Hello =)

This little idea has been floating around for awhile now and I finally decided to get it down

This chapter is only M for some swearing and its gonna be a long one but I promise laughs and as much steamy boyxboy(xboyxboy)

action I can muster

Enjoy

Percy had two big problems. The first was the hero stuff, I mean how many deadly millennia old, not to mention immortal foes trying to destroy/take over the world coupled with a host of other near death experiences could one person take before they needed a break. It was like the weight of the world was always on his shoulders(pun intended). His second problem, when he was trying to train up for the next time he had to save the day he simply couldn't focus all the time due to his insatiable lust. If he were lusting after one person it'd be easy compared with some of the things he's done, but his crotch got going for three people in particular, Jason Luke and Nico, but with the proximity that camp allows it was hard(pun intended again) to go anywhere without seeing one of them and it was driving him mad.

He really felt guilty about the whole thing now because he realised he was staring at them before he even realised he wanted them that badly when he should've only had eyes for his now ex-girlfriend Annabeth, who broke up with him one day suddenly and when he asked why she just said "Oh seaweed brain isn't it obvious, I'm doing this for them" which Percy didn't get and no matter how much he asked she refused to elaborate. When he finally realised how he felt about the three young demigods(the fourth time he caught himself cumming while thinking of them), he began to consciously waste his days attempting to get some actual training done whilst secretly eye-fucking the objects of his affections. As time went on the amount they were turning him on only increased and even he had to admit to himself that jacking off at every possible opportunity to any or all of them just wasn't cutting it anymore. He had fantasized about them in every possible way, but just the sight of one of them walking by brought him closer to cumming than the steamiest scene he could think of.

One day, Percy was sparring with Annabeth when an idea struck him, causing him to freeze and shout "I've got it!" and get smacked in the face by Annabeth who promptly scolded him for getting distracted in the middle of a fight and managed to get a few good quips in, but Percy hadn't heard a single word since Jason, wearing the very form fitting clothes Piper had taken to strongly recommending he get recently whenever they went shopping was passing by and Luke who aside from looking like his usual damn hot self, decided he wanted to get to know his 'new favorite sorta demigod uncle'(assuming the whole Zeus/Jupiter thing doesn't change the relation) chatting on their way to lunch. Annabeth stopped talking and looked at Percy, thinking about how plainly obvious he was with all three of them, and concluding it was only due to the natural stupidity of boys that the rest of them hadn't even realised anything was going on, she had figured out Percy's little lusty fever before even he had and decided since he was much too nice to break up with her, she might as well do it and leave him free to chase whose he really wanted.(Now I could go into how much she really cared from him and still loved him a little bit, but this story isn't about her so I'm skipping it)

She had already discussed it a few weeks ago at length with 'the girls' who had all pretty much figured it out for themselves. Piper was having one of her sleepover nights in one of the cabins built for the workers who stayed to build the additional camper cabins that had been renovated and set aside for guests.

"I can't believe Percy is such a man-whore" Clarisse laughed as Annabeth told them her observations of Percy

"He is not a man whore! he just can't seem to keep his mind of the gutter when it comes to any of them" Annabeth replied glaring at Clarisse for insulting her at the time boyfriend.

"But for three boys, its kinda skanky" Rachael remarked, smirking at Annabeth

"Its not like he's sleeping with them"

"At least not yet anyways" Piper stated, an evil grin spreading across her face."I've caught Jason staring at Percy more times than I can count, its only a matter of time before they're rutting behind the mess hall."

"But darling, these are boys were talking about" Silena added "Dense is simply in their nature"

"Well were going to have to speed things up so I'm taking Jason shopping tomorrow and he is getting clothes so hot everyone at camp is gonna wanna tap that" was the reply.

"Are you sure that's a good idea? Luke is already bad enough following Jason around all day like a horny blonde puppy dog. Every time I try to talk to him or bring news from home, he's always there like his presence and silent screaming to screw the kid are gonna convince him, if it wasn't bad enough as is, Jason always goes looking for Luke or Percy if he doesn't have one of them next to him and just spends the whole time making small talk while slowly moving as close as possible and yet nobody notices. That kid has had moments with his head in the clouds, but this is next level" Reyna said.

"Apparently Luke does the same thing" Silena played with her hair and looked over the group. "The Stolls are complaining that he's always mentioning or looking for Jason and Percy and they're fairly annoyed by it"

Hazel chuckled then added "They're not nearly as bad as Nico. Whenever he does eventually leave our cabin, he basically spends the time stalking Percy who's too busy ogling him to notice. Did this guy really save the world?"

Annabeth grimaced. "Sometimes I wonder the same thing"

"So let me get this straight" Clarisse interjected. "Luke wants Jason who both along with Nico yearn for Percy who gets it up for all three of them, and not a single one of them notices each other's epic want to fuck each other six ways from Sunday?"

"That seems to be the gist of it"

Rachael facepalmed "Boys"

"Amen" was heard all around.

"I'm at least glad my man still wants me and isn't chasing after other men" Silena stated (maybe a little pompously but its Silena and she's awesome so whatever)

I wouldn't be so sure" Piper warned "The Stolls have been asking around the Aprodite cabin when you're not there, looking for good lube-substitutes and aphrodisiacs and they've been spending an awful lot of time with Beckendorf"

"Well then it looks like my foot is going to a nice long conversation with their sorry asses tomorrow"

"You can borrow my steel toed boots if you want, but be careful, I just got all the blood out of them from the last capture the flag day" Clarisse offered.

"No offense, but you don't really seem like the intimidating type" Reyna said observing the myriad of pink things Silena kept.

"Oh yeah, she may seem like sunshine and unicorns" Annabeth muttered "but wait 'till you get her mad, then it's like Medusa in here and coming from me that's saying something"

Silena shot her a glare and opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted by Piper.

"Well girls, its up to us if any of them are ever going to get together, I've got Jason covered but what's the plan for the rest of them?"

"Why not camping?" Annabeth commented.

"We are at camp you know" Rachael said

Annabeth frowned at the oracle. "Not this camp, I mean in the woods with a tent and sleeping bag and everything, real camping. If we get them living in close proximity together with nobody else around I'm sure that can get things rolling quickly" she explained.

There was general agreement all around. for the rest of the night, the details of the plan was worked out with Piper dressing Jason as the sexiest boy this side of Manhattan, Hazel trying to get Nico out more, Silena making the Stolls cry for Apollo, and all of them (except Clarisse who refused to contribute like it was beneath her when in actuality she was the biggest gay fangirl around) suggesting to the boys that they go camping (discreetly of course). The next day the plan was put into action, and with Jason now walking around making Percy and Luke practically drool at the sight of him, and Nico stalking Percy twice as much, the only bump in the road was that none of them seemed to get the hint of camping no matter how much they hinted at it for a few weeks until FINALLY it hit Percy.

Luke and Jason had just gone out of sight when Percy snapped out of it and turned back to Annabeth who had her 'Oh you idiot seaweed brain' look on.

"You know Annabeth, all this training is really taking it out of me. I think I need a vacation" Percy ventured, waiting for the second round of lecturing that was sure to come.

Annabeth rolled her eyes "What did you have in mind?"

"Maybe I should spend the weekend up in the woods, Grover mentioned a quiet, secluded type clearing on the other side of the lake that would be perfect" he mused.

Annabeth decided to screw covert and went for the direct approach "Maybe you should take some of the guys, you know...male bonding time or whatever, Jason and Luke seem to be in this, uh, training rut too and Hazel is always looking for an excuse to get Nico out of his room"

"What about all you girls?"

"Oh we promised Silena we'd go to the mall, she even endured the full brunt of Chiron's 'demigods in the outside world are at risk' speech so she could get permission so were going to take advantage of it"

"Well I'm gonna do it then" Percy exclaimed "Do you think they'll want to go with me?"

"I don't think it'll be much of an issue" Annabeth said nonchalantly (but on the inside a chorus of angels were singing FINALLY ONE OF THESE IDIOTS GET IT)

"But we don't have any equipment" he said shoulders drooping as his fantasy drained down the tubes.

"There's some stuff in the big house you can use, I'll get it for you" Annabeth said(when really the girls had it sorted out and ready to go for awhile now)

Percy's eyes light up "Really? Great, I'll go ask them now" the son of Poseidon practically flew, shedding his armour as he ran after Luke and Jason.

Annabeth sighed as she began to clean up, when Hazel and Rachael walked up throwing questioning looks at Percy.

"I'm good aren't I" Annabeth smirked at the girls.

"Or maybe Percy's just slightly less stupid but still an idiot since it took all this time" was Rachael's reply

"Okay, point taken" admitted Annabeth. "But now it's on all we gotta do is wave goodbye when they leave and we can spend the whole weekend coming up with ways to tease them about it for the rest of their natural lives. Oh and I told him were going shopping this weekend"

Rachael grimaced" Not a good idea, Silena saw Clarisse's closet the other day and nearly had a fit. Now she's going around all our cabins. Taking her to the mall with us will unleash a force worse than Hades.

Annabeth laughed "I know Silena can be scary but how bad can it be?"

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