Ranma turned around and hugged his beautiful green haired wife.
"Last night was great wasn't It.?" Ranma asked smugly.
"Mmm hmmm"
"Time to get up bi we got to start our training remember?"
Nabiki just growled in response and turned away. The thought of getting up from bed without some caffeine in her system ticked her off.
"Want me to get some coffee, then?"
Ranma asked massaging nabiki's stiff shoulders.
"Stop talking. Get coffee now."
Ranma grinned and jumped out of bed doing sit ups on his way to the kitchen.
. . . . . . .
Ranma ducked a punch Nabiki threw at him.
"Bi you couldn't hit the side of post office." Ranma teased.
"The stupid jerk he still hasn't gotten over his smugness. Guess I'll have to beat it out of him."
Nabiki thought as she smiled in anticipation.
"Hey what the heck are you grinning about bi?"
"Nothing nothing at all" Nabiki said with a sinister grin.
"Ranma felt a chill run up his spine looking at her.
She was his wife and he loved her dearly but he would have be nuts not to be a bit scared of her.
Ever since Ranma had started training Nabiki in martial arts in her spare time they fought a lot more.
Nabiki couldn't bear Ranma's boasts and would attempt to bring him down to the earth.
Every time she smiled her smile Ranma got chased all over nerima with unknown martial artist's who seemed to have a grudge against him.
He also seemed to encounter water in the unlikeliest of places. One time Ranma had been wearing a dress as a girl trying to get Nabiki free tickets to concert as a way of making up to her .when out of nowhere someone splashed him with hot water. It had been pretty embarrassing with people staring at him and whistling at him.
In other words whenever Nabiki smiled it meant big trouble for Ranma. With the household finances in nabiki's control, it meant Ranma wouldn't be having enough money to buy an octopus puff if he retaliated.
Living with Nabiki was more difficult than living with a rattlesnake in Ranma's opinion although he wouldn't say it out aloud for anything.
A bell rang out from the dojo.
"Ranma hon. it looks like our cash cow's shown up."
Ranma's dojo had earned quite a reputation for itself. Martial artists came from all over Japan to try to defeat saotome. Nabiki had launched an ad campaign challenging anyone to beat saotome. Nabiki had offered a reward of 1000000 yen to anyone who could defeat Ranma. There was catch though if you lost you had to pay a penalty of 100000 yen. As a result of the ad campaign Ranma had acquired something of a celebrity status making him irresistible to girls.
Although Ranma would never try anything with his female fans as he knew nabiki's wrath would have him begging for mercy. Beside he loved her dearly. He was very protective of her, allowing none to insult her. Kuno had found out the hard way what it meant to insult a Saotome's wife. He had landed up in the hospital with fractured skull.
Ranma grinned with excitement as he and his wife rushed to the dojo.
They found an angry Kuno waving his bokken about.
"O beauteous Tendo I have come to free you and the pigtailed girl from the vile grasp of the vile enchanter of woman."
Ever since Ranma had proclaimed his affections for Nabiki, Kuno had developed an interest for her too .it was mainly due to his rivalry with Ranma that he wanted Saotome's wife for himself. But Nabiki didn't mind as Kuno was a regular challenger at the dojo and was slowly losing his vast fortune to the saotomes.
"Aw shut up Kuno .Ain't you tired of getting beat up?"
Ranma said as he launched himself into the air delivering a flying kick to Kuno's head.
Kuno flew back and landed on his feet.
"O vile enchanter take thee last breathe as I upperclassman Kuno have mastered a new skill and shall smite you down with it."
"Quit talking and start fighting"
The two faced off .as Kuno charged his figure split into three.
"Hah illusions won't work on me Kuno"
Ranma kicked the middle Kuno backwards but as he floated in mid air the two "illusions" appeared by his side and landed a direct hit with their bokkens on Ranma's chest.
Ranma was thrown through the wall. He felt his ribs break as he landed in a heap.
"That technique's amazing. Who the hell taught him that? " he thought.
"Oh crap I don't think Ranma Kun can handle this one on his own" Nabiki muttered to herself.
"Oh Kuno baby would you be interested in these?"
Nabiki brandished a set of photos showing ranko in the nude.
All three kuno's immediately developed a nosebleed.
"Give them to me"
"No me first"
"The pig tailed girl is mine I tell you."
One Kuno rushed out of the dojo clutching the pictures cackling wildly as the remaining two chased him.
"Nabiki, you promised me you wouldn't take anymore photos of me "
"Oh shut up Ranma hon. I just saved your bacon remember?"
"I could have handled them"
"Sure you could"
Nabiki said as she helped Ranma stand.
"Damn that's an amazing technique. I wonder who taught him that."
"Well a guy named Tien's been staying at kuno's. He's a pretty good martial artist. Maybe he taught Kuno"
"And how do you know this"
Nabiki squirmed under Ranma's glare.
"Well you know those cameras we installed in kuno's house?"
"Didn't you say you were going to remove them?"
"Ranma darling. Just because you think it's a dishonorable, doesn't mean that I am going to follow your cute little code of honor."
"Whatever" Ranma sighed in defeat.
"I'm going to check out this tien guy bi"
"Not in this condition you aren't" Nabiki asserted.
"But bi --
Ranma's protests were cut short as he was dragged to his bedroom.
A/n Let me know if you want me to continue this fic.