening blow to the skull by Bojack himself causing it to cave in.
"People of Earth," Bojack addressed the camera, "all of your greatest fighters have been defeated. My name is Bojack and I am the new ruler of this planet. All who resist will perish, now bend, Bend before the might of the Space Pirates Hahahahaha!" The crowd went crazy and chaos spread throughout the arena, it's the end of the world all the heroes, anyone who could save us is dead... or so they thought.
Chapter 1:
Korin's Tower
"Hey Korin can I have a sensu bean, I'm hungry?" The fat samurai named Yajirobe asked the furry white cat standing at the edge of the tower. The cat was one of the guardians of the Earth and had been doing it for a much longer time than the current guardian, a child Namekian named Dende.
"This is terrible, they're all dead." Korin said looking off his tower in dismay.
"Who's dead?" Yajirobe asked walking over to his furry friend.
The cat turned to him slowly, "Gohan," the fat man gasped, half from shock that the strongest being on the planet was dead, half because it seemed like he was murdered. Korin continued, "That's not all, Yamcha, Tien, Krillin, Trunks from the future, Piccolo, even Vegeta couldn't handle the enemy and succumbed to death."
With every name Korin said Yajirobe took another step back in disbelief. This had to be a joke he thought, and he would've believed it too if not for the seriousness the cat was emitting. "Who, who could defeat them?"
"I can answer that question." Korin and Yajirobe looked up but didn't see anyone. "It's King Kai, I'm in the next dimension with Goku, Gohan and everyone. Unfortunately they won't be able to go back because King Enma has forbidden it, natural order of the universe and all. I tried to pull some strings but no luck." A pause as Yajirobe wondered if the almighty King Kai couldn't just do it himself but decided to keep his mouth shut. "As for who, it is a gang of Space pirates led by a man named Bojack. They were so evil that I, along with the other Kais, trapped them inside my planet centuries ago. Unfortunately Goku blew up my planet killing me and releasing the pirates when Cell self-destructed."
Korin was beginning to understand the situation. "But King Kai, if they can't come back and these dragonballs can't wish them back if they've died already, what can we do?"
"I've already spoken with Dende about it you two should get to the Lookout as fast as you can I'll send the last remaining warriors on Earth to meet you up there." King Kai replied ending the link.
"What 'remaining warriors' would that be? Everybody's dead." Yajirobe said with no response. "He hung up, damn let's head up there Korin. Korin?" The white cat was staring at Yajirobe intensely.
"How old are you?" Korin asked intrigued.
The large man started putting fingers up one by one before coming to a conclusion. "I'm 33 next month, why do you ask?"
"No reason." the cat whistled and walked over to the aircar,"come on big boy we gotta get up there."
Yajirobe ran over and hopped into the drivers side. "Who do you think he meant by other warriors?" He asked before sensing a moderately strong ki coming from a distance towards the tower.
Fifty Miles Away
Chaozu couldn't believe it. Tenshinhan was dead. His best friend, they'd lived and died together, then come back to life with each other, but now he was gone for good. That news that King Kai told him was not good, by the looks of it only he and Yajirobe were left to fight these villains. "No offense Yajirobe," Chaozu whispered to himself as the tower came into his view, "but we all know that you and I were the weakest of them all." he sighed. If these enemies could defeat a trio of Super Saiyans how could they stand a chance.
King Kai's house
"King Kai, you're going to have them wish us back right, that way we can take on Bojack with a new strategy and," Krillin was cut off.
"No." the group of Earth's heroes gasped and asked the obvious question-why? King Kai responded, "I stick to my decision, Goku could not interfere with the battle, his time is over it was all of your jobs to defeat them." The group looked down ashamed. "Also the Earth's dragonballs can't wish people back who have already died which includes every one of you who have died twice, except you Krillin," he gulped, "that was your third time."
"But what about me King Kai? I can go back this is my first time dying." Gohan asked.
"What good would it do? Even with the help of all of these guys you couldn't win, you think going back now and trying again will fare any differently? Who's to say you'll be able to release your anger this time?"
Gohan looked down in defeat. "Sorry guys."
King Kai continued, "A one on one you with any single member of Bojack's crew I'd say you could win easily as a Super Saiyan, but as a team they are almost unstoppable and against Bojack you couldn't beat him by himself without ascending and you don't have that under control."
"So what do you suggest we do?" Vegeta asked annoyed.
King Kai chuckled knowing what their response would be to his next answer. "Well, Chaozu and Yajirobe will have to fight them." Everyone except Goku fell to the floor, Goku just smiled optimistically thinking that not all was lost just yet.
Kami's Lookout
Yajirobe sneezed, someone must be talking about me, he thought. They reached the lookout in their car about the same time Chaozu was landing. Both cat and man gave their condolences to the tiny child like man who had to be about the same age as Yajirobe though he didn't look like he'd aged since he was five. Dende stepped out of the palace a little taller than the last time they'd seen him right before the Cell games a little over six months earlier. Following him was Mr. Popo, the rotund black man who had been the assistant to the guardian for, well forever.
"Good now that you're all here I can begin," a familiar voice announced from the sky leaving no time for greetings. "Dende,"
"Yes sir?" the nervous guardian responded.
"Could you fix the hyperbolic time chamber so that each person could spend over two days in there?" The Kai asked and Dende frowned.
"Sorry I don't really know how,"
Mr. Popo stopped him short, "I do. Kami originally set it to two days because of the detrimental effects it had on a persons lifespan if they spent any longer inside. To them it might seem like a year but in reality it is only a day so lives are cut short by years." King Kai mumbled some agreement with the concern.
"Good then we don't have to waste a wish on fixing that." Now people were starting to get confused. "I'd like you to take away that design flaw so that Yajirobe and Chaozu could go in there for as many days as they can."
Yajirobe interrupted shouting, "What!? I don't want my life cut short."
King Kai laughed, "Don't worry because the two wishes on the Dragonballs are to make you two immortal."