THE PRINCESSES ARE BACK. I know I said that it will start on October 2nd, but I already wrote a few episodes and decided to publish it to prepare you all for what is coming this. Episode 2 will be published on October 2nd though.

If you are new to this series, READ THE PRINCESSES OF DISNEY: SEASON 1. You will NOT understand anything if you have not read it.


Last season on The Real Princesses of Disney...

(The original princess continued "She is also jealous of my friendship with Pocahontas for some reason. It's sad" The Arabian finally spoke up and confronted "If it went like that, it would have been a different story, but it did not go down like that". Pocahontas then stepped in and said "How else did it go then.

"WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME RACIST AND MY HUSBAND A WOMAN YOU TWO-FACED SLUT" Snow screamed out of the top of her lungs. "You BITCH" and flips the table, causing everyone to move back, which now catches the men's attention. "Because YOU ARE SNOW. And are CLEARLY CRAZY TOO" )

(Jasmine slams her hands on the table. "How in the hell are YOU going to tell me that when you don't know shit about what went down. You did not even go " she yelled. Snow White gets up and says "I am not going to do this back and forth arguing with you" while grabbing her purse.

Snow White: Jasmine is the type to throw insults and criticism at others, but cannot take it back.

Jasmine: She thinks I need help? She is the one who needs to let go and to have fun. Not everyone is going to be purer than snow flakes. )

(Snow White: Pocahontas is new to the group and to Disney, and we have really gotten close. I can always confide to her

Pocahontas sat down and asks " I heard from Esmeralda that you and Jasmine got into this huge fight at the House of Mouse. I am going on a double date with her in a few days, but I want to hear you side first.". "I greeted her nicely and with respect, and then she coldly stated "let's get to the point". From there, things went downhill fast" she told before asking "So how are you and John Smith?".)

"What are you talking about". He rubs the back of his neck in nervousness, he revealed "I have been warranted for arrest in England". Being confused with the word "Arrested", she asked "So, like being held captive like you were when we met")

Pocahontas: I had a feeling John was hiding something, but I never knew it could affect our relationship in this way)

(He continued with what he was saying "It was for illegal smuggling. When I was in England, my crew had to bring in cocaine for a trading deal, and the guards caught us when we arrived in England".)

(Snow White plays with the fairy dust, and asks "Can I buy some of this fairy dust? I always hear my friends Peter and Wendy praise it, going on and on about it", shaking the bottle. The witch calls out and squeals "Ooh, you are having a baby boy", disappointing the young princess

Snow White: A boy... )

("But Charming, when it comes to a marriage, it is between husband and wife, not father and son with the wife being sidelined. It is between US as a couple. We are the ones that will raise children together. We are the ones who are sleeping in the same bed every night" she preached. "Speaking about sleeping arrangements, when are going to come back home?" He asked. "That is none of your concern Charming. I will NEVER return to the castle if you are messing with a concubine like I know you are. Clean up your act and then I'll return home" she told him before leaving the room.)

(Daisy requested "I want to talk about the part with Belle and her family situation. Do you feel sympathy one way or another Cinderella". "Absolutely not. She started it all and did not listen to anyone else. She claims to be a family person, but did not accept her father's relationship with Potts and did not acknowledge Snow White's baby, or Ariel's pregnancy" the blonde answered. This pissed off Belle to the max and she said "Did you acknowledge your nephew. The ones from Paris and friends with the hun..." cocking her head to the side in arrogance, causing Cindy to get out if her seat and in her face to yell "DO NOT BRING UP MY FAMILY YOU FUCKING BITCH. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THAT YOU FUCKING CUNT" with Snow White and Pocahontas running to pull her back. )

("So, a viewer asked why this petty disagreement had to end up going to a war?" Daisy read. "No comment" Aurora responded. "Really Aurora? We're at the reunion". "No comment. It is private" she repeated."Alrighty, Ariel, who was right with the amount of money owned" Daisy asked. "No comment" Ariel answered before continuing "Everything in this segment is already worked out and was during filming.)

("Well let it all out" Pocahontas said. "Close your legs to more than one men hooker" Jasmine yelled, confusing Pocahontas "Excuse me". She repeated it while looking at the native "Close your legs to more than one men hooker. Married men". This caused Pocahontas to yell "John Rolfe being married is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Maybe if you stopped RUNNING YOUR MOUTH I'll be loyal to you". Jasmine moved closer to the edge of the seat to point at her "Loyalty. Girl please. I can say whatever I want to say whenever I want to say it. I will say it to your face. You are a tramp and a messy, two faced bitch". "Fuck you Jasmine" she shouted. "Fuck you too bitch" Jasmine retorted back, getting off her seat to approach her "YOU WANNA SAY THAT STRAIGHT, SAY THAT STRAIGHT, SAY THAT STRAIGHT)


Intro

Snow White: I'm old school. I believe in the traditional, conservative ways

Cinderella: I'm all about family, from my marriage to my siblings

Aurora: Life throws many things at you. You have to roll through the good and bad

Ariel: People are always trying to get under my skin, but a tougher than petty rumors

Belle: I am a princess now, so watch out

Jasmine: I am fabulous, and VERY Rich bitch

Pocahontas: I am Colors of the Wind Fabulous

Esmeralda: I am tough, so don't cross me

Mulan: I'm neither a girly girl or a tom boy

9 Princesses: We are the Real Princesses of Disney


Season 2 Episode 1: The Soldiers Wives stirr up the group

Germany (Hans' room)

Snow White: So I gave birth to my beautiful son Hans on August 31st, and he is the perfect mix of Prince and I. I am throwing a christening in few days so everyone... even Jasmine for the first time

("Hey Snow White, how are you doing" Aurora greeted with a hug and continued "Aww, he is so cute". Snow dusted herself off and said "I am a bit tired chile. I am rushing to plan this party since I should have done it months ago. He is going on 5 months. How are you". Aurora sighed before responding "Not well. You knew about my mother's death a month and a half ago and the funeral that took place right?" with the raven head nodding. "All I have to say is that I finally saw the autopsy reports." Not wanting to talk about her situation any longer., she asked "Where is Prince?" )

Snow White: Prince has been really busy these last few months. He is handling the paperwork and the politics of the two kingdoms and the bankruptcy. I have not seen much of him. I have been dealing with the baby by myself for a lot of the time

("The same old, same old. Busy with politics" she confessed as she handed Hans to her friend and sat down. "I am so nervous about this party. It would be the last time that the 7 of us have been in the same room since Jasmine's wedding 7 months ago. I don't even have the time for Jasmine and her drama". Aurora added "Don't forget the new girls Esmeralda and Mulan. I have seen Esmeralda here and there, and from what Cindy told me, she is a nightmare. I have not met Mulan yet". "As long as those girls keep that drama outside of the church, than we are good. I would snap if Jasmine or anyone makes an effin mockery at my son's christening." Snow White declared


France (Charming and Cindy's dining area)

Cinderella: Since last year, a lot has changed. Charming and I's relationship has improved significantly, though we are not intimate, his father learned to back off... a bit. But I also reconnected with my brother Phoebus

(Charming and Cinderella are eating in the dining area and he asks "When are we going to share the same bedroom babe" while holding her hand across the table. She batted her eyelashes before revealing "Keep doing what you're doing and we'll be getting it very soon. Anyways, I got Snow White's invitation to go to her son's christening, and I know most of the Disney characters are coming too". As he ate he questioned sourly "With Phoebus and Esmeralda there too?". She rolled her eyes before answering "Most likely. I do not know what he sees in that troublesome gypsy. You know I've heard some things about her. I'm not willing to go see her after what she did to me".)

Cinderella: Esmeralda contacted Belle and they exchanged for months to bring me down. She lied to Belle who then claimed I never saw my nephew, and I blew it. I personally believe that she is the reason why my brother and I don't have a good relation ship right now.

("Since he came back from war, the letters stopped coming from him, and he completely changed. Since I met her, we never clicked and because she has no one, she took Phoebus and turned him against him." she vented. He blurted out "I heard that she slept with the hunchback Quasimodo and the baby is his" and chuckled. He continued "It makes me sick how Phoebus turns on his family for someone he picked up from the street. When he worked for the palace for a bit, he just caused trouble and ruined my family. Punkass")

Esmeralda: I don't know what Cinderella's issue with me is. If anyone should be mad, it is me. I know what is important and I have my priorities straight


Denmark (Beach behind castle)

Ariel: Since last year, I have gotten A LOT bigger (rubs her stomach) like 7 and a half months pregnant. We are having a girl, and we have not decided a name yet. Out of the princesses, I have only kept in contact with Jasmine. I don't really know what happened to Belle

(Ariel and Jasmine are walking on the beach and she asks "Have you heard from Belle recently". The arabian responded " No, not at all. I think she just wanted to work out her differences with Adam and focus on that. I also think she wants to avoid Cinderella, after what happened. How is the pregnancy". "It is surprisingly easy. I don't know why everyone complains about it" she said. "Well, I would not know honey. Have your father and sister offered their congratulations?" she asked. She turns around so Jasmine won't see her tear up "No. Not at all. Scuttle and Flounder are even ignoring me. I'll send them notice of my daughter's birth nonetheless" as she wiped off her face.)

Jasmine: I feel bad for Ariel. No one should go through what she has with her family

('So, what about Eric's family" Jasmine asked. She thought about it for a while before replying "I honestly don't know. I... I just assumed that they were ruling very far away. I do know that the castle and kingdom was built for Eric, but nothing about his parents and family" she began to worry of that suspicion before bursting out of it to ask "So, how is your family?". "Very well. My father has lost 50 pounds, Al is looking and doing better than ever, Abu finally has a girlfriend, and we are VERY rich. Everything is perfect for us in every aspect, and our kingdom is thriving so well in the money .")

Pocahontas: Jasmine... RICH (laughs hysterically). I may have recently learned what money is, but I KNOW that she does not have a lot of it

(She continued "When I mean rich, I mean rich in family, love, happiness, success, and money; just all around. I rid myself of all the negativity that was in my life, and I am thriving. I am truly glowing. Did you get the invite to Snow's son's christening?". Ariel answered "Yes. I am looking forward to meeting Mulan. After the preview of her documentary, she seems like an interesting girl. NOT looking forward to seeing Pocahontas' messy ass. And now Esmeralda is a part of her crew. It's gonna be interesting".)


Jamestown (John Rolfe's home)

Pocahontas: A lot has changed since last year. New man, new status, peace is between the English and the natives. His name is John Rolfe, ad he is PERCECT

("Love, where are you" Rolfe yelled. She fixed up her British dress and patted her curled hair to run to kiss him. "Wow, I like your outfit. You look really good Pocahontas" he complimented. She twirled a few times before thanking "Really? You really think so?". "Colours of the Wind Fabulous" he complimented before continuing "I am glad you like the clothes I sent for you". She looked at herself in the mirror and checked out her figure "I like my native stuff, but this is so classy and Colours of the Wind Fabulous". )

Pocahontas: John Rolfe is such a gentleman. He taught me how to compromise, which is one of the reasons why John Smith and I just did not work. He made the clothes with what us natives make them with

("My family is coming over from England to visit me in and they are landing in a week. Would you like to join us for a dinner at a restaurant?" Rolfe offered. She thought about it for a moment before pointing out "You never had dinner with my father yet. He has been wishing you to come to dinner for a month now". "I know; whenever I do come to the tribe, he is either busy or out but I will do it soon. So, how about it?" he asked again. "Well, it will give me an excuse to wear this dress again. Absolutely baby" she declared before kissing him.)

Ariel: It amazes me that she is walking around with a knowingly married man. She dumped Smith for him? Trashy


Paris

Esmeralda: I am Esmeralda Guybertaut nee, but don't EVER say my last name. I also don't like my husbands so I don't use his. Instead, call me La Esmeralda. I ain't a princess, but I am definitely treated like one.

("Hey Esmeralda. You are such an inspiration to us girls to be strong and independent to stick up for yourself" a gypsy girl praised. "Let's take her groceries to her home. It is the least we can do for Princess Esmeralda" another said and they grabbed her groceries out of her hand and rushed to her house.)

Esmeralda: As gypsies, we are looked down upon, kind of like the natives are, which is one of the reasons why Pocahontas and I are so close. There are a lot of misunderstandings about gypsies, like being thieves. We help one another out

(Esmeralda ends a dancing shift and looks at her hat to find 40 euros. "Great job Esme. You've earned it" a gypsy said. She looks at the fortune teller and asked "How much did you make today sir". He played with his coins and sadly replied "10 euros. Times are getting even tougher since everyone is "reunited" ". She is about to walk away, but turns in remorse to give him 15 of her euros "Here you go."

Esmeralda: I am married to Phoebus de Châteaupers, who is a long lost brother of the "Leader Princess" Cinderella (rolls eyes). Apparently, Lady Tremaine sent him to Army camp to get rid of him, but was stuck with Cinderella. Their relationship is extremely strained today. The things she does is despicable to us.


China

Mulan: I am Fa Mulan, and I am dating Li Shang. There are many rumors about our relationship because people want to see a strong couple fail. We are a weird couple. but that is how we roll.

(The couple are eating at a restaurant and she mentions "This is a great restaurant babe", with people looking at them weirdly. "What the hell are they looking at" he said, slamming his hands on the table, about to get up, but she grabs his hands "Sit down Shang! You are going to make a scene." she told him angrily. "Sorry Mulan. It just annoys me when people look at us and talk about us right in front of me" he vented. "Anyways, I am glad that we can separate ourselves and you can take time off from your career to spend some time with us" she confessed, caressing his hand gently.)

Mulan: I actually regret not becoming the Emperor's ambassador just to see my family. I am glad that I found who I am, but going to see my family and quitting to what looked like such a promising career, it just got to me

(Her mother saw the sink full of dishes and yells "MULAN, WHAT IS WITH THE DISHES". The young woman runs down the stairs and looks at the sink, and slaps her head for forgetting "Oh crap". "Watch your language Mulan. Just because you saved China does not mean that you forget your duties in the house. I am sick of this lazy behavior from you" Fa Li lectured before storming to the farm. She looks at the dishes and sighs in disappointment and regret. As she starts to wash the dishes, she mumbles to herself "I save China, and I come back to this. This is how I'm going to spend the rest of my life".)

Mulan: I am having a hard time trying to decide if I want to be the typical Chinese wife, or completely ignore that for a career with the Emperor. It becomes so stressful.


Germany (Church)

Snow White: My son's christening is today and I invited all the princesses. It will be the first in a while. Hopefully, these new ones know how to behave

(Cinderella, Charming, Aurora, and Phillip enters the church and greets Snow White, Prince and the baby "Awww, he is so cute. I like his all-white outfit" Aurora told. "I know, right. I am more than excited about this. Come and sit in the second row" Snow told them.

Esmeralda, Quasimodo, John Rolfe, and Pocahotnas exit their carriage and enter the church to see the classics already there. "Ugh, are you kidding me. It would have been nice to not see her so early" she complained. "Behave Esmeralda" both Quasimodo and Pocahontas told her. Cinderella turned around to see Esmeralda glaring at her and she turns back to whisper to Aurora "Why is she looking at me like that. Probably because she knows what she did is wrong". She told Cinderella "Please; no family drama today. This is Snow's day".)

Esmeralda: When I looked at her, this rage just came over me. She has been spreading all these lies about me, saying that how I am a cheater, gold-digger, tramp, and I am a family-wrecker

Cinderella: I did not know why she was looking at me like that. I was not the one to connect with someone I was having beef with to hurt me and to embarrass me. She was the one that told Belle about me "not seeing Zephyr"

(Mulan and Shang show up, nervous as to who they would come up across. "Let's go to them" she declared, and they walked to Pocahontas and Esmeralda. "Oh look, it's the new princess. Wingapo, I'm Pocahontas" she gave Mulan the Powhatan wave". "I am assuming you are Pocahontas. I have heard some great things about you. And you are Esmeralda. I heard you are kickass, just like me" hugging her. "Oh, I like you Mulan. Oh, and your man is a soldier, like mine. You know they get the job done" and they shared a high five. "Oh goodness Esme. We are in the church" Quasimodo lectured)

Mulan: When I met Pocahontas and Esmeralda, there was an immediate click. We just connected, and could not stay away from one another for the entire night


45 minutes later

(The 6 couples are laughing and having a great time, while waiting for the services to start. Cinderella then realized "Where is Messy Belle. Do you know Esmeralda?", giving her a look. "Cinderella, not now with this, please. We were just having a good time". Snow looked at the time and complained "Where are Ariel, Belle, their men, and Jasmine? They should have been here already". "Are you really surprised Snow? Messy Belle wants to cause drama at any cost, you and Jasmine are beefing, and Ariel is Jasmine's... dog" Pocahontas blurted out. "I am going to go check on our son" the Prince announced before leaving. Snow got up and told them "I am going to get the priest. This is freaking ridiculous" and went to look for the priest.)

Snow White: It was extremely disrespectful for them to show up as late as they did. This is a christening, not a barbecue

(The 3 couples exit their carriages and rush to the church "Snow White is going to kill us" Belle huffed, holding her dress up as everyone else rushed behind her. They enter to find Prince with his arms crossed, giving them a dirty look "It would be much appreciated if you actually came on time". "The christening did not even start yet" Eric commented as they walked past him and joined the others. They look at an Asian couple weirdly, not recognizing them. "Hello, you are" Aladdin asked. "Esmeralda got up and introduced them to the new couple "Early Renaissance couples, this is Mulan and Shang. They are the new members from the documentary. Be nice" she snarkly told them. The men quickly hit it off with the asian soldier, as Mulan greeted the women with a bit of nervousness "So... I have been looking forward to meeting the three of you. I have heard so much about you three. I am sorry with everything that is going on with your marriage" she consoled her, offending the redhead.)

Ariel: Oh no she did not just throw shade at me like that. Who does she think she is?

("My marriage is PERFECT by the way. It was nice to meet you too" she spat back. Sensing how mad Ariel was, Belle declared "Why don't we sit over there", dragging her and Jasmine to follow her". As they were walking, she complained "Did you hear what she said! She is not the one to talk about relationships when I have heard a lot about her". "I am sure she meant no harm in it. Pocahontas probably put that shit in her ear to cause drama because she is a loser" Jasmine assured her. )

Mulan: Did I say something wrong?

Pocahontas I am loving Mulan already. The look on Ariel's face when she was confronted about her marriage was HILARIOUS (laughs)


A few hours later

Cinderella: So everything is going well with the christening, but I really wanted to get some thing off my chest about why Esmeralda is contacting with Belle about me

(Aurora approaches the rest of the princesses who are sitting around a large table and calls out "Esmeralda, Cinderella wants to speak to you. Come with me to her table". Tired of the bs, she looks to the others, and Belle suggests "Go talk to her. You have the right to wonder why she's saying all this bs, right?". "I guess" the gypsy responded and followed Aurora to Cinderella's table and sat beside her. The french blonde asked "Can you guys give her and I some privacy for a few minutes", with Snow, Aurora, Charming and their men to leave the table. She started her comment " I just wanted to ask you why were you contacting Belle about me? What did she say to you and what did I do that was so wrong for you to do that?". Esme replied "Well, you and I were not in a good place at that time, and I heard some of the comments you made about Phoebus that Belle told me about, and she told me more things. I think this was after you and him talked about Charming's concubines and pregnancy issues" which pissed her off and caused her to get up to leave. As she was leaving the church, she told the other princesses goodbye "Bye everyone, this was great", with Charming following her.)

Esmeralda: What the hell was that for? We were having a conversation and she just walks off. She makes things so much more complicated than it needs to be. She's not getting away this time.

(Esmeralda follows her outside to confront her. " Do not bring up my marriage with Charming Esmeralda. That was not what I was talking to you about" Cindy told her. "No no, you brought it up and I was answering the question as to why I was talking to Belle and why Phoebus is the way he is with you." she replied. "Look, I am not here to argue with you or anything. Us being in a bad place is not an excuse to badmouth me and give her false info about em to use against me, and about Phoebus, people were telling me stuff about you, like how you are a gold-digger, and used to strip and how you would leave him and cheat for a richer man. Especially because you are carrying on with this Gypsy rescue thing you have going on" Cindy explained. Esme was confused by this and cut her off Wait, hold on. If my gypsy rescue retreat takes off, I am not going anywhere, and it is not like Phoebus won't visit me. I don't know why you are bringing up cheating into this, and the fact that you would tell him all this that would demean our marriage is a shame". Annoyed that Esme was not getting what she was trying to explain, she continued "I was just saying just in case. Men could cheat and women could cheat" Esmeralda moved her hands and demanded her "Well, please don't just in case my marriage, and please DO NOT belittle my rescue retreat. And why are you bringing up cheating, no one cheated on anyone and don't say that to him". Cindy flipped her hair before spitting back "Well, HE was telling my husband about how he was cheating on me, and I overheard it. It's okay for PHOEBUS TO DO IT, but NOT FOR ME when I'm saying shit about you?". "WE DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT YOU OR CHARMING'S MARRIAGE" she yelled.)

Esmeralda: I am trying to find one thing that she is saying that makes sense, but I can't find a thing, which is a shame because she is not stupid.

("Do you have some issues with name that you wanna hash out or something" the gypsy mockingly asked, with her rudely replying "Heck no". "Well then I don't SEE WHY YOU WOULD SAY THAT SHIT TO YOUR BROTHER ABOUT HIS MARRIAGE. THAT'S CRUEL" Esme yelled, starting to move her hands like crazy. Cindy talked over her and said " I don't know why you are yelling and if his reacting to that, then something is wrong about your marriage. Is he insecure", taunting her. "Why don't you FRICKEN GET IT THAT YOU ARE HIS ONLY SISTER. And are YOU REALLY THE ONE TO TALK ABOUT MARITAL ISSUED" the gypsy yelled, with Pocahontas. Inside, the princesses hear yelling from outside "Wow, did anyone hear that" Aurora asked. Belle looked out of the window and saw Cinderella and Esmeralda getting into it "Sister in laws are arguing. Looks like the "classy" Cindy is getting put in her place". Pocahontas and Mulan just looked at her weirdly before the native responded "And you are just LETTING THIS HAPPEN. You really are sick" she got up and went outside.)

Cinderella: Esmeralda got so defensive when her marriage was brought up. Do you like it when it is you who gets the backlash?

Belle: Even though I am against family fighting, someone needed to put Cinderella in her place and knock her off her high horse.

(" I am everything your brother has ever wanted, and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO OR SAY THAT WILL BREAK US UP, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME" Esmeralda preached before continuing "That is one fucking infant and your nephew you are affecting. DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR BROTHER'S MARRIAGE ANNULED, DO YOU". "NO. Then BRING THE FAMILY TOGETHER THEN BITCH, since I CAN'T TELL MY BROTHER SHIT WITHOUT HIM RUNNING TO YOU" She spat, with her arms moving crazily. "You act like you are this tough, strong leader but you are switching it up. STAND YOUR GROUND AND BE THE TOUGH GIRL THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE HEIFER. APOLOGIZE TO ME" she shouted, with Poca eavesdropping from behind the building. "I'm not gonna apologize to you for taking to my brother, are you kidding me? Don't tell me what to do, because you guys can't handle the the truth" she told the gypsy, who told "Don't get in between my marriage ever again you trifling bitch" pointing her finger in Cindy's face. "Talking to you is like talking to a wall. Goodbye. Charming is waiting for me in the carriage. Bye" Cinderella waved off before Esme taunted "Run away like you always do coward". Cindy walks back to her and gets in her face "Excuse me". "Would you like to do something, cause we can throw down bitch" the gypsy declared, throwing her earring off the floor and taking off her jewelry. "Wow wow wow, this has gotten far enough. Cindy, go home and come with me Esmeralda" Pocahontas yelled and dragged Esmeralda back inside.)

Cinderella: This entire fight was ridiculous, and it was caused by Phoebus. Thank you brother


Next time on The Real Princesses of Disney...

(Ariel decided to ask "How do you feel about those rumors about your relationship, and his... sex preferences", pissing off the asian, and making Jasmine and Esmeralda nervous and turn their head "Excuse me. Why the f are you to come in my house and insult me, my boyfriend, and my relationship" she spat. "I was asking a question. No need to be so...defensive, unless there is something you are hiding."

Mulan: So she comes into MY house to attack my relationship? WHO DOES THAT. I and a whole lot of others know about her marital issues, but I am not going to go there)

(Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, Esmeralda and Mulan are sitting at a table having drinks. "So, I am pretty sure you know Mulan and I are having a party tonight, and we just wanted to go over the guest list" Belle told them. "Why do you need us to go over a list" Esmeralda asked, as she was confused with the idea. "There are some controversial guests on it, like John... Smith" Belle confirmed, with Ariel and Jasmine oohing. "I wonder how Pocahontas is going to react to that" Ariel hissed. "I am confused, what is the big deal about him coming" Mulan asked, unaware of all the drama. Jasmine found it upon herself to tell her the details "John Smith was her lover in her first documentary, and they were dating up to December, when she dumped him fro John Rolfe. But rumor has it, she is still sleeping with him"

Esmeralda: That was some shady crap they pulled. I do not know why they felt the need to invite him just to piss her off)

(The new couple made their way to their friends "Hello girls, you are all looking fabulous." she commented, and hugged each of them. Mulan tried to warn her "Pocahontas, I need to tell you about a guest..." before she was cut off by someone touching her "Pocahontas" Smith called, and she turned around and tripped after seeing him "John" she asked weakly and embarrassed, as Jasmine and Belle shared a look. She got back up thanks to Esmeralda and asked "What a...are you doing here?". He looked to the early renaissance couples and pointed to them "I wanted to visit my old friends", and she put two and two together.

Pocahontas: These mother fuckers, they set me up.)


I know you are all going to bitch about Esmeralda being a cast member, but I do have a reason. In the late 90s, her and Mulan were added at the same time, and Esme was taken off in 2004 (research it, and SPOILER ALERT).Plus, I needed some new blood to stir the pot. Please comment and I love you guys.