~AUTHOR NOTE~
Hello, viewers, readers, people here at random. Anyways, shocking news. .
I am no longer a Max. Ride super fan.
I know, I know. The world is coming to an end, but I come bearing good reasons.
Well after reading THE SON OF NEPTUNE I realised, hey this is like, EXTREMELY funny. and well lately, Max. Ride has been... well... a romance novel. With like almost ZERO humor. Riordan doesn't... get boring. He stays funny! So yeah, I realised that I was more likely a half-blood then an experiment like Max and the Flock anywho. It would be cooler to have a god (POSEIDON) as a dad anyways. Yeah. Well, basically this is a musical of The Son of Neptune. WARNING: Do not read if you have not yet read TSN (The son of Neptune) Ok with that... ON WITH THE STORY! And this is basiacally like TSN manipulated to fit this stroy and I'm not plagarizing anything! Again, ON WITH TEH STORY!
The dust from the gorgons tried to reform, but the Little Tiber ripped the ashes apart. Then the two kids at the gate did something totally unexpected.
They started singing.
Once there was a wicked witch
In the lovely land of Oz
And a wickeder, wickeder
Wickeder witch there never, ever was
She filled the folks in Munchkin Land
With terror and with dread
one fine day from Cali
Some half bloods killed her dead.
And the centurion pronounced her, dead
And through the camp
The joyous news went runnin'
The joyous news that the wicked old witch was finally done in
~Musical Break~
Ding-dong! The witch is dead
Which old witch?
Well ah, the wicked witch Oh,
Ding-dong! The wicked witch is dead
Wake up you sleepy head
Rub your eyes
Get out of that bed
Wake up! The wicked witch is dead
She's gone where the monsters go
Below, below, below yo-ho
Let's open up and sing
And ring those bells out
Sing the news out
Ding-dong! The merry-o
Sing it high and sing it low
Let them know
The wicked old witch is dead
Why everyone's glad
She took such a crownin'
Gettin' killed by the fifth
Is even worse than drownin'
Let 'em know
The wicked old witch is dead!
"In other words," said the boy "The gorgons are dead!"
END OF ACT 1
ACT 2
~Cut to Octavian Scene~
Parody of P!nks "Raise your glass"
"Are you killing small animals?" Percy asked. Octavian laughed.
Right, right, turn off the lights
We're gonna kill our bears tonight
What's the deal, yo?
I love when it's all too much
5 a.m. gettin' up
Where's the knife and bear
Party crasher, stuffed animal snatcher
Call me up if you're a Roman
Don't be Greek, just get Roman
Why so un-serious?
So raise your glass if you are right
In all the right ways, all my Roman peeps
We will never be, never be anything but Roman
And nitty gritty, Crazy good warriors Won't you come on and come on and
Kill your stuffed animal!
Just come on and come on and
Kill your stuffed animal!
stab, stab oh hot Tarturas
What part of killing stuffed animals don't you understand?
Wish you'd just freak out and disembowl them already
(Dismebowl already)
Can't stop, killing them bears
I should be locked up right on the spot
It's so ripped up right now
Party crasher, stuffed animal snatcher
Call me up if you're Roman
Don't be Greek, just get Roman
Why so un-serious?
So raise your glass if you are right
In all the right ways, all my Roman peeps
We will never be, never be anything but Roman
And nitty gritty, evil little campers
Won't you come on and come on and
Kill your stuffed animal!
Just come on and come on and
Kill your stuffed animal!
Won't you come on and come on and
Kill your stuffed animal! Just come on and come on and
Kill your stuff animal!
Oh shit! I ran out of stuffed toys to kill...
That sucks!
So if you're too Roman for Greeks
And you're treated like a crazy guy
You can choose to let it go
We can always, we can always disembowl on our own
[Chorus]
So kill your stuffed animal!
So kill your stuffed animal if you are fortune telling
In all the right ways, all my Roman peeps
We will never be, never be anything but Roman
And nitty gritty, crazy good warriors
So kill your stuffed animal if you are always right
In all the right ways, all my Roman peeps
We will never be, never be anything but loud
And nitty gritty, crazy good warriors
Won't you come on and come on and
Kill your stuffed animal!
Just come on and come on and
Kill your stuffed animal!
Won't you come on and come on and
Kill your stuffed animal!
Just come on and come on and
Kill a stuffed animal, to read the will of the Gods!
"Wow," Percy muttered. "Your Romans love the theater, huh?"
Hazel walked away, muttering about where Octavian can put his stupid parodys of P!nk's songs.
~END OF ACT 2~
~ACT 3~
"Then it's official," Reyna announced "Frank Zhang, Percy Jackson and Hazel Levesque will lead a quest to free Thanatos."
"But he's just a probie!" Yelled a camper.
"Water cannon up my nose!" Yelled another.
Well, thought Percy They're not the only ones who can burst into random song at any given moment.
By some miracle, Frank and Hazel knew what to do. They started singing. (Don't ask where the band came from)
Oh We're Not Gonna Take It no, We Ain't Gonna Take It oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
we've Got The Right To Choose And there Ain't No Way We'll Lose It this Is Our Life, This Is Our Song we'll Fight The Powers That Be Just don't Pick Our Destiny 'cause you Don't Know Us, You Don't Belong
oh We're Not Gonna Take It no, We Ain't Gonna Take It oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
oh You're So Condescending your Gall Is Never Ending we Don't Want Nothin', Not A Thing From You your Life Is Trite And Jaded boring And Confiscated if That's Your Best, Your Best Won't Do
oh... oh... we're Right/yeah we're Free/yeah we'll Fight/yeah you'll See/yeah( at this next part the drummer, again dunno where he came from, will paly alone and the entire place will clap there hands as the three chant)
oh We're Not Gonna Take It no, We Ain't Gonna Take It oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
oh We're Not Gonna Take It no, We Ain't Gonna Take It oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore no Way!
oh... oh... we're Right/yeah we're Free/yeah we'll Fight/yeah you'll See/yeah
we're Not Gonna Take It no, We Ain't Gonna Take It we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
we're Not Gonna Take It, No! no, We Ain't Gonna Take It we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
just You Try And Make Us we're Not Gonna Take It come On no, We Ain't Gonna Take It you're All Worthless And Weak we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore now Drop And Give Me Twenty we're Not Gonna Take It oh Crinch Pin no, We Ain't Gonna Take It oh You And Your Uniform we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
~END OF ACT 3~
~ACT 4~
~~~Hazels POV~~~
The highway to Hades, she thought sadly. In her head she played some eighties music she once heard from Octavian. She began to sing quietly.
Living easy Loving free
Season ticket for a one way ride Asking nothing Leave me be Taken everything in my stride Don't need reason Don't need rhyme Ain't nothin' I would rather do Going down By the time My friends are gonna be there too, eh
I'm on a highway to hell On the highway to hell Highway to hell I'm on the highway to hell
No stop signs Speed limit Nobody's gonna slow me down Like a wheel Gonna spin it Nobody's gonna mess me 'round Hey Satan Paid my dues Playin' in a rockin' band Hey momma Look at me I'm on my way to the Promised Land, wooh
I'm on the highway to hell Highway to hell I'm on the highway to hell Highway to hell
Mmm, don't stop me Eh,Eh,Eh
I'm on the highway to hell On the highway to hell I'm on the highway to hell On the highway to Hell Highway to hell I'm on the highway to hell Highway to hell Highway to hell Highway to hell I'm on the highway to hell Highway to hell
And I'm goin' down,all the waa-ay-aay, wohh M-on the highway to hell
"OK," said Percy. "I can see why the Greeks kept their space. Crazy singers..."
~END OF ACT 4~
~ACT 5~
~Hazels Flashback~ (In Alaska)
I hear the ticking of the clock I'm lying here the room's pitch dark I wonder where you are tonight No answer on the telephone And the night goes by so very slow Oh I hope that it won't end though Alone...
Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you And now it chills me to the bone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone
You don't know how long I have wanted To touch your lips and hold you tight You don't know how long I have waited And I was going to tell you tonight But the secret is still my own And my love for you is still unknown Alone...
Aahhh... aahhh...
Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you And now it chills me to the bone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone
Alone... alone...
I hear the ticking of the clock I'm lying here the room's pitch dark
~Hazels Flashback~ (In New-Orleans)
Oh! Ohhhh yeeeh I used to think maybe you loved me now baby I'm sure And I just cant wait till the day when you knock on my door Now everytime I go for the mailbox , gotta hold myself down Cos I just wait till you write me your coming around
I'm walking on sunshine , wooah I'm walking on sunshine, woooah I'm walking on sunshine, woooah and don't it feel good!
Hey , alright now and dont it feel good! hey yeh
I used to think maybe you loved me, now I know that its true and I don't want to spend all my life , just in waiting for you now I don't want u back for the weekend not back for a day , no no no I said baby I just want you back and I want you to stay
woah yeh! I'm walking on sunshine , wooah I'm walking on sunshine, woooah I'm walking on sunshine, woooah and don't it feel good!
Hey , alright now and don't it feel good! hey yeh ,oh yeh and don't it feel good!
walking on sunshine walking on sunshine
I feel the love,I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real I feel the love, I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real
I'm on sunshine baby oh I'm on sunshine baby oh
I'm walking on sunshine wooah I'm walking on sunshine wooah I'm walking on sunshine wooah
and don't it feel good! I'll say it again now and don't it feel good!
~End of ACT 5~
~ACT 6~
(A/N I shall be going out of order with the sequence of events; it's whatever i can remember)
Percy focused on Polybotes. (Or Alcyoneus or whoever)He took a deep breath.
Risin' up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive
So many times, it happens too fast You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive
Chorus: It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger
Face to face, out in the heat Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry They stack the odds 'til we take to the street For we kill with the skill to survive
chorus
Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive
chorus
The eye of the tiger (repeats out)...
"Really?" Demanded Polybotes. "I can do so much better. That was totally like, a genorous 5."
Percy threw his hands up. "You, sir, have a singing battle started."
Monsters and campers alike had gathered and were now ohhhh-ing. Octavion put a hand up as if to stop it, but he turned to the crowd and said: "Oh it's going down, it's toally going down..."
Let's get down to business-to defeat the puny half-bloods Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as a forest(Not!) But on fire within Once you find your center You are sure to win You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you!
Pecy: I'm never gonna catch my breath. Say good-bye to those who knew me. Boy I was a fool in school for cutting gym
Octavion: This guy's got 'em scared to death
Percy: Hope he doesn't see right through me
Polybotes: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
Polybotes and campers: (To Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (To Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (To Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive Heed my every order and you might survive You're unsuited for the rage of war So pack up, go home, you're through How could I make a man out of you?
Polybotes and campers: (To Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (To Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (To Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
(To Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (To Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (To Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
~End of act 6~
~Act 7~
The Amazons closed in. For a minute hazel thought they might just kill her, but instead Hylla threw her head back and began to chant/sing:
Girls, we run this motha (yeah!) [x4] GIRLS!
Who run the world? Girls! [x4] Who run this motha? Girls! [x4] Who run the world? Girls! [x4]
Some of them men think they freak this like we do But no they don't Make your check come at they neck, Disrespect us no they won't
Boy don't even try to touch this Boy this beat is crazy This is how they made me Seattle, Washignton baby This goes out to all my girls That's in the club rocking the latest Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later
I think I need a barber None of these dudes can fade me I'm so good with this, I remind you I'm so hood with this
Boy I'm just playing, come here baby Hope you still like me, if you hate me My persuasion can build a nation Endless power, with our love we can devour You'll do anything for me
Who run the world? Girls! [x4] Who run this motha? Girls! [x4] Who run the world? Girls! [x4]
It's hot up in here DJ don't be scared to run this, run this back I'm reppin' for the girls who taking over the world Help me raise a glass for the college grads
Anyone rolling I'll let you know what time it is, check You can't hold me I work my 9 to 5 better cut my check This goes out to all the women getting it in, Get on your grind Do I commend that respect when I do Please accept my shine
Boy I know you love it How we're smart enough to make these millions Strong enough to bear the children Then get back to business See, you better not play me Oh come here baby Hope you still like me If you hate me
My persuasion can build a nation Endless power With our love we can devour You'll do anything for me
Who run the world? Girls! [x4] Who run this motha? Girls! [x4] Who run the world? Girls! [x4]
Who are we? What we run? The world (Who run this motha, yep) Who are we? What we run? The world (Who run this motha, yep) Who are we? What do we run? We run the world! (Who run this motha, yep) Who are we? What we run? We run the world Who run the world? Girls!
The amazons landed in various fighting positions around Hylla. The queens spear was stretched out as if to kill Hazel.
After that number, Hazel kind of wished she had.
~End of act 7~
~ACT 8~
The last of the retreating monsters dissapeared. While the Romans still carried Percy and yelled "Praetor! Praetor!"
Octavian, growing jealous of all this attention he was not getting, threw his head back and sang loudly,
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS!
I've paid my dues - Time after time - I've done my sentence
But committed no crime - And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand kicked in my face - But I've come through
We are the champions - my friends And we'll keep on fighting - till the end - We are the champions -We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions - of the world -
I've taken my stuffed animals And my knife - You brought me fame and fourten and everything that goes with it - I thank you all -
But it's been no bed of roses No pleasure cruise - I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose!
We are the champions - my friends And we'll keep on fighting - till the end - We are the champions - We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions - of the world! [Repeat chorus until fade out]