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Honey Gold Hideaway - A Yuffie Kisaragi Adventure Fan Fiction By
TBOtaku
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Walking up the uphill lane leading to her newest choice of hotel, Yuffie ran a finger along the glass of a store and then ducked into the doorway. No one even noticed her entrance.
Calmly wandering through the pathways of shelves and shelves of supplies, Yuffie was like every other innocent customer.
Except that she had more than just a simple purchase in plan.
Looking up casually, she met eyes with the store clerk and smiled sweetly. Cute! Yuffie thought, He's got a nice face; nice smile…but all that's about to change, ain't it!? He won't be smiling much longer… Masking the usual reflexive mischievous grin with a sneeze, she rubbed her nose and ducked around some finely made kimonos hung tastefully from bamboo racks and pretended to be interested in a soft blue one. The clerk nodded a greeting and started to re-organize his materia collection, noticing this stray fire and that unpolished heal. What he didn't notice was Yuffie's hand shooting around the shelves in a blurring display of speed.
Hohoho, thought Yuffie as she began to stock her new inventory. I've still got it! And who ever said that spending-ugh-SIX YEARS in etiquette school would turn me into a respectable, totally un-ninjafied lady? Oh yeah, it was Godo. Nyahaha, fooled you with that innocent ploy, ya old geezer!
Suddenly her eyes caught a glittering blue sparkle, and she stopped to stare.
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"Yuffie, you bring me to shame! Again! Do you KNOW how furious Kundo-san is?? After you plundered his shop for the FIFTEENTH TIME?!?!" Godo banged his fist into the table with a, well, bang.
Yuffie snorted. "Oh please, Godo, spare me. Besides, it's not like I took anything that idiot thought was expensive."
"YUFFIE KISARAGI!!!! THEY'RE GOING TO KICK YOU OUT OF WUTAI IF YOU KEEP THIS UP!! I WON'T HAVE IT! I SIMPLY WON'T HAVE IT! NOW I WANT YOU OUT OF THIS TOWN AND I WANT YOU TO STAY OUT UNTIL YOU HAVE LEARNED A LESSON!!" Godo's face began to turn an alarming shade of purple.
"Ok ok, geez, don't have a heart attack on me, Godo, not that you could with that stone lump of yours…" Yuffie was cut off as her father accented his declaration by hurling a kunai at her. "YAAAAH, YOU NASTY BACKSTABBING OLD PRUNE!! HOW DARE YOU!!"
"Etiquette school."
"Eh?" Yuffie stared at Godo like he had grown an extra head out of his nose. "Have you gone completely whack, pop? Wow, I had no idea I had that kinda power…"
"No, you imbecile, I'm sending you to etiquette school!! It's the PERFECT SOLUTION!! Why didn't I think of it before Asako recommended it to me, I shall never know. Anyway, it's all paid for and you start tomorrow. Please excuse my forgetfulness." And here Godo let out an evil cackle. Haven't you ever wondered where Yuffie got hers? Well now you know. And back to the story. "Good night, Yuffie, and I'll see you again when those genius women have pronounced you permanently cured."
Yuffie stared after Godo's diminishing form as the words began to sink in. Then she did what Yuffie always did; she had a temper tantrum.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Six Years Later:]
"YUFFIE!! MY DARLING DAUGHTER IS BACK!!" Godo raced to the bus that carried the group of girls who had been sent off to etiquette school and flung the doors open. "Yuffie! Yuffie?" He looked around at the giggling young women and tried to find his brand spanking new daughter.
"Father! Oh, it's so good to see you again! I've had the best times, and I simply must tell you! Oh, Father how is EVERYONE in Wutai? I just can't wait to see those old sights again! Father? Father I'm over here!"
Godo turned in the direction of the voice and did a double take. There, sitting on one of the leather seats, was a beautiful young woman in an impeccable soft yellow dress that ended slightly below her knees. She held a brown cloth luggage bag in one hand, and a small neatly wrapped parcel in the other.
It was a gift, and she held out her hand to give it to him. That was when he couldn't deny it anymore. That was Yuffie. That perfect, tidy, ironed and flowered LADY was his daughter!! Oh, gods, that school was a gift sent from the highest level of heaven! Speaking of gifts, he beamed broadly and relieved Yuffie's outstretched hand of the package.
"Thank you very much, my lovely daughter. My, my! How much you've changed! Now let's get you home, ne? I'm sure that you want a hot bath and a good meal!"
And, taking her hand with glee, he practically gushed happiness out of his ears all the way home.
Two weeks later, Yuffie was of course but reluctantly given permission to visit a friend she had met while studying at the school. So off she skipped, leaving behind her teary-eyed father and taking along her newly designed inventory of all the fragrant, dainty things that a young woman needed. "I'll try to be home soon, Father!" she had promised.
Of course, no one, especially Godo, had any idea that Yuffie ripped off her dress half an hour later, when she had crossed the border of her hometown, revealing the old battle gear underneath. Nobody would have seen her extract the various hairpins from her hair and tie her favorite ribbon on. And certainly no one would have inspected the large crate of supplies, which she had paid to be sent to the quaint, beautiful, bustling city of Naiori where no friend really lived. So Yuffie Kisaragi got away clean, so to speak, and started off to try and begin her new exciting life in a place where nobody knew her - a place where she could start over; a place where she could remake her entire personality - and most of all, a place where no one knew her as the trickiest Wutai ninja in history.
~Yan~
Ooooh!! This fan fiction was inspired by the Final Fantasy song Farm Boy, which I TOTALLY ADORE, and downloaded yesterday!! Today is Friday(AT LAST!!!! ) ), September 21st, 2001. This fan fiction was finished at 4:32 PM (EDT), and THANKS FOR READING!! ^_^= Please; read and review!! -TBO~~ "O^_^x AHHH, I'M SO EXCITED!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE MORE OF THIS!! ) And you can expect an unexpected visit from you-know-who!! Ahh, spoiler! Wee~! o.O;; "V^^;;
By the way, I just made up "yan"…It seemed to fit!! ^_^=
Honey Gold Hideaway - A Yuffie Kisaragi Adventure Fan Fiction By
TBOtaku
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Walking up the uphill lane leading to her newest choice of hotel, Yuffie ran a finger along the glass of a store and then ducked into the doorway. No one even noticed her entrance.
Calmly wandering through the pathways of shelves and shelves of supplies, Yuffie was like every other innocent customer.
Except that she had more than just a simple purchase in plan.
Looking up casually, she met eyes with the store clerk and smiled sweetly. Cute! Yuffie thought, He's got a nice face; nice smile…but all that's about to change, ain't it!? He won't be smiling much longer… Masking the usual reflexive mischievous grin with a sneeze, she rubbed her nose and ducked around some finely made kimonos hung tastefully from bamboo racks and pretended to be interested in a soft blue one. The clerk nodded a greeting and started to re-organize his materia collection, noticing this stray fire and that unpolished heal. What he didn't notice was Yuffie's hand shooting around the shelves in a blurring display of speed.
Hohoho, thought Yuffie as she began to stock her new inventory. I've still got it! And who ever said that spending-ugh-SIX YEARS in etiquette school would turn me into a respectable, totally un-ninjafied lady? Oh yeah, it was Godo. Nyahaha, fooled you with that innocent ploy, ya old geezer!
Suddenly her eyes caught a glittering blue sparkle, and she stopped to stare.
--
"Yuffie, you bring me to shame! Again! Do you KNOW how furious Kundo-san is?? After you plundered his shop for the FIFTEENTH TIME?!?!" Godo banged his fist into the table with a, well, bang.
Yuffie snorted. "Oh please, Godo, spare me. Besides, it's not like I took anything that idiot thought was expensive."
"YUFFIE KISARAGI!!!! THEY'RE GOING TO KICK YOU OUT OF WUTAI IF YOU KEEP THIS UP!! I WON'T HAVE IT! I SIMPLY WON'T HAVE IT! NOW I WANT YOU OUT OF THIS TOWN AND I WANT YOU TO STAY OUT UNTIL YOU HAVE LEARNED A LESSON!!" Godo's face began to turn an alarming shade of purple.
"Ok ok, geez, don't have a heart attack on me, Godo, not that you could with that stone lump of yours…" Yuffie was cut off as her father accented his declaration by hurling a kunai at her. "YAAAAH, YOU NASTY BACKSTABBING OLD PRUNE!! HOW DARE YOU!!"
"Etiquette school."
"Eh?" Yuffie stared at Godo like he had grown an extra head out of his nose. "Have you gone completely whack, pop? Wow, I had no idea I had that kinda power…"
"No, you imbecile, I'm sending you to etiquette school!! It's the PERFECT SOLUTION!! Why didn't I think of it before Asako recommended it to me, I shall never know. Anyway, it's all paid for and you start tomorrow. Please excuse my forgetfulness." And here Godo let out an evil cackle. Haven't you ever wondered where Yuffie got hers? Well now you know. And back to the story. "Good night, Yuffie, and I'll see you again when those genius women have pronounced you permanently cured."
Yuffie stared after Godo's diminishing form as the words began to sink in. Then she did what Yuffie always did; she had a temper tantrum.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Six Years Later:]
"YUFFIE!! MY DARLING DAUGHTER IS BACK!!" Godo raced to the bus that carried the group of girls who had been sent off to etiquette school and flung the doors open. "Yuffie! Yuffie?" He looked around at the giggling young women and tried to find his brand spanking new daughter.
"Father! Oh, it's so good to see you again! I've had the best times, and I simply must tell you! Oh, Father how is EVERYONE in Wutai? I just can't wait to see those old sights again! Father? Father I'm over here!"
Godo turned in the direction of the voice and did a double take. There, sitting on one of the leather seats, was a beautiful young woman in an impeccable soft yellow dress that ended slightly below her knees. She held a brown cloth luggage bag in one hand, and a small neatly wrapped parcel in the other.
It was a gift, and she held out her hand to give it to him. That was when he couldn't deny it anymore. That was Yuffie. That perfect, tidy, ironed and flowered LADY was his daughter!! Oh, gods, that school was a gift sent from the highest level of heaven! Speaking of gifts, he beamed broadly and relieved Yuffie's outstretched hand of the package.
"Thank you very much, my lovely daughter. My, my! How much you've changed! Now let's get you home, ne? I'm sure that you want a hot bath and a good meal!"
And, taking her hand with glee, he practically gushed happiness out of his ears all the way home.
Two weeks later, Yuffie was of course but reluctantly given permission to visit a friend she had met while studying at the school. So off she skipped, leaving behind her teary-eyed father and taking along her newly designed inventory of all the fragrant, dainty things that a young woman needed. "I'll try to be home soon, Father!" she had promised.
Of course, no one, especially Godo, had any idea that Yuffie ripped off her dress half an hour later, when she had crossed the border of her hometown, revealing the old battle gear underneath. Nobody would have seen her extract the various hairpins from her hair and tie her favorite ribbon on. And certainly no one would have inspected the large crate of supplies, which she had paid to be sent to the quaint, beautiful, bustling city of Naiori where no friend really lived. So Yuffie Kisaragi got away clean, so to speak, and started off to try and begin her new exciting life in a place where nobody knew her - a place where she could start over; a place where she could remake her entire personality - and most of all, a place where no one knew her as the trickiest Wutai ninja in history.
~Yan~
Ooooh!! This fan fiction was inspired by the Final Fantasy song Farm Boy, which I TOTALLY ADORE, and downloaded yesterday!! Today is Friday(AT LAST!!!! ) ), September 21st, 2001. This fan fiction was finished at 4:32 PM (EDT), and THANKS FOR READING!! ^_^= Please; read and review!! -TBO~~ "O^_^x AHHH, I'M SO EXCITED!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE MORE OF THIS!! ) And you can expect an unexpected visit from you-know-who!! Ahh, spoiler! Wee~! o.O;; "V^^;;
By the way, I just made up "yan"…It seemed to fit!! ^_^=