this is what happens when you mix Harry Potter, Saw and Fanfiction lol constructive criticism welcomed, flames not...
Harry opened his eyes slowly to a cramped, dark and dank room. Clutching his now aching head he stood up and stared bemusedly at his company: Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Malfoy
"Harry" said Hermione "Where are we?"
Just then a cold voice came over a loudspeaker "if you refuse to read the stories on the computer this room will explode"
Turning around, they caught sight of a computer logged onto
Harry, being the bravest, stepped up and began to read
"Ugh why the hell would I shag Malfoy" exclaimed a repulsed Harry
"The hell! 'They kissed like there was no tomorrow two lovers thrown together in the horrors of war" read Malfoy as he fought against Harry for dominance of the computer "Oh God I think I'm gonna be sick"
"And this next one is about Hermione and Ginny!" yelled Harry
At this they all crowded round the small screen, the guys seeming unusually enthusiastic until Hermione clicked onto the next one
"Hah one about Malfoy and Snape!" Ron cackled with unsuppressed glee.
"Hey, well heres one about you and Dumbledore" retorted Malfoy
"McGonagall and Snape" at this they all cringed
"Argh mental image, mental image" cried Harry as he banged his head against the wall
"Oh heres one about Harry and Snape" said Ginny doubling over with laughter
"Thats just disgusting" groaned Harry turning slowly green, contrasting with the egg shaped lump forming on his head and with a thump he slide down the wall and started cradling himself, rocking slightly whilst the others looked warily at him
"Ginny stared with passion as her love approached her. Harry's eyes darted lustfully up and down her body" said Malfoy half laughing and clutching his sides. His laughter ended quickly however as Ginny with a much practiced foot, kicked him in the balls.
"Oh my God Harry and Sirius!" gasped Hermione as she proceeded to read the page quickly
"RIGHT THAT IS JUST WRONG" yelled Harry - who was a bit concussed – at the speaker"LET US GO OR WE WON'T READ ANYMORE!!!"
"Shit" whispered Malfoy as he remembered what threat was keeping them there
Voldemort clapped his hands with glee as he pushed the button
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