Disclaimer: This disclaimer will be for the entire fic because I don't
freaking want to write this more than once!
A/N: Hello everybody and welcome to the world of. "Saiyin War!" No, its not about Vegeta finally beating Goku, no, its not the return of Nappa or Raditz, in fact it has nothing to do with a story with actual plotline! Its just about a little prank war that Trunks, Goten, and Uub have with Pan, Bra, and Marron (even though Marron and Uub are not saiyans, I needed more people). Enjoy!
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Saiyan War! The Beginning
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Trunks, Uub, Goten, Pan, Bra, and Marron come into Gohan's house, the girls look discouraged but the guys are pumped. They are all drenched in mud.
"Oh yeah Goten my man! Boys: 2,472 Girls: 6!" Trunks yelled while exchanging a high-five with Goten.
"And they only got that last one because you and Uub fell asleep!" Goten laughed.
Trunks yawned mockingly "Yeah, it got pretty boring after we hit the 2,000 mark" he said.
"You idiots! You only won because it was tackle football!" Bra motioned.
"Hey, last time you got to pick! What kind of game is ballet? *Shudders*" Uub snapped back.
~FLASHBACK~----------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------
"Okay now guys, jump and kick back, touché, brazier and stretch!" Bra ordered.
"Trunks! What the hell is this?" Goten whispered while attempting the splits. The whisper was followed by a yelp of pain.
"If I have to do one more minute of this crap I swear I will kill my sister" Trunks growled.
"Good thing I came prepared," Uub said while pulling out an incredibly realistic life sized figure of himself doing the splits.
Uub propped it up and walks toward Trunks and Goten "Don't think I forgot you guys!" Uub said while pulling two dummies from behind the curtains.
Trunks stared blankly at the dummies at a loss of words. They were basically life-sized stick figures, the bodies just had lines on them and the head was a smiley face.
Uub looked nervous, "Hehe, sorry guys I spent all night working on mine, I only had 2 minutes to work on yours and Goten's" Uub said before a hopeful chuckle.
He walks off with a quick "Bye guys, have fun!"
Goten rushes toward the door after Uub, but Marron interrupts "Now, now Goten, you wouldn't be trying to go now would you? What's wrong can't keep up?"
Goten, stumbled by his saiyin pride got back to his evil little exercises.
"But what about Uub?" Goten questioned almost whiningly.
"All I see is a guy practicing his perfect splits," Bra retorted bluntly.
Goten looked hard at the dummy. "Damn he's good" he thought out loud.
"When I get my hands on him." Goten growled.
"You'll what?" Trunks asked frustrated, "We can't beat him up, he's just too good!"
Goten showed a smirk, "Well let's just say, I have enough dirt on him to fill this room."
Trunks was curious, "Like what?" he asked.
Goten smiled devilishly, "Remember that Barbie collection he had when he was 8 that he said he burned?"
Trunks knew that even this had its limits and changed the subject, "Never mind that, just remember we get to pick next Wednesday."
~END FLASHBACK~------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------
*The guys shudder*
"That was Bra's Idea! I hated it too! *glares at Bra* Anyway I still don't get how a 35, 34, and a 18 year-old guys can be so happy about beating a bunch of girls!" Pan yelled.
"Well I don't see how a ¼ saiyan, a ½ saiyan, and the daughter of a fighting android and just about the world's strongest full-human can suck so much at football!" Trunks said tauntingly.
"Anyway Marron is as old as us." Goten said and stopped to watch him be proven wrong.
"Eww, Eww, yucky I have got mud everywhere!" Marron Squealed.
"On the outside at least" Goten added nervously.
"Hey you guys cheated!" Pan shouted hotly.
~ANOTHER FLASHBACK~--------------------------------------------------------- -----------
"HIKE!" Goten shouted with enthusiasm.
Immediately Goten took to the air leaving Bra and Marron in the dust because they could not fly. Pan stood ahead of him shakily until Goten went Super Saiyan and left her in the dust.
"Oh and Goten plows through Pan for the touch-down!" Trunks announce mockingly as Goten did his REALLY stupid victory dance at the end zone, he looked exactly like Gohan doing his Saiyaman routine from a distance.
Trunks shook his head in dismay.
~LATER ON IN THE GAME~ ----------------------------------------------------- ------------
"Okay now Bra, you take the ball and run over there," Trunks said pointing to their own end-zone, "and when we yell Safety! and start cheering, that means you won!" Trunks directed falsely to Bra, who obviously didn't know what she was doing.
During the game pan hiked the ball over to Bra who then started running the wrong way. "Wow, foot-ball is easy!" Bra said stupidly.
She was having an easy time because she was 5 yards away from her goal and the boys were just lying down.
Bra made it to the end-zone looking happy and then Uub quickly tackled her. Just as she had been told the guys looked ecstatic.
"Well Pan? Did I do good?" Bra questioned dumbly. Pan then fell down and began to explain the situation to her.
~200 TOUCHDOWNS AND 50 TACKLES LATER~--------------------------------------
Pan had, without thinking of the consequences, thrown the ball to Marron.
Uub quickly got behind her and shouted, "Is that a snake?"
Marron threw the ball into the air, what little she could, and ran in circles. Uub seized the opportunity and gently whacked the ball over to the end zone where Trunks was.
They gathered and said simultaneously, "Touch-down!" while high-fiving.
~END FLASHBACK~------------------------------------------------------------- --------
"Did not!" Goten said shortly.
Pan looked disgusted, "You guys must be the most immature guys on the planet!" She retorted.
"I wouldn't be so sure, Pan" Trunks replied coolly, "Focus on your hearing."
Everyone but Marron and Uub closed their eyes and focused on their saiyan hearing, leaving Marron and Uub very confused. They all heard it, the constant "I want food! I want food! I want food!" coming form Chi-Chi's house, "And remember, no crust on the bread Chi-Chi, you know I hate that" Goku added childishly.
They all sweat dropped. "Okay, the second most immature." Pan added sheepishly.
"You just want to get out of our weekly-Wednesday-game-night!" Uub said plainly.
"Or as I like call it, Whoop-Ass Wednesday!" Trunks said obnoxiously.
They boys then walked away talking and laughing with plenty of hand gestures.
"Stupid boys, and their stupid whoop-ass Wednesday, and their stupid football." Pan mumbled.
"We have got to get them back for this," Bra said mischievously.
"Look what they did to my skirt!" Marron squealed, "And my high heels are ruined!"
"Don't worry Bra we'll get them." Pan replied, but then realization hit her and she asked, "Marron, why the hell did you where a skirt and high heels to football?"
Pan quickly dismissed the idea and began to explain the plan.
~THE NEXT MORNING~---------------------------------------------------------- -------------
Trunks woke up with a slight start that morning. Like on most days he knew he had to get up and do things but his eyes refused and stayed closed. He sometimes spent entire days without opening them. He had a really bad dream that the girls were going to get him back for what he and his friends said last night. As unlikely as it was Trunks felt that he probably should apologized, after all he was being a jerk.
'Then its settled' Trunks thought to himself, 'I'll apologize today.'
'Man,' he thought, 'I must me more asleep than I thought, it feels like I'm in a cloud.'
He yawned a huge yawn, only to be cut short by something collapsing into his mouth. Trunks let out a silent scream and opened his eyes. He was in a cloud, but clouds didn't come in multi-colors right? He spat out the tasteless gunk only to figure out what it was. Silly String!
"Bra!" He screamed, only to be cut off again by the silly string covering his entire bed. Trunks got out of bed and marched huffily down stairs. He kicked open Bra's door and grabbed Bra by her collar.
"What the hell is this?" he shouted at Bra holding up a clump of the string.
Bra stifled an enormous wave of giggles as she managed to make out a few words, " P-p-p-pan's Id-d-dea!" she managed to giggle into words.
"Then how the hell did she get in?" Trunks hissed with venom.
Bra stopped laughing, " Maybe I helped a 'little'," Bra said trying to sound innocent.
Trunks looked furious and went out of Bra's room muttering. The most distinguishing word was definitely "Baka."
~LATER THAT DAY~------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------
After some more muttering and serious plotting Trunks called Uub and Goten over. At first they were a bit reluctant, maybe because of trauma Trunks thought, but when they heard the word "revenge" they immediately agreed to meet him.
Trunks was at his office, his sanctuary. Not because this is where worked, or where he had ideas, mainly this was the place he could do anything. Everyone thought he did work in here, he would basically laugh at their faces. The long hours doing projects where he didn't want to be disturbed? Sleeping. Those important document about sales reports? He'd fold them into paper footballs. The errands he ran? He'd just get bored and fly somewhere. Nobody bothered him.
Goten and Uub arrived soon enough. First they scanned over the room to see if Trunks had actually done any work in last month.
"What's this?" Goten asked curiously holding up a folder labeled "Important Documents."
"Oh, that's nothing," Trunks replied without looking up.
Goten opened the file. Goten wasn't too shocked when he saw what was in there. It was a bunch of self-drawn comics that involved a turkey and a cow, they were poorly drawn and weren't that funny.
"You lazy ass." Goten said flatly.
"Ok, let's get to business, boys," Trunks said impatiently, " I suspect you've also been struck by the Pan virus."
Goten reached deep into his hair and pulled out a clump of the string, "Does this answer you're question?"
Uub nodded, "How are we gonna get them back?"
"Well I was thinking that we would-"
Goten interrupted Trunks hopefully, "Beat them up?" Goten said cracking his knuckles.
"No, that's not what I was thinking. If we beat them by force that'll mean that we have no cunning and we ultimately lose. I have a plan." Trunks said smartly, as he pulled out an intricate blueprint.
"What's this?" Goten asked pointing to something on the blueprint.
"That," Trunks said devilishly, " is our secret weapon."
The boys smirked.
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What's Trunks got? Review to find out!
A/N: Hello everybody and welcome to the world of. "Saiyin War!" No, its not about Vegeta finally beating Goku, no, its not the return of Nappa or Raditz, in fact it has nothing to do with a story with actual plotline! Its just about a little prank war that Trunks, Goten, and Uub have with Pan, Bra, and Marron (even though Marron and Uub are not saiyans, I needed more people). Enjoy!
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Saiyan War! The Beginning
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Trunks, Uub, Goten, Pan, Bra, and Marron come into Gohan's house, the girls look discouraged but the guys are pumped. They are all drenched in mud.
"Oh yeah Goten my man! Boys: 2,472 Girls: 6!" Trunks yelled while exchanging a high-five with Goten.
"And they only got that last one because you and Uub fell asleep!" Goten laughed.
Trunks yawned mockingly "Yeah, it got pretty boring after we hit the 2,000 mark" he said.
"You idiots! You only won because it was tackle football!" Bra motioned.
"Hey, last time you got to pick! What kind of game is ballet? *Shudders*" Uub snapped back.
~FLASHBACK~----------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------
"Okay now guys, jump and kick back, touché, brazier and stretch!" Bra ordered.
"Trunks! What the hell is this?" Goten whispered while attempting the splits. The whisper was followed by a yelp of pain.
"If I have to do one more minute of this crap I swear I will kill my sister" Trunks growled.
"Good thing I came prepared," Uub said while pulling out an incredibly realistic life sized figure of himself doing the splits.
Uub propped it up and walks toward Trunks and Goten "Don't think I forgot you guys!" Uub said while pulling two dummies from behind the curtains.
Trunks stared blankly at the dummies at a loss of words. They were basically life-sized stick figures, the bodies just had lines on them and the head was a smiley face.
Uub looked nervous, "Hehe, sorry guys I spent all night working on mine, I only had 2 minutes to work on yours and Goten's" Uub said before a hopeful chuckle.
He walks off with a quick "Bye guys, have fun!"
Goten rushes toward the door after Uub, but Marron interrupts "Now, now Goten, you wouldn't be trying to go now would you? What's wrong can't keep up?"
Goten, stumbled by his saiyin pride got back to his evil little exercises.
"But what about Uub?" Goten questioned almost whiningly.
"All I see is a guy practicing his perfect splits," Bra retorted bluntly.
Goten looked hard at the dummy. "Damn he's good" he thought out loud.
"When I get my hands on him." Goten growled.
"You'll what?" Trunks asked frustrated, "We can't beat him up, he's just too good!"
Goten showed a smirk, "Well let's just say, I have enough dirt on him to fill this room."
Trunks was curious, "Like what?" he asked.
Goten smiled devilishly, "Remember that Barbie collection he had when he was 8 that he said he burned?"
Trunks knew that even this had its limits and changed the subject, "Never mind that, just remember we get to pick next Wednesday."
~END FLASHBACK~------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------
*The guys shudder*
"That was Bra's Idea! I hated it too! *glares at Bra* Anyway I still don't get how a 35, 34, and a 18 year-old guys can be so happy about beating a bunch of girls!" Pan yelled.
"Well I don't see how a ¼ saiyan, a ½ saiyan, and the daughter of a fighting android and just about the world's strongest full-human can suck so much at football!" Trunks said tauntingly.
"Anyway Marron is as old as us." Goten said and stopped to watch him be proven wrong.
"Eww, Eww, yucky I have got mud everywhere!" Marron Squealed.
"On the outside at least" Goten added nervously.
"Hey you guys cheated!" Pan shouted hotly.
~ANOTHER FLASHBACK~--------------------------------------------------------- -----------
"HIKE!" Goten shouted with enthusiasm.
Immediately Goten took to the air leaving Bra and Marron in the dust because they could not fly. Pan stood ahead of him shakily until Goten went Super Saiyan and left her in the dust.
"Oh and Goten plows through Pan for the touch-down!" Trunks announce mockingly as Goten did his REALLY stupid victory dance at the end zone, he looked exactly like Gohan doing his Saiyaman routine from a distance.
Trunks shook his head in dismay.
~LATER ON IN THE GAME~ ----------------------------------------------------- ------------
"Okay now Bra, you take the ball and run over there," Trunks said pointing to their own end-zone, "and when we yell Safety! and start cheering, that means you won!" Trunks directed falsely to Bra, who obviously didn't know what she was doing.
During the game pan hiked the ball over to Bra who then started running the wrong way. "Wow, foot-ball is easy!" Bra said stupidly.
She was having an easy time because she was 5 yards away from her goal and the boys were just lying down.
Bra made it to the end-zone looking happy and then Uub quickly tackled her. Just as she had been told the guys looked ecstatic.
"Well Pan? Did I do good?" Bra questioned dumbly. Pan then fell down and began to explain the situation to her.
~200 TOUCHDOWNS AND 50 TACKLES LATER~--------------------------------------
Pan had, without thinking of the consequences, thrown the ball to Marron.
Uub quickly got behind her and shouted, "Is that a snake?"
Marron threw the ball into the air, what little she could, and ran in circles. Uub seized the opportunity and gently whacked the ball over to the end zone where Trunks was.
They gathered and said simultaneously, "Touch-down!" while high-fiving.
~END FLASHBACK~------------------------------------------------------------- --------
"Did not!" Goten said shortly.
Pan looked disgusted, "You guys must be the most immature guys on the planet!" She retorted.
"I wouldn't be so sure, Pan" Trunks replied coolly, "Focus on your hearing."
Everyone but Marron and Uub closed their eyes and focused on their saiyan hearing, leaving Marron and Uub very confused. They all heard it, the constant "I want food! I want food! I want food!" coming form Chi-Chi's house, "And remember, no crust on the bread Chi-Chi, you know I hate that" Goku added childishly.
They all sweat dropped. "Okay, the second most immature." Pan added sheepishly.
"You just want to get out of our weekly-Wednesday-game-night!" Uub said plainly.
"Or as I like call it, Whoop-Ass Wednesday!" Trunks said obnoxiously.
They boys then walked away talking and laughing with plenty of hand gestures.
"Stupid boys, and their stupid whoop-ass Wednesday, and their stupid football." Pan mumbled.
"We have got to get them back for this," Bra said mischievously.
"Look what they did to my skirt!" Marron squealed, "And my high heels are ruined!"
"Don't worry Bra we'll get them." Pan replied, but then realization hit her and she asked, "Marron, why the hell did you where a skirt and high heels to football?"
Pan quickly dismissed the idea and began to explain the plan.
~THE NEXT MORNING~---------------------------------------------------------- -------------
Trunks woke up with a slight start that morning. Like on most days he knew he had to get up and do things but his eyes refused and stayed closed. He sometimes spent entire days without opening them. He had a really bad dream that the girls were going to get him back for what he and his friends said last night. As unlikely as it was Trunks felt that he probably should apologized, after all he was being a jerk.
'Then its settled' Trunks thought to himself, 'I'll apologize today.'
'Man,' he thought, 'I must me more asleep than I thought, it feels like I'm in a cloud.'
He yawned a huge yawn, only to be cut short by something collapsing into his mouth. Trunks let out a silent scream and opened his eyes. He was in a cloud, but clouds didn't come in multi-colors right? He spat out the tasteless gunk only to figure out what it was. Silly String!
"Bra!" He screamed, only to be cut off again by the silly string covering his entire bed. Trunks got out of bed and marched huffily down stairs. He kicked open Bra's door and grabbed Bra by her collar.
"What the hell is this?" he shouted at Bra holding up a clump of the string.
Bra stifled an enormous wave of giggles as she managed to make out a few words, " P-p-p-pan's Id-d-dea!" she managed to giggle into words.
"Then how the hell did she get in?" Trunks hissed with venom.
Bra stopped laughing, " Maybe I helped a 'little'," Bra said trying to sound innocent.
Trunks looked furious and went out of Bra's room muttering. The most distinguishing word was definitely "Baka."
~LATER THAT DAY~------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------
After some more muttering and serious plotting Trunks called Uub and Goten over. At first they were a bit reluctant, maybe because of trauma Trunks thought, but when they heard the word "revenge" they immediately agreed to meet him.
Trunks was at his office, his sanctuary. Not because this is where worked, or where he had ideas, mainly this was the place he could do anything. Everyone thought he did work in here, he would basically laugh at their faces. The long hours doing projects where he didn't want to be disturbed? Sleeping. Those important document about sales reports? He'd fold them into paper footballs. The errands he ran? He'd just get bored and fly somewhere. Nobody bothered him.
Goten and Uub arrived soon enough. First they scanned over the room to see if Trunks had actually done any work in last month.
"What's this?" Goten asked curiously holding up a folder labeled "Important Documents."
"Oh, that's nothing," Trunks replied without looking up.
Goten opened the file. Goten wasn't too shocked when he saw what was in there. It was a bunch of self-drawn comics that involved a turkey and a cow, they were poorly drawn and weren't that funny.
"You lazy ass." Goten said flatly.
"Ok, let's get to business, boys," Trunks said impatiently, " I suspect you've also been struck by the Pan virus."
Goten reached deep into his hair and pulled out a clump of the string, "Does this answer you're question?"
Uub nodded, "How are we gonna get them back?"
"Well I was thinking that we would-"
Goten interrupted Trunks hopefully, "Beat them up?" Goten said cracking his knuckles.
"No, that's not what I was thinking. If we beat them by force that'll mean that we have no cunning and we ultimately lose. I have a plan." Trunks said smartly, as he pulled out an intricate blueprint.
"What's this?" Goten asked pointing to something on the blueprint.
"That," Trunks said devilishly, " is our secret weapon."
The boys smirked.
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What's Trunks got? Review to find out!