Two figures are lying in a bed, both tired from their previous activities but one has a little issue.
"Ungh, teme it's sticky."
"Shut up, dobe. It's your fault"
"Teme, it feels gross. Get it off."
"Get up and clean yourself off."
"I can't, I'm sore."
"Whose fault is that?"
"Yours!"
"You started it!"
"You didn't have to finish it!"
"I had to do something!" The black haired figure smirks "Besides, I think you like the pain"
"You-! Ngh, now it's drying up and getting crusty! Do something!"
"Get up and clean yourself! I'm exhausted."
"But my ass hurts! I can't walk!"
"Then shut up and go to sleep"
"Lick it off?"
"T-that's disgusting! No!"
"C'mon, it's nothing you haven't eaten before."
"I haven't eaten that off of you."
"Please"
"No"
"Please"
"No"
"Plea-"
"I said no, go clean yourself up."
"But-"
"I don't care that your ass hurts, it's your own fault. Go."
"Fine."
The blond figure rises out of the bed and walks to the bathroom that is attached, cursing the entire way. He cleans the substance off of his stomach and chest then resumes his spot on the bed.
"Happy now?"
"Yeah, I will never eat ice cream in bed again."
"And?"
"And I'll never vandalize your picture of your brother again…Even though I think you love him more than me."
"Vandalize? That's a big word for you."
The figure that is now de-ice creamed hits the other.
"I'm not as stupid as you might think."
The other figure chuckles and hugs the younger boy.
"You know that I would never love anyone, not even Itachi, as much as I love you, Naruto."
The boy, Naruto, nuzzles into the older boy.
"I love you too, Sasuke."
The figure that is now de-ice creamed hits the other. "I'm not as stupid as you might think."
The other figure chuckles and hugs the younger boy. "You know that I would never love anyone, not even Itachi, as much as I love you, Naruto."
The younger boy, Naruto, nuzzles into the older boy. "I love you too, Sasuke."