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Author's Note:
Short. Contains crack, crack, and more crack. Oh yeah, did I mention it has crack in it?
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Theme #5
Dream
One day, Ichigo was sweeping a floor in a classroom kitchen.
"Boo!" Andou yelled out, suddenly popping out from behind a counter.
"KYAAAAAAAA!" she screamed, before fainting.
"Uh-oh... Hanabusa is going to be mad at me, because they're dating..." Andou contemplated this totally not true thought of his as he sucked his thumb, thinking it made him look hot. "I wonder what I should have for lunch... oh, I know! JAPANESE!" with that he ran off to go have his meal of, uh, Japanese.
Moments after he left, Hanabusa stepped into the kitchen, immediately noticing the collapsed Ichigo. "No, Ichigo, darling, my love! I though we agreed to suicide… together! And also, tomorrow! Not today, silly woman!" Dropping to his knees, he looked up at the ceiling. "Father, dearest, why must you be so cruel to keep me from the one I love to the point of death?" Dramatically, he brought a hand to his forehead and swooned.
A few minutes passed, and suddenly Andou came hurtling back in. "JAPANESE!" he cried in delight when his eyes spotted Ichigo. "DELICIOUS!"
"Delicious? WHERE?!" Hanabusa was suddenly upright and screaming, but Ichigo still lay dead to the world.
"THERE!" Andou yelled, dramatically pointing at Ichigo.
The two boys pounced on her and began to chomp on her limbs. The pain caused her to finally wake up.
"Kashino!" she cried, sobbing in pain. "KASHINO!"
"KASHINO!" Andou and Hanabusa screamed together, still trying to eat Ichigo.
"KASHINO!" they all chorused.
"KASHINO!"
"KASHIBZZZZZZ!" Suddenly, all three began to make a weird buzzing noise. "BZZZZZZZZ!"
"BZZZZZZZ!"
"BZZZZZZZ!"
"BZZZZ—"
A forceful hand slammed the stop button of an alarm clock. Kashino groggily sat up in his bed, wondering what the heck he had just dreamed about.